Shell666

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  1. Well, looks like we get to take back OUR party on Saturday night in LP! No more having to put up with the d$%khead "locals". Skydive Lost Prairie's website says that camping is RESTRICTED TO REGISTERED JUMPERS AND THEIR FAMILIES (GUESTS). AND Fred (bless his heart!) has hired some security to keep the riff-raff out! YIPPPEEEE! No more worrying about whether we're going to find our coolers and all our booze up in the hills with some drunkass-underage-shitheads! 'Shell 'Shell
  2. I feel your pain ... tripped over the $%$# cat on the stairs on Monday and felt something go "pop". Went to the doc and he thinks it's only cartilage damage (had surgery about 20 years ago for the same thing on the same knee) but he wants me to wait 2 weeks and see how it feels. If it's still really sore, MRI time. It's not too bad today (so far) and I've found as long as I stay off of it as much as possible, it doesn't bother me that much. Guess we'll see. Just do what the doc says and hopefully it'll heal itself! Good luck! 'Shell 'Shell
  3. Something to keep in mind is that if you're travelling to Logan's Pass (Going to the Sun Road) they have a vehicle length restriction in place. I tried to go through there with my little Bronco II and the world's smallest tent trailer and it was too long. If you're pulling a trailer, they won't let you into the park. 'Shell 'Shell
  4. 14.20118% - Geekish Tendencies 'Shell
  5. Found this http://www.cursordesigns.com/skydiving.html 'Shell 'Shell
  6. Shell666

    Catboat?

    See http://www.catboats.org/ 'Shell 'Shell
  7. Yep ... he's one smart cat ... 'Shell 'Shell
  8. And us "cracks" appreciate that ... 'Shell 'Shell
  9. Sorry ... I edited the Subject just for you... better?? 'Shell 'Shell
  10. You made a funny! Damn ... I did ... and I didn't even realize it ... My bad ... 'Shell 'Shell
  11. Kind of ... it IS a vulva purse but it's quite 'tasteful' (if there's such a thing). 'Shell
  12. http://www.artgoddess.com/vulva-page.html 'Shell Edited 'cause I hurt Slug's feeling ... 'Shell
  13. Extra large Double-Double and an apple danish. I love Tim's ... 'Shell 'Shell
  14. Hey Slappie ... anyone ever tell you that you look like Billy Idol? 'Shell
  15. Is that your kitty with the Billy Idol sneer in your avatar? Very cute ... 'Shell 'Shell
  16. Here's some Cat Haiku a friend of mine wrote (Errol Billing) that you might find amusing ... (especially the last one) ... You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you. You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. Rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning. Grace personified. I leap into the window. I meant to do that. Blur of motion, then - silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny? The mighty hunter Returns with gifts of plump birds - your foot just squashed one. You're always typing. Well, let's see you ignore me sitting on your hands. My small cardboard box. You cannot see me if I just hide my head. Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What is 'term paper'? Kitty likes plastic Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear vacuum cleaner I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit? Wanna go outside. Oh, shit! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Oh no! Big One has been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams My claws are not THAT sharp. Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! we could break so much!" Litter box not here You must have moved it I'll crap in the sink The Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Marble Hockey" We're almost equals I purr to show I love you Want to smell my butt? 'Shell
  17. Yep. He wrote that after a good friend of ours was killed in Utah. 'Shell 'Shell
  18. Me too on the B neg 'Shell 'Shell
  19. Yeah Mark ... GREAT idea! The locals are gonna LOVE you ... 'Shell 'Shell
  20. Take a look at both rosters ... the majority are from Canada. Very few Americans, actually. No hushin' up here ... 'Shell 'Shell
  21. Hehehe.....it's a good plane. Yep ... sing along ... (to the tune of Somewhere Over the Rainbow).... Somewhere over the Prairie Skyvans fly Boys like leaving the airplane But girls like the seats OH MY! The girls we like the vibration The third seat back is so much fun for our cracks ... 'Shell 'Shell
  22. It's a hard egg -- Bonnie Tyler, It's A Heartache Sweet dreams are made of cheese -- The Eurythmics, Sweet dreams are made of this Wake up I might sit on you -- George Harrison, I've got my mind set on you We are the Mormons -- Asia, Heat of the moment Mice aroma -- The Knack, My Sharona Take your pants down and make it happen -- Irene Cara's "Flashdance", of course it's really Take your passion and make it happen The gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot -- Joni Mitchell "Big Yellow Taxi" They paved paradise, put up a parking lot 'Shell 'Shell
  23. Shell666

    Go Flames!

    Up here where they belong ... ya gotta love Don Cherry! Attached is a sign outside a church here in Edmonton. It says it all! 'Shell 'Shell
  24. Hmmm... must be bad photo coloring .. he has no orange..
  25. With the orange colouring, he must be Scottish! How about McTavish ...