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WTF?????? http://www.bananaguard.com/ 'Shell 'Shell

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VERY talented street performer (need sound). http://content.collegehumor.com/media/movies/skeleton.wmv 'Shell 'Shell

Q: Have you heard about the new radio station in town? A: It's called WPMS... every month they give you three weeks of the blues and then one week of rag time. 'Shell 'Shell

Well next year you'll have to join us in the making of the jello. According to Joy, drinking them warm prevents a sore throat the next day. And you'll have a chance to see how good your memory is with a little "Crack Sing-a-long". Think you can handle us Canucks?? 'Shell 'Shell

what's up with the canadians and thier wierd names...... the other person that calles em jelo shooters is canadian........ It's like adding a "u" to certain words ... it must be done ... 'Shell 'Shell

I ALWAYS have Post LP Partum. Don't you? Or are you still bitter that I didn't make the font in the Choir Books big enough for you? 'Shell 'Shell

I want some ... 'Shell 'Shell

It's Wingnuts Birthday! Lingerie or ..? 'Shell 'Shell

An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around squawked and said, "its goddamned cold in here! Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner. The owner offered the following solution "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder." So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough just as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "its goddamned cold in here!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty fuckin' windy, too." 'Shell 'Shell

I feel your pain. Had to have some work done on the Jeep (thankfully a good friend of mine is a mechanic) and I still haven't packed the trailer or finished my laundry or picked up beer or ... you get the picture. But I'll be heading out at 6am tomorrow come hell or high water! If anyone thinks they'll be stranded at Glacier International Airport on Saturday (July 24) afternoon around 3pm, drop me a PM and I'll give you my cell number. Barring a complete and total strip search at the border, I should be hitting Kalispell around that time! 'Shell 'Shell

Just drive up to the lake then. You get service there (at least I managed to last year). 'Shell 'Shell

Back away from the phone very slowly ... you're in LP ... you don't need no stinkin phone ... 'Shell 'Shell

First they pave the runway and now Amazon is camping "where there's power" ... sheesh ... what is LP coming to. You're such a girl. I leave at about 6am Saturday morning. CYA there around 3pm. Stop by Camp Canada for a beer, 'kay. 'Shell

Hmm a Canadian bitching about a hockey game.. go figure.. I woulda thunk the pictures would be worth a thousand words..... EH Normally it would be however, just LOOKING at Don Cherry in those god awful suits is tough! Ya gotta hear him rant and rave or there's no point ... 'Shell 'Shell

Must be an "Amereekan" thing then ... The Keg's up here in Alberta have LOADS of non-red meat options. 'Shell 'Shell

Actually, The Keg Steakhouse is WAY better than Outback! Check them out www.kegsteakhouse.com. (the only thing that sucks about The Keg is their "Keg Spec" during hockey season ... they can show the game on the TV in their lounge, but they can't turn up the sound) 'Shell 'Shell

Check with the store where you bought the receiver. When my apartment was broken into, I needed the receipt from my TV for insurance (which I couldn't find) so I went back to the store where I bought it and they managed to get me a duplicate copy. 'Shell 'Shell

How about When I'm Up (I Can't Get Down) by Great Big Sea ... You can hear a clip of it at http://www.greatbigsea.com/themusic/play.cfm Here's the Lyrics: I am the fountain of affection I'm the instrument of joy And to keep the good times rolling I'm the boy, I'm the boy, You know the world could be our oyster, You just put your trust in me, Cause we'll keep the good times rolling Wait and see, wait and see....oh wait and see! His Exhaltation, a sweet disintegration. A few discolourations, then it comes along up is why he chooses, the kisses and the bruises There ain't nothing he refuses, then it comes along It comes along, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted! CHORUS: When I'm up I can't get down Can't get down, can't get level When I'm up I can't get down Get my feet back on the ground When I'm up I can't get down Can't get down, can't get level When I'm up I can't get down Get my feet back on the ground He just needs, something to blind him Something to wind him up It won't take long to find him When it comes on strong. Wise guys are grinning, street lights are spinning The night is just beginning, and then it comes on strong It comes on strong, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted! CHORUS Oh it comes on strong, and I am lifted. It comes on strong, and I am lifted. I am lifted, I am lifted! CHORUS 'Shell

Well if that's how you feel, I have no choice but to contribute the following attachment. Blues, Dave EWWWWWWW ... that's not what I meant! I meant I LOVE it when you Cocks SING Cameltoe ... Jackass ... 'Shell 'Shell

I LOVE Cameltoe ... CYA soon honey! 'Shell 'Shell

It's not SNOW ... it's HAIL ... And it probably was a woman carrying her man ... Canuck chicks are tough. 'Shell 'Shell

Yeah ... they've gone to the same place my virginity is at. Oh of course! What was I thinking? Sorry for the confusion. EXACTLY ... now apologize ... 'Shell 'Shell

It's a balmy 27oC here today ... rather nice. Heading to 30oC for the weekend! MUCH better than Sunday's weather ... 'Shell 'Shell