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Oh, I moved her body all right. ALL NIGHT LOOOOONG.... I like the way you think ... 'Shell 'Shell

Friends help friends move. REAL friends help friends move bodies. ;Shell 'Shell

As Bill von told me a few years back ... Lost Prairie: The weather's terrible The skydive's suck The beer's warm And there are too many damn Canadians ... There ... that should keep everyone away ... Seriously, LP is FANTASTIC (if you like hot weather and nekkid people). 'Shell 'Shell

317.2 ... and I can see where the rest of my afternoon is going ... 'Shell 'Shell

1977 Honda Civic Hatchback ... baby blue Had Budweiser caps for the radio dials (which was only an AM radio) The windshield wipers would go up and down if you were driving faster than about 40k The windows would rattle down if you were driving faster than about 10k And the gear shift dropped OUT of the car one day while I was driving home ... you know how hard it is to shift AND hold up the gear shift?? God I miss that little car ... 'Shell 'Shell

Um...I'm thinkin' your off on your math, Marz...that'd be -5 degrees Fahrenheit... Still f'in COLD!!!! Umm ... he's not off on his math. -37oC is -34oF. My dad taught me a quicky conversion (not exact but pretty close). Take the degrees C and double it, take away 10% from that, then add 32. Gives you pretty close to the degrees F. 'Shell 'Shell

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms: 01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins; child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks. 04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket. 08. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? 09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. 'Shell 'Shell

When my niece was about 4 and my nephew was about 3: Me: "Courtney, stop sticking rocks in your brother's nose". I NEVER thought I'd say that ... 'Shell

Here in Canadia we don't have that option ... we have to go out to get beer. 'Shell 'Shell

I'm too smart to live in Winterpeg. And we had freezing rain here Sunday and today. Scraping a 1/4" sheet of ice off your windshield is no fun. 'Shell 'Shell

-40o (F or C, take your pick) on numerous occasions. I'm still cursing my ancestors for homesteading in this g*d forsaken land ... But at least it's a dry cold. 'Shell 'Shell

Notice how I said "clean joke" ... Are you blond ... 'Shell 'Shell

I've always liked Hannah 'Shell

Man, I would have sworn they were Canadian. Nah ... we wouldn't waste the good beer. 'Shell

I laughed out loud! You can admit you did too ... 'Shell 'Shell

The famous Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an athlete, she's a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the phone, however, as it caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU". A good clean joke is hard to find these days 'Shell 'Shell

Looking for a job? JAck off tunnel rats? 'Shell

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Masturbating 'Shell

Cali joke - Gun control laws don't work 'Shell

Great Canadian Trivia Shootout Masturbating 'Shell

24 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED BY MIDDLE AGE! 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover 'Shell

I was hoping that 2003 would be one of the choices for that one, given the several political and cultural clashes we've been having lately... So glad that AndyMan and I manage to get along despite our nationalities! I thought it was 2002 ... during the winter Olympics ... 'Shell 'Shell

BRACE YOURSELF - ELOY PICS Stupid criminals in the news 'Shell

Masturbating Photos of your Childhood 'Shell

Damn it's cold Another lawsuit 'Shell