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One of the best romantic songs ever. Perfect for lying in bed with your loved one, staring into her eyes, expressing everything you want to say without using words. **Edited to say: And the Celine Dion attempted to cover it and completely f**ked it up. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Good pics guys. They'll come in useful for presentations I produce. Cheers. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I just skipped to the last line. Told me everything I needed to know. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[shocked Another surprise. I remember welcoming you when you first joined several months ago. Ahhh you were so sweet and innocent back then. Now look at you. Replying to a question about porn. What this site does to people eh ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Thanks for your replies people. A special thank you to Wendy as I never entertained the thought that lead programmers for the space shuttle's general purpose computers watched porn videos for some reason.

Mine was M*A*S*H*E*D. I've never been able to get the image of a surgeon trying to clog an artery whilst getting a BJ under the operating table out of my head. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

The only thing I'll say about switching to AFF is if your as crap as I a at it then you could get just as stuck on an AFF level as you feel you are on a S/L level. I recommend you take Bluefingers' advice before you decide to switch. That girl knows what she's talking about. All the best. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Ahhhhh. That's too cute.

Bwaahaahaa. I wonder where the inspiration for this thread came from. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Of course I'll bow to your experience on this one. my comment was based on my own limited experience of AFF. Good to know I did something right though. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I was told by my JM that one reason for AFF1 is to get you familiar with and introduce you to the sensation of freefalling, and help alleviate the 'shock' value for your subsequent dives. Beyond that it's to see if you've taken on board everything learned on the ground. He said it is extremely rare for somebody to fail AFF1, and from what you say I would suggest that it was not your fault that you had to do it again. For mine, I misread an arch signal as we approached the 5:5 altitude as a pull signal and pulled without giving any wave off. Because I erred on the side of safety and because I clearly described the jump in de-briefing, I was passed to the next level. I would have thought that your debrief would have shown them that you were aware of what was going on and that they would have passed you. Personally I don't think there's any need for the JM's to guide you hand to the handle unless they feel you have a problem locating it. The three PRCT's prior to the hard deck for your jump should have shown them that you knew where it was. As far as another JM is concerned, if they are both teaching on the same DZ then they should collaborate to be sure that they are in sync with each other as far as teaching students go. I understand however that hand signals and AFF procedures can differ slightly from country to country. Best of luck with your other AFF Levels. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

DUDE ! You do not want to go there ! She dips them in boiling hot tar before she throws them, and she's got a pretty good arm too. They F**king well hurt and I should know ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Dude - You forgot The Battle for Naboo and the Clone Wars. Sit's down next to Stormy.

Work Safe Sheep Heaven I grew up around here. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

LMAO ! ! ! It's like bottled water, only bigger ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Tittie La Las. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Best post so far. Funny and yet so true. This thread has turned around for the better. It started off as someone trying to get some serious insulting going and now it's as it should be. Lots of international skydivers having fun at the expense of trolls. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Don't stop at post #1. Keep going. I want to see you up to #500 by the end of the summer. Welcome to the forums. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Hey dude. Welcome to the forums. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

I'll bet my dad can beat up your dad. I'm with Nac. I'm Welsh so I guess I can't take offence seeing as you only indicated England in your post. I doubt your stupid enough to mistake England for being the same as Great Britain or UK. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Aggie - You've been promoting this as much as possible, and although most people pay attention I don't think your ever gonna rid this place of the annoying lack of sig-space. Respect to you for trying your damedest though. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

WOW ! You sure as hell aint no Valleys Girl ! ! ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Well if this isn't an invite to post whore I don't know what is ? YEEEHAAAAAA ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

As long as the post whoring and one liners are kept to the talkback thread then I haven't got a problem with it. When it starts to filter to the skydiving related forums then that's the time we need to be concerned. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

Ahhhhh. Poor Mr President. He's becoming the butt of all great satire lately. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !