riddler

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  1. Hey, the engine's on backwards! I guess photoshop Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  2. Well, it may not work, but I would definitely try this. If TSA is stupid enough to want to open my reserve, I could probably convince them that it was damaged in the process. After all, the seal is broken, and the seal is what we pay for. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  3. I prefer to think of numbers this large in terms of rigs. This week, I paid one rig's worth of taxes. 18,000=6 rigs, which is about what I paid in April Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  4. Congrats, Pablito and here's hoping you get all the cute whuffo girls! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  5. Dave, I know you're too young to remember the show, so I'll help you out here. Fantasy Island. Now if Mr. Rourke was a female porn star and Tattoo kept his mouth shut and brought you drinks on the beach - then it would be paradise island. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  6. Thanks for the post. My question is who pays for repack if they open the reserve? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  7. riddler

    D license

    Hey Karl - I'll be at Mile-Hi this weekend. Gonna help teach AFF class on Saturday, but should able to jump Saturday afternoon and Sunday. Maybe I'll see you there! Of course, I have to miss the Lamar boogie Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  8. Oh - I am so there. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  9. I like this - if only every superstition happened to be a safety procedure! Personally, I don't let superstitions get in the way of fun. My 13th jump was also my first pack job
  10. Happy Birthday!! According to this, more babies are born in July in the US than any other month. Maybe Halloween is the time to get laid? I was born in October, which just makes me wonder how cold it was in February the year I was born. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  11. Hey guys - if you have ratings, make sure they are on the card. My coach rating didn't show up on my new D license. I called and they said a few people have already called with the same problem. They are resending a card to me, but you'll have to call them if you have a problem. Oh, yeah - congrats on the D! D-26976 Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  12. 3:3:1 3 decent jumps. Lots of drama. One broken middle toe on my right foot, due to running out a fast landing. I know we're supposed to buy beer for the first broken bone, but does a middle toe count? It doesn't even get a cast or anything - didn't even tape it to the neighbor toe! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  13. It's been scientifically proven that the state of Arizona heats up a few degrees when B^2 enters it Hot hot hot. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  14. CrazyIvan, while you are obviously the victim of a sick joke, I am actually going to be a millionaire. See, I recently won the lottery - jut got the email this morning. Now if I can only find that ticket ... Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  15. Friend of mine that I went to school with is a safety advisor for his state's DOT. Sent me this. Powerpoint, 530K, self-explanatory. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  16. riddler

    BOS Cutaway

    Good job - I like your thinking i.e. Don't waste time fucking with it. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  17. Have a good one, Monkey man! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  18. Be sure to post that one - I think I'm not the only one that wants to hear about it. When you're a kid and you want to go Whee Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  19. riddler

    D license

    Thanks all! Jumping was done. Beer was bought. Beer was consumed. 'nuff said. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  20. riddler

    D license

    D-26976! I should get the card on Monday, says USPA. Woohoo! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  21. riddler

    Its True!!!!

    I saw a Hooters in Singapore, of all places. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  22. 'Cause it looks cool from the ground, and whuffos go "ohh" and "ahh" and when you land they all want to shake your hand and have you sign an autograph. Demos - a chance for skydivers get their 15 minutes of fame
  23. Hehe - well we didn't have to land in the cornfield. Matter of fact we weren't supposed to land there. But ma nature decided to hit us with 30 MPH winds out the plane, and the leader was carrying a 2,000 square foot flag, so we didn't have a lot of landing options He definitely liked the skydiving and wants to go again, but we'll see if he can make the time. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD
  24. Yep. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD