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    Would you prefer an American dying? (as this gets moved to the SC...heh...)
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    GET SOME!! GET SOME!! [Evil] If you mess with the bull, you might just get the horns...
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    "Dear God!! The pamphlets aren't printed in Hmong!! Call my Lawyer!!" [/sarcasm]
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    No, but it's the functional equivalent... What do you mean by "functional equivalent"? I'm just curious... ~R+R Both the Rebel Flag and the Swastika are symbols of evil empired that subjugated others to their tyrranical whims. The holocaust can be compared to slavery...
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    Well, Catholic schools were singularly responsible for my becoming a Deist...
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    Roast Rabbit Ingredients: 2 cut up fryers (rabbits cleaned and prepared for cooking) 1 onion (chopped into 1/2 to 1/4 inch pieces) 2 cloves of garlic (peeled & pressed) 6 Tablespoons Olive Oil Salt & Pepper 1 batch of sauce (below) 8-10 carrots (washed and quartered) 10-12 red potatos (new potatos are best) SAUCE 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 can cream of celery soup 2 soup cans of water 1 soup can of red wine 1 cup sliced (fresh) mushrooms 3 Tablespoons worchestershire sauce 1 Tablespoon table mustard Salt & pepper Directions: Saute onion and garlic in olive oil. Add rabbit and quickly brown lightly. Salt & pepper to taste. Place browned pieces and onions/drippings from pan to a cover casserole dish (I used a roasting pan).
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    Thank you!
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    In lieu of going thru years' worth of postings, I have a quick qestion--isn't there a hybrid-type of reserve handle, i.e. a cross between a silver handle and a pillow? I always jump with gloves (cut myself badly once on a sharp piece of metal near the door on exit), and a pillow would be slippery with gloves on. I also want to reduce the risk of someone snagging my reserve handle in freefall. I jump a Mirage G3. It'd be a kind of fabric loop, halfway between a D-ring and a pillow. Any help is appreciated.
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    Woohoo!!!!

    DrunkMonkey replied to eeneR's topic in The Bonfire

    Having grown up in Chicago, let me say any commute in Chicago/Suburbs sucks...unless you can use the CTA/Metra... Congrats eeneR!
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    Cold KFC and a beer. I love being a single guy...
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    A Toast: "To Nipples, for without them, tits would be pointless!!"
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    My question about british currency is what is the usual tip for a british stripper? How many pounds?
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    My favorite cheese is Feta. It's good with gyros.
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    I still think "Condoleeza Rice" sounds like a dish one would find in an Indian restaurant...
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    No, but it's the functional equivalent...
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    Hamsters eat carrots.
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    I like lettuce. It makes sandwiches all crispy and stuff.
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    Put her in a sack, with her head only out, and strap her on like a chest-mounted reserve--KITTY TANDEM!!
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    So why do you need the backing of the Government to push your dogma? Why not just ensure you give your kids this indoctrination at home/at your church, and leave me and my family, and the rest of the country the hell alone? Why do religious people seem incapable of refraining from shoving religion down other's throats via the Government??
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    Pre-Tax or After Tax? [/sarcasm]
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    Chris, I hear the Taliban is looking to open up a Christian subsidiary in the US. You might contact their HR department...that attitude is just what they're looking for...
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    9 hamsters.
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    What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps, The Ladies' Man
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    I didnt know there was a problem with that Ditto...