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Hey Ferdi, Bom Dia! I started looking around for a job this morning, but I assume it will take some time. Well, we will see. I have made the decission to go on the Wagon though for some time. Too much fun at the DZ and my 5K time went to hell, OUCH! Hope the work crisis will be solved - someone threw a wrench in the gears? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well the polling is your answer. You would have to create a forum for Americans, Australians, South Americans,Africans, Europeans, boat people, blacks, whites, gay and straight, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, vegetarians, meat eaters, meat missles, meat bombs, bomb squads and Zhills and many many more Keep it together! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I hope you guys will appreciate it: A husband was on his death bed. The wife asked him to come back and tell her what it was like on the other side. So a few days after his death she hears his voice. So how is it my dear, says she. Well, responded the husband, I wake up in the morning eat lettuce for breakfast and fuck, then I eat lettuce for lunch and fuck, then I fuck and eat lettuce for dinner, then I fuck and go to sleep. My God, there is a lot of fucking going on in heaven, exclaimed the wife Who said I'm in heaven, answered the hubby, I'm a rabbit in Australia! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

OOY!!! OOOOOOOYYY! I'm awake! I'm drinking coffee, though I don't think I comprehend anything yet. Thank God it's a tad colder today. Went to see the Ring last night. That was senseless. For the first time in my life I walked out of a movie, waited 25 minutes and walked into the next showing room where they were screening Jackass. I highly recommend it. Quality intellectual entertainment. I laughed for 90 minutes. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Respectfully, if I may add my oppinion to the discussion, there are a few important points one needs to ponder before suggesting that someone has sexual intercourse with a bovine: One most probably would need a small ladder or at least a stool in order to reach the appropriate place The proposed action would require the party involved to lift the bovine tail, and hold it lifted throughout the duration of sexual activities Before Void tries to satisfy his sexual needs with animals I strongly suggest trying humans. If unable to find willing human I would strongly suggest purchasing sexual favors of one of the many representatives of a particular service industry. If not able to secure admission to a whore house I suggest Void purchases a life size inflatable rubber doll. After fulfilling it's sexual role one can build a nice 6 way around it with one jumper riding it and the remaining 5 atached to the limbs and head If Void still demands satisfaction from a bovine I strongly suggest trying to eat it in the form of a steak or burger. If Void still insists on abusing my fellow Rodriguez Brothers I would suggest that we marinate him in a large jar of cheap tequilla and present him as a trophy during the Harvest Moon initiation rituals. Sincerely, jraf Ph.D jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well shoving little objects up your ass is a bit rich for me. However the scene with the golf carts - most inventive. Now that is true entertainment. Air horns on the golf course are a pretty brilliant idea too jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well I am no skygod, and a skygod once tried to bark at me...once! He was really sorry he did. I dont' take shit from anybody. The best advice I have received was a discussion about what happened and friendly advice how to avoid it - that is the way civilized people communicate. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

So I went to the movies and Jackass happened to be there. God, is it a funny movie. It is repulsive but funny - reminds me of a drop zone when it's raining. What stupid things did you guys do. I among other stuff swoopped the pond back and forth with my car. Since it is not a road does it qualify as a DUI? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude, I mean really, who is Tory Amos - never heard of her jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

It's the return of the '49-ers. In a canyon, in a forest excavating from a mine, went a miner '49 -er and his daughter Clementine. Gold digging Clementine that is. They maketh me sick! Blaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (puking sound). jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Quatorze, you are a true friend. Thank you so much for pointing this out By the way, who the phak is Tory's Anus? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Will you: let me get wasted and do stupid things make steamy passionate love to me not be offended when I fart in the tent all night long (it's well ventilated after all) make sure I eat breakfast in the morning and give me aspirin serve me cold beverages all day while I skydive let me have a beer or two at the DZ on Sunday evening pay for the weekend's pack jobs drive me home last but not least: are you a beautiful blond ,5'10'', with a great bod and shaply boobies? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey Ferdi, sorry for not replying earlier, but I went out to run a 5K this morning and reflected after 15K. Some physical activity is needed as skydiving (or rather post skydiving activities) have taken their toll on my external appearances. I post quite often as I currently am enjoying life in a period of extended vacation. Probably when I get a job it will have to cut back. As far as I am concerned most of the people who post most here either are computer people or have government jobs. Look at Erno - his main job is posting here(sorry Erno) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, I did not win the Lottery this Saturday. If I ever win there are going to be free jumps, I promisse! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Give the ring to a poor person on the street. Just let go of it. Never had a ring myself, but that is what I would do. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Welcome back to the colorful world of young available bachelors. Bachelorettes, line up! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Not Atlanta. Clay warned me of the adverse weather conditions (thanks Buddy!) so I stayed in Florida. Had a BLAST! How did the rafting go? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Personally I am still trying to calculate my fall rate in furlongs per fortnight. Given my weight in stones, the energy required in Joules and the strnght of sound of my scream in Watts. One thing is clear however - it all amounts to shit when compared to the speed of light jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Moin, moin children! 9:15 AM here in Orlando, Florida. Glorious weather. About 80F already, clouds not to be seen. The coffee is magnificent the weekend was a BLAST! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Are you kids trying to start a cometition or what? OK, who will run the 5K with me. Bet you $10 I win! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

70 miles. 10 miles to the gallon. Paid $1.73.9 per gallon on Saturday. HELP!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

base parachute? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ever try putting your brain bucket and goggles in a car while driving back from the DZ. Spooks the shit of whuffos jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Me too! Lets do Jello shots....or maybe better lets discuss the student movement of 1969 in great detail jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

There are several elements a skydiver's car must posess: Engine At least four wheels Transmission of some sort At least one seat for driving At least one seat for having sex on Large trunk for all the gear Rear windsheld for USPA membership sticker Rear bumper for Home DZ bumper sticker Place for a case of beer Make. modell, year and color are irrelevant. It's your attitude that gets you babes! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275