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    Most amount drunk?

    Stacy I did not walk home, I drove across the golf course. When I woke up in the morning there were incriminating mud trails leading to my car, so I reparked it and went to sleep jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. What? Pray for these looser assholes? NEVER Then again I don't pray so it's not much of a difference. 1. Gear check 2. Enjoy the ride 3. Endure the farting 4. Gear check 5. Get the fuck out of the plane jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Personally I think we should kill them all. Women, children, dogs, cat - the lot. They are eating MY food, breathing MY air and above all taking up MY space. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Most amount drunk?

    Well, I have been seen walking out of my neighbourhood Bistro after drinking 4 bottles of fine wine in 3 hours. There were other times in my life that I don't care to remember jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. Here, have some organic raisin bread toast with orange marmelade, and some decent coffee
  6. Party on babe jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. In South Africa (jraf running away) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Can you say ZHILLS? Weather report this morning - 75 F, no clouds - none! I'm going to the DZ. Come over! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. It is such a lovely day. I have not yet quite woken up from the haze of dreams and I decided to wish you all fine people a happy Tuesday. That goes for you non Americans too, wherever you may be. Be excellent to each other. Wish each other well and make this an excellent day! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Yes, but this time someone accidentaly packed a McDonalds burger patty in his reserve bagel - quite lethal if you don't react immediately jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. Thanks for the good wishes - the Lotto is tomorrow. Honest to God, if I win you get a ticket to the US and 3 months worth of skydiving in Florida - room, board and all included. This is official. Only the best for people who wish me well! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. Sorry, job quit on me a couple of months ago and I decided not to look for one till the money lasts. Enjoying life is so nice. I woke up and am getting ready for my daily 5K run. Need to clear my head a bit before I start moving jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Well butter my butt and call me a bisquit!!! I'll be darned, it's all you unproductive rodents again Monotonous weather report from Florida: Sunshine, not a cloud to be seen. In a couple of hours I'm going out to the DZ. Damn life is a bitch! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. But remember to vote JRAF as write in National Director. With or without pants jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. Children, sar911 does that on a routine basis. He is a Federales and jumps with the dog for rescue missions. Apparently his puppy (have seen pictures - real cool) enjoys it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. I strongly protest. First off all my briefs were white! Then only part of my legs was shown, which obviously does not do me just I must request that truly full pictures be shown - maybe of the pogo dance? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. Ferdi, my little ZA friend, you are a gem! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. Well I had both shirt and shoes as well as a tie. Very decent attire at that (Voters: note, sharp dresser) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. Well it was them who were embarassed and not me - what do I care? (Voters: note courage) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Control Freaks?

    Bad Girl Better than Sauerkraut in the Lederhose jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Sexy smile

    Gaaawd, they are ugly. And to think they in fact are cats! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Control Freaks?

    I know what you mean but I believe you gave it an erroneous name. Wanting to do things yourself right the first time is more of being an adventurer and being self challenging. I love that. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. Well no, it's just it was an eventfull party and might have missed a few facts. 4 AM I was sleeping soundly in my bed in Orlando. (Voters: note good moral standing) On the way back, the Lakeland McDonalds staff were a bit astonished to see me walk in in my costume jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. Oh, so it was box doing that. I thought it was some mentally deranged stranger in need of a serious pounding from me and my brother (voters: notice the will to sacrifice own body in defense of constituents) Well yesterday I asked how he was doing and several people just shook their heads and looked the other way - what happend after we left? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275