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Kerry, are you getting big hair? Goodness it was a late night. Just got woken up by a series of phone calls. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I was there to see it all! It was funny - sar911 walks in, whips out the badge and walks towards the bar. So I think "oh oh this establishment is in trouble" and then he serves Andrea a US Marshals warrant. It was hilarious. And now that shes met us, you guys be careful about beeing nast to skymama. She's noe oficially got 5 southern boys to protect her reputation jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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(jraf making cowish eyes and sighing) Oh, Amber! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Can you say: white three piece suit-no tie and John Travolta? That's the way aha, aha, I like it! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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It's OK nac. Soweto will be rebuilt, they will make new buses and children will be born to take place of the dead. Business as usuall jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ja Gruezi Thomas (Sued) Moin, Moin (Nord) Wir sind alle nicht so doof! Ich sage immer dass die Vereinten Staaten das Land der besten und der schlimmsten Biere der Welt ist. Das selbe gilt fuer Unis. Wenn Du hier Ausbildung ernst nimmst, dann kriegst Du das beste. Bis Spaeter Junge, jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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...and I have pictures to prove it. I want more, pleeeease, pleeeeeease! Skymama, sar911, happythoughts, skydiverbrian, f1freak and I went out to eat and drink tonight. They are exceedingly cool people. Skymama is a Lady. And she has Boobies.Very boobiesAnd I laid my head on them (jraf looking at the moon)I think I'm faling in love jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well morning Children. Bet you, you did not expect me to start this morning Kerry is doing a scenic shoot for her work today (why is a shopping mall scenic?) and I just came back from a serious meeting with Skymama, f1freak, skydiverbrian, sar911 and happythoughts. Must report that they are very cool people (was a bit apprehensive about it). Hope to meet you all in person. Soon I mean. Have a great one jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well, since I met Skymama today I am pretty confident I am fluent in the language of LOVE jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Nuke 'em. Use a flame thrower. Get a minigun and riddle the place with bullets. Make cat food out of their bodies. Recultivate the land. Put a McDonalds in there. Never mind the hostages. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Langsam, langsam aber sicher mein Schatz. (Komm auf die Wiese, da steht mein Riese) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Attracting females to the sport: 1. Free boobie massages 2. Friday night will be ladie's night at DZs. Ladies drink for free 3. I will lay my charms (me lucky charms) on them 4. When they come to visit for the first time I will have Clay hide in the closet jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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My plan for attracting females: 1. Boobie massages for free 2. Inviting Party Boy to all DZs 3. Ladies night at DZs on Fridays. Ladies drink for free 4. I will lay my charms on them jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ha, and I also have a plan. I will not disclose it to you as I feel you are not worthy, but I have a plan. I actively advertize the USPA everywhere I go as I have a membership sticker on my car I made 114 jumps in the last 4 months (Statistically mor than my oponent Mr. Welker) You should vote me in cause I need a job, pleeease, oh pleeeeeeeease! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yes and Quade made a good point - a National Director should be a skilled lobbyist. Well I have lobbied myself out of many a speeding ticket. I have also lobbied myself into the graces of quite a few ladies. And don't forget my beer drinking abilities - after all as we know No boozin'-no lobbyin' jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Clay is a filthy person. His mind is in the gutter, but not the one we all have our mind in. And (jraf pointing incriminating finger) he made Stacy disappear jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I dare not use the word, but "you know what" for the ladies jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeah, what have ou done to Stacy. She's been missing the last few days. And she went to see YOU!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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My opponents, whoever they are, must be corrupt bad and should be institutionalized. They surely brake all ten known commandements and a few that are not known. Last but not least the DO NOT offer boobies for all jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well two Newbies have used this forum for their political gains, so can I Vote me national director. By responding to this post you are casting your vote. I promisse: 1. Boobies for all!! 2. Lowering the price of beer at drop zones by strating an investment fund to subsidize it 3. Re starting production of Super Otters 4. Require jump planes to have air freshners on board 5. will fight to make DZs exterritorial 6. Fun for all I think this should suffice. I am also an active jumper and will promote skydiving and our cause by lobbying (drinking beer) with decisionmakers in DC. Cast your votes now. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Russian literature is very rich. Bulkhakov is just brilliant. The way it is written, you need to understand that it was in Jo Stalin's times. So there are certain subtelties referring to the NKVD and so on. Start reading today! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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English -duh, obviously, German(Hoch, Berliner, Koelsch, Platt) Russian, Polish, bit of Yiddisch, basic Spanish but I intend on making that fluent jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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As I mentioned before I owe my russian to Prof. Valentina Zych at Duquesne University in Pittsburgh, PA. I would kill for a copy of Bukhakov's "Mastier i Margharita" in Russian. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well this is a happy post. I like it! We hould all jump together sometime! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275