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  1. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Don't know that method. Hand writting and scanning is easier and faster. Hail Valentina Zych my Russian professor at Duquesne University (Pittsburgh, PA) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Winston Churchill by far. He was a rowdy bastard who took no shit from anybody yet was brilliant. Shaped the world as we know it. The only person who had guts enough to see through Jo Stalin. Did someone mention Diana? Given all the great sons and daughters of Great Britain someone mentins a member of the royal family? Are you MAD!!?? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. See attachments jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. Woooooow, Ferdi, hold your horses before you committ to anything. Ir they tilt it ZA will probably wind up in the Arctic region. Now why would you want to do that? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. Priviet Grishen'ka: Ya nie ponial shto Tebya nuzhno? Free fall times from 14,000 feet? Feet per second in Freefall? Esli nie znayesh kak po angliyski, davaj po russki jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Children - Zephyr Hills - the home town of Javelin and Wings. Have faith in me, I would organize demo rigs! No further than Deland (60 miles away) there is Mirage and someone else. Have faith in me! You don't need to bring your own rig! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Can anyone say: BAD SPOT!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. Well I would take care of you guyseven though you are attempting to change the relative location of my state to the Sun! So digest, consider and give me an aswer. I am serious I will organize it!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Gregor, me lad THINK! If we made it a group effort we could negotiate great rates! Sassy own a small travel agency - she could see what can be done. We could really organize a great boogie! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. Moin Moin Chidren!!! I am happy to inform you that Florida is still where it was last morning and I am trying a new blend of coffee. IDEA: Why don't we organize a N/A thread cronies and affiliates Christmas boogie in Florida? The technical part is easy: 1. Florida offers sunshine and jumps 2. By December we will have 3 super otters in ZHills 3. Camping is free and facilities are ample 4. I can pick you all up from the airport so that lowers the cost 5. Food would be cheap if we organized a communal cookout in the evening 6. We could have loads of fun 7. Maybe we could even organize a CASA (nice tail ramp jumps) 8. we could have loads of fun 9. We could organize a small diving expedition in the Mexican gulf 10. We could have loads of fun jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. But naturally, but in a different time zone I thought I would share some joy with the rest of us jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. I hope you guys will appreciate it: A husband was on his death bed. The wife asked him to come back and tell her what it was like on the other side. So a few days after his death she hears his voice. So how is it my dear, says she. Well, responded the husband, I wake up in the morning eat lettuce for breakfast and fuck, then I eat lettuce for lunch and fuck, then I fuck and eat lettuce for dinner, then I fuck and go to sleep. My God, there is a lot of fucking going on in heaven, exclaimed the wife Who said I'm in heaven, answered the hubby, I'm a rabbit in Australia! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. (Score: 85 out of 100) 85% Quite Insane! [font "arial"]You are definitely a mad scientist. People fear you, your minions are loyal (all the ones that still exist anyway), and your devices are numerous and effective. Your efforts to take over the world may or may not come to fruition, since you still have to spend inordinate amounts of time dealing with those pesky rival scientists, the authorities, and numerous annoying do-gooders. You've been deemed a hazard to society, but so far you seem to be keeping your head above water. [/font] [font "Arial"][size 4][/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]This is your master speaking: Humans you shall obey me. You shall support me in world domination. You will be my slaves and your females will show me their boobies. All Norwegian lesbians will be singing for me and feeding me grapes. Where is my three legged dog?[/size][/font] [font "Arial"][size 4]Humans I love you! Beware![/size][/font] jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. (jraf in scottish accent) Oy! Join us assholes! I am a prime example and feel good about it. Fuck what everyone thinks! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. jraf

    Regional Forums

    Let's segregate - I want you to create a separate forum for Circus Midgets - we have the right to be heard!!! For me, please create a sub-forum for Circus Midgets who own Dogs with three Legs!!! And of course an auxilliary-sub-forum for my Three Legged Dog and an auxilliary-sub-support-forum for his fleas, so that they can post to each other where they are going to meet for dinner. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. jraf

    jackass

    No, what do you mean!!?? PArty boy is the ultimate. More PARTY BOY!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. Actually Diesel fuel burns quite well! The nature of the fuel is that it self ignites under pressure (hence reaction of diesel fuel in your engine). So if the truck had full fuel tanks and they were crushed (compressing the fuel) it might self ignite causing a massive explosion. Now we all know what diesel fuel and ammonia fertilizer do. However that is the weapon of choice of the Aryan Nation. Why does everybody try to artificially revive the terrorist attack idea. Trucks and cars crash and explode. Whackos shoot people out of Chevy Caprice trunks, postal workers go postal, teenagers shoot their peers in high schools - its business as usuall, not a terrorist attack! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. I have over 500 bungee jumps and my retinas are still there. I had an instant canopy opening and they still are there. I think my liver is in the place of my spleen and vice versa after this one jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. I discussed the issue of strap tightening with JC Peren, who is one of our instructors as well as a designer of Javelins - JC insists thet the strap should be snug in order to assure the best performance of the rig in free flight and eventually the best opening On issue of a loose chest strap or leg straps while in the plane, l had a discussion with Boxman - undoubtedly a skydiving authority. Boxman quite strongly suggested to make sure that enter the plane fully ready to skydive. In case of an emergency exit there will be not time to adjust the rig. Who am I to teach you guys. I just relay the knowledge gained from the really experienced jumpers jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. jraf

    Ground rush

    Ron, I'm happy you are with us and I am NOT looking forward to re-living your experience - pretty hairy! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. These are the first answers I had before I read the explanation: I walk with the trees A wolf Wolf and I talk (am I on acid?) It's a nice cozy house No fence Books and CD's with classical music, lots of bookshelves arround The cup quite naturally is a Versace design fine china Rosenthal cup As any precious thing I take it home It's a nice little river I walk on water...that's what I always do! So the analysis states that I am psychpathic and should be institutionalized jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. I like Kerry's idea better than Nac's though. I appreciate that he is affraid I will surpass him in mass consumption of alcoholic bevereges and hence want's to send me to a dry country. I however much preffer the m. without portfolio thing - I get the big office, the blond secretary (prefferably Norwegian lesbian who knows how to sing and will feed me grapes) the chauffered Range Rover (well I need an upgrade, right?) the righteous salary, the big screen TV in the office to watch skydiving movies and NO responsibility. YESSSSSS!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. Scratch my dearest firend!!! Finally someone who appreciates what I want!!! Minor post with no responsibility and all the money!!! That is life. I like that, I'll vote for that!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. Futile are your envious attempts compadres, as I will be there and you will NOT!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275