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    ***So I wonder how many of his followers will stick with him. [/quote I saw a report where one of them who had given all his money and stuff away, was whingeing like hell because everyone was calling him an idiot.... Duh!!!!!.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Maybe a bunch of other people got on the plane and Harold and his mates got axed from the load. Incorrect date on their jump tickets...... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Harold made a mistake in his calculations...the rapture is now DEFINITELY set for Oct 21st. We know it was an honest mistake. So for all you unbelievers, you are going to pay the price for all the mockery....be afraid.... be VERY afraid!. The believers can send me any cash they have left over now..... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Nuke the gay whales.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Every mountain I ski on is at risk....I'm sure I've moved a few sideways with the high speed impacts I've subjected them to. My crash and burns are always spectacular... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    As long as the GF doesn't find out.....oh...hang on.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    You obviously missed the two in my post.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    OK, we need a volunteer here to test this bag lock theory......I nominate DocPop....because he needs the experience..... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    And here I was thinking you were going to say you had a dose of the pox or something like that.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    And you don't think there is a connection there somewhere???. Didn't your experienced mentor point out a few things about wind, turbs etc etc..... Sorry mate, but you put yourself in the firing line, I'm sure there's gonna be a bit of incoming.... Learn from it....... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Everybody........"AWWWWW". Should have put down an enemy..... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    You are going to UPSIZE??. After your posts of the last few weeks, I can assure you the the forum sharks on here will smell blood in the water.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Agreed,....it doesn't make sense to me either.. Turbulence can vary greatly, both in its cause, AND effects. What saves your arse one day might be ineffective the next. The best you can do is have a standard plan of action, and be aware when conditions are such that you are ready to use it. If you get caught in a rotor, the canopy can remain fully inflated, and not even stall. The effect though is like a giant hand pushing your canopy straight down from above. It can pound you into the deck really hard. The canopy effectively drops out of the sky. Flying with a lot of brake is just asking for trouble IMO. Even on half brakes, a good turb can induce an almost instant stall. He fails to mention wake turbulence which is present behind a canopy, and has caught out more than a few skydivers who are right on someones tail on landing. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    So did he have an explanation as to what personality types did that?. And more important, did he give you a few freebies for wasting your time earlier.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    I wonder why these researchers are so hell-bent on figuring out what makes us tick? Do they envy us? Do they think we're crazy and therefore need psychoanalysis to dissuade us from our path in life? *** Because us risk takers are (according to them) more likely to have criminal tendencies and share similar characteristics to people who end up behind bars... We are prolly easier to access and safer as well, because we get our rocks off on a regular basis...easier than spending time asking Charlie Manson a few questions.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Skydiving

    obelixtim replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    That guy needs to be fired out of a cannon, far out into the sea......at night.....with his hair on fire.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    You can't turn sheep shit into raspberry jam...no matter how much sugar you use... You can't polish a turd..... If bullshit was wire, you could fence Texas.... If your brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose..... If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave its arse, and teach it to walk backwards... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    And me......no one is going to supply other peoples details....amend your survey or you will be wasting everybodies time. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Crop dusters "water skiing" on a canal....thats cool. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Same same..... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    They were a day early with the prophesy...a volcano just went up in Iceland.... Flee for the hills.......oh, hang on..... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    "Sharks?"....."no girls, there are no sharks here, you're safe from the sharks"..... pause......"the crocodiles ate all the sharks!". Response to a question by two Danish girls knee deep in the sea on Koh Chang island, Thailand. They walked on water....really fast. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    Sleeping. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    George Mallory

    obelixtim replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    I doubt he did either, considering the failure rate using todays equipment and technology, and the number of bodies on the Everest graveyard, since Hillary and Tenzing made it there and back.. . Whatever, even if he did make it he failed, because getting back down safely was part of the criteria for sucess. My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....
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    George Mallory

    obelixtim replied to airdvr's topic in The Bonfire

    Yep, using the best technology and most up to date knowledge availableat the time wasn't enough to save him. Today you would simply say he was foolish and underprepared.... My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing....