SkyPsycho

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  1. Vinny, that was a non sequitur. And as a matchmaker, you are a total loser. rl it wasnt supposed to refer to the precedent conversation.. i was looking at another of your posts in a different thread and wanted to put it there, but i have no attention span, so it ended up here. if a skydive was any longer, id forget to pull. now go scratch.......and ill post it there _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  2. Apparently anywhere but here. I've been given the word that she's not allowed to bring boys home. Then I was advised that I've never been allowed to bring boys home. (I don't, which is why I never knew this.) But the best part of the whole thing is the reason: no one here ever brings boys home. Don't choke, Ray. rl P.S. Does Beck know you have plans for her? Or do I need to warn her before she gets here? and you wonder why jeff hid all weekend.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  3. Good call. And SkyPsycho... was that REALLY necessary? but of course....... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  4. please dont blow and drive...........at least be the passenger....stop endangering us with your bad habits..... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  5. Dear Dickhead, I called Jeffie. He has not called me back. I have no idea whether he went to Sebastian or not. If he did, it's your fault, and retribution will be exacted. You, on the other hand, haven't called me in days. Go fuck yourself. Sideways. ETA New Jersey the third week of March. Beck is coming down from the 6th to the 18th, and after that, it's going to take me a few days to get there, because I have some stops to make along the way. But once I arrive, your ass is mine. And I don't mean that in any kind of way that you might enjoy. Bite me , rl dear wench, jeff received your message, but did not reply because i told him you are just a horny stalker spending all of your time on here freely distributing your phone number, and he has now gone into hiding. sorry , youre shit outta luck and will have to find another man for next weekend. yours truly, the dickhead _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  6. or the 911 call called bambalance.wav ............ _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  7. i resemble that remark......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  8. Everything in the world balances. There are a lot of people who are so far from being in love with me that you might almost say they detest me. Better that than neutral, I suppose. rl i know i will personally go out of my way to be a big fucking pain in your ass whenever i get the chance to............. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  9. Aren't you just the charmer? Good job, Michele. If more parents dealt with children the way you dealt with these two, we would have more children growing up into useful, productive adults. rl i thought your idea of useful and productive was someone waiting for you with a ball gag and restraints in one hand and their dik in the other........heh _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  10. It was at the Hamilton boogie in September. That dude was 245 lbs. Look how big he is compared to me! Luckily he was as docile as a lamb, which you might be able to tell by the look on his face. Blues, Dave please tell me thats not tevas and wool socks........... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  11. you my dear have just wayy too fucking much time on your hands lately......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  12. why do so many have the illusion that a 50 bmg kicks hard. it actually feels no worse than a 20 g shotgun due to the size of the muzzle brake on it, which basically vents the gasses 45 degrees back and pulls the weapon forward when you fire it. i can shoot one all day long no prob. i have weapons which kick way harder that you would only put a few rounds through and then say, ok, done. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  13. Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rl nope, was mark......and yer just pissed cuz i was biting other chickies asses and not yours........ (edit) oh, and im still too cool for ya.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  14. figures yer horizontal in the pic............ _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  15. dont do it.......shes always tryin that with me......i wont let her near the phone. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  16. ahem......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  17. I don't know how the medical professionals handle the gore day in and day out. just last week my ol lady stayed a twork a half hour late just to see an x-ray of yet ANOTHER foreign object removal. this time it was a shot glass.......that he sat on by accident........bout 9 months ago it was a wifes expensive perfume bottle from france , and he wanted it back so he could clean it and put it back without his wife knowing.......... you should see the interest when things like this happen, much chatter and everyone waiting to see x-rays.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  18. the sherpa is badass, but only the side door is used, and rarely the tailgate........ heres the one in missoula montana...... and the kickass loft....... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  19. I think your mom is smarter than you give her credit for, Walt. rl i freaking knew youd be right at the top of the post list on this one, im just disappointed in your reply.......... boooooooooorrrrrriiingggggggg _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  20. ask him about his old hot dog cart and what was in all the drawers........... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  21. youre just an old lady......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  22. i hope its a REALLY good discount since in 05 i paid almost 400 for pre registration and a rv slot and didnt even get there.................. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  23. last year i drove a friend to newark airport, and while putting her luggage and things in my vehicle, i placed a 16" vibrating dildo in her gear bag.............. wrapped in aluminum foil. i waited for my phone to ring within 15 minutes of dropping her off, but nothing. called her half hour later, and shes perfectly normal, so i throw some hints her way and she runs into the bathroom to check what i did and finds it. went right thru security without them even blinking an eye, in fact when her rig went thru, they said, "oh, i know what that is" geez, cant believe they didnt check something like that.......but they find other stoopit shit. i love stoopit jokes......damn it didnt work tho....... care to comment janet?????? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  24. And most of the argument against "squirting" orgasms is that upon examination, a large measure of the fluid is found to be urine. rl bzzzttttttttt.......wrong _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden
  25. Beat you with a stick. Then ban you. shup and let this one go dammit.......... or ill embarass you and tell how i introduced you to my friend jeff when you turned white as a sheet and your eyes looked like dinnerplates.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden