SkyPsycho

When you find them give them to vinny or jack tepp nahhhh, just bring em to bruces, well take care of it. im sure bruce is still pissed since his rig walked, eh magot? and sides, jack wouldnt care unless there were tits or ass involved..... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

dave, whyd ya take the pic of yerself off yer avatar and put some weird lookin dude in place of it? very disturbing...... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

john, you need one that speaks polish to you. haha. i thought you said you were changing your name to sausagepartyjohny, what happened fuckstick? call me, ill help ya out....... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

filled one a while ago with all silver coin, no pennies. got $3600 out of it. im halfway finished with another one. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

this is amusing. long time ago, a bunch of us left a bar at like 3 am when it closed. me and my buddy were there in his pickup, a friend had a bike, and another dude had a car. we all were trying to figure out who was going back to someones house in which vehicle. my buddy and a chick bartender got in the pickup. i piled in the bed of the truck with the chick that worked at the door. another chick left with the dude on the bike but didnt have a helmet. some more got in the car. its like 20 degrees out, and were doing like 80 down the road, and the chick that works the door starts goin down on me. her bartender friend is watching thru the window smiling at me. when we got back to the house, someone says did you see that cop on the side of the road? we all flew by him doin at least 80. i said no shit, what the hell did he do........ just sat there and shook his head. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

133 first try... i think it said supreme shitmaster _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

someone else pickin on dave now............ouch...... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

"accidentally", huh? i bet ya didnt even know it was gonna happen, just poof......and wasnt that amazing? i mean, if you knew, ya would have stopped, right? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

Yes he does and its his turn to buy the SkydiverBlonde. bozimbo are you and dave still takin turns buyin the hookers? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

haha this is the best one ive heard out of all of them. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

i sure as hell hope id see my canopy if it was sewn to the mudflap...................id also wonder wtf it was doing there. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

an asshole in my school years ago used to bury cats with their head sticking out and run them over with a lawnmower. a year after we graduated, he wrapped his motorcycle around a telephone pole. hes no longer here. i never felt bad. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

I've felt like that for 15 years. bozo only 15? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

Ive been skydiving 26 years That makes me 35. bozo ...................................... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

if i find cameras laying around somehow my penis ends up on them........ _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

this is false, alot of people say this but it is entirely untrue. i have approx. 32 open cards with much available credit on them. all are zero balance. ive had them for many many years. i use absolutely none of them...........ever. i refuse to use credit cards. all i use is my amex, and no matter how much it is every month (usually between 1 and 2 grand) i pay it every time. i always have people telling me those credit cards will make my credit score go down and im in the process of buying another house right now. my credit score is 810. the only revolving credit payment i have is a mortgage on one of my homes. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

grab the connection points on the students harness and show them to them. tell them they could have gotten the good metal ones for an extra 20 bucks. or say to them.........listen, when we jump you may notice theres alot of screaming or crying...................just slap me. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

its really your wife or g/f.......... the dog told me... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

stopped at a stewarts for lunch and a root beer float today.......the chick behind the counter apparently felt comfortable working back there with hungry ass....... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

No...but when I run into him again, perhaps I should perhaps........ _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

now break out those f'in masks again bro.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

haha mr scary camera flier...ready for me to pack your velo again Cheers Dave the scary part of my jumps are the openings when i use packers........ _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

Quotekiss my ass, nothing...hmmm reply] did you show it to him???? _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

be happy you werent under a velo or crossbrace. they are more succeptable to funky things happening to them in turbulence. 2 weeks ago there were funky winds all day, peoples canopies breathing, bucking, all kinds of shit. i was on about my 6th work jump that day and i did a 270 approach and honked down on it the last 90 hard. as i planed out, i heard and felt the canopy do something that i did not want to even see, a loud slap and thump. it collapsed and reinflated at about 8 feet off the ground, and i flew the shit outta it instead of looking cuz i didnt have a choice. when i got back to the mat, everyone thought i had biffed in, when actually it threw me sideways and i carved across the ground and then back the other way with my hips just grazing the tops of the grass. most fun jumpers chose to stay grounded after that one. i was lucky. i heard a cameraperson at x keys had the same thing happen also with his velo ( i was jumping the same) and grounded himself the rest of the day. if it collapsed a foot or so lower, or not reinflated, my flying may not have been any issue cuz there would be nothing i could have done. i did.....it twasnt pretty if yer just screwin round, take my comments with a grain of salt............but be careful out there _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden

get a 210, yer gonna hurt yerself again.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden