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    Miley Cyrus may technically be under age, but she's like a 40 year old in a 17 year old body. Any illusion of innocence is simply that. Her 9 yo sister has started a lingerie line. Wish I was kidding. Some people are just stupider than dirt.
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    Wait a minute...isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? ~~ It has happened before. Of course, the legal counsel was 2 piranhas with frickin' laser beams on their heads. (No sharks. Professional courtesy )
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    Edit cause I may have misunderstood your post the first time-- if I took your post right? are you saying, in context, that Christianity had little to no impact on your decision to be an atheist Christianity is your flavor of mysticism. It has no bearing on any of my beliefs as an adult. I don't have to study animism to realize that rocks and trees do not have a living spirit. Druids were superstitious people who understood little. They are all the same. All religions are fairy tales. Didn't you just grow up one day and realize, without being told, that there is no Santa Claus? I realized that it was a childs belief. All "spirit world", gods, astrology, mysticism, religion, Tarot cards, etc are the same silliness.
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    The most excellent example of circular logic. So... if I believe in spirits, then my "eyes will be open" and I will believe in spirits. The dog chases his tail.
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    I knew this would happen. When went to CDs, everyone else got an Ipod. Last Saturday, I had cable installed and it is already out of style. Good thing I didn't pay for the premium package. I love that show The Mentalist. (I hate the commercials, so I rent the season dvds at BB.)
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    Ah yes, the argument from ignorance. It makes a great opinion. "We don't understand something." "God must be responsible." ... the 10th century... "We don't know what makes lightning and thunder. We are ignorant. Tell us, O Wise One." "It is the sparks and noise as Thors blacksmiths hammer strikes his anvil." "I knew there was an explanation." Yep, it sounds stupid because nobody believes in Thor now. Thor is generally accepted as a myth. Any invisible being is a myth. I especially love the "to those who have not blinded themselves" argument. Somehow, those who do not agree are blinded? How about those who do agree are living in the 4th century BC ?
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    I don't believe that Thor flies around on the clouds either. Do you have some sort of belief in that? No Easter Bunny either. Do you believe in the EB ? My non-belief has no bearing on what you believe or do not believe. Even at the most minimal examination, that makes no logical sense... but, carry on, none of the rest of it does either.
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    Get a Facebook page set up. Regularly (at least each month) post pics of you having good times. Only smiling pics. (This will make more sense later)
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    Seems reasonable.
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    I've got a more serious problem. My butt is sagging and it has a butt below a butt. Kind of a double-butt. I'm going to have lipo and a butt lift. Maybe butt-implants are the next phase.
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    No. Don't get a persecution complex. "They" aren't out to get "you". Atheists simply don't believe there is a god. While it's true that also includes the "Christian" god, it's equally true for every other god as well. While there is a very tiny vocal minority that would like to see religion removed from government, most don't actually care and are more than happy for you to believe in whatever you'd like; just don't force it on them. I'm not "out to get the religionists". I'm trying to help them. When people have mental illnesses, they can be given medication to make their problems manageable until the therapy works. Religion is an emotional crutch that supplies simplistic answers to complex questions. It's failing is that it never actually supplies correct answers, so the sufferer continues to live in fear. To control its members, it uses their guilt, fear, and self-esteem issues. It is a superficial crutch, but a damaging one.
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    We have a tailgate. This promises to be excellent. Remember your pajamas.
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    If you trade one giant squid for another, that is squid pro quo
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    The navy is in San Diego.
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    BBC moobs Seems reasonable.
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    I had a buddy whose g/f left him. She thought skydiving was cool when it was new. After that, it had two highlights - he was doing it all the time, and she was afraid he'd die. He got the "skydiving or me" speech. So, we put together a video with a dummy being thrown from the top of a pickup. Then, we packed his rig, with him still in it. Then carried him out to the plane and AFF'd him out. Essentially, it was "yep, I'll still be skydiving even if I die". Sent her the video. See, you don't have to have a missing man formation. You can get 10-15 jumps after you die, until the smell gets the best of your buddies. One of my favorites United Appeal for the Dead "Although there is no known cure for the crippling effacts of death. We can all acquaint ourselves with the warning signs..."
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    All my concubines support traditional marriage.
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    Get her stoned and spank her like a rented mule.
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    Just out of curiousity, what was the date? At a lot of funerals, people walk by the graveside and toss in momentos. Flowers, poems, or things that left an impact on your life. I told the funeral director to toss my ex in.
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    I mentioned to my ex that I wanted to be cremated and then have a big party. She said that's what she had planned... ...and told me the date.
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    how to do the news Too funny and too true.
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    Gary I met Gary a couple of times. In Zhills and at Jumptown. A quiet and respected person.
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    burgers When Windows 7 came out, Burger King did a promotion in Japan. They sold a hamburger with 7 patties. 5 inches tall. Good technology should revolve around food. What are they going to promote it with, a flat apple?
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    Your picture looks Photoshop'd.
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    The local strippers tell me that there is a fine when they do that for the clients.