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    In 1978, TK was fired for harassing a female supervisor that he used to date. His first bombings were the same year. If we could have gotten him and Arafat laid, we might have solved domestic and mid-east terrorism.
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    I like the news item on the same page.
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    When he left Fl and moved there, it raised the average in both places. If it makes you feel better, it was very breezy today.
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    I can't say for sure, but I do know how I have seen it done. On some of our 4-way video, the video person accidentally adjusts the zoom out. It brings in the background and it looks like you are still in freefall below the treeline. I think that is how they did it for the James Bond water jump scene in the Keys.
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    The Official IOC discussion by country
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    That's the easy route. "Honey". After a few drinks, it's easy to forget a name. I just call them all Honey.
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    My dad used worms to fish, so we had a big compost pile full of them. Rich and damp earth. The worms in that pile always seemed more active than ones in other places. In dry dirt, the worms were less frequent and moved less. I thought it was because the texture was easier to move through. My theory is probably as valid as the others. The grass is a little higher than the sidewalk in most places. If a worm moves around enough, it just falls onto the sidewalk and can't get back into the grass. It may not be a complex answer.
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    With so many people from foreign countries, we could use some translators. I volunteer to do English-to-English for the Brits.
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    The caber toss is ideal for a pseudo-military sport. What could be better than two opposing armies lining up and attacking by throwing 20-ft poles at each other ? "That guy is using a 23-ft pole. That is prohibited by the long-range pole limitation treaty."
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    Caber Toss The Scottish highlands game where you throw a tall pole. It seems like just as valid of an event as some of the rest. What sport needs to be taken out of the Olympics? I kind of think the Ski-Shoot Biathalon is kind of like an Arctic drive-by shooting.
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    You've had your fun, now give it back! no you can't have it back we still have rafts Last weekends use of our new toy - 2 raft dives, a magic carpet, and a hoop. A Skyvan isn't really a plane. It's the box they used to deliver one.
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    The silver frames clashed with the gold chiffon shirts.
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    "But she looked like she needed a deep tissue massage!" "What does he mean by 'small circles' ?"
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    4. He's been weird and "stalky" for a while now. He keeps hanging around women half his age and making them feel uncomfortable by doing inappropriate things. She keeps working the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation and he keeps missing the most subtle hint.
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    We need a solution that will cool the global warming process. What if they went back to wearing those famous brass bras? I hear that there is nothing colder than those.
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    Innocent Let's face it, there seems to be a lot of "theories" on climate change. All these "solutions" do not seem to be helping at all. Why not review this proven method on a trial basis? This was a win-win solution during the Little Ice Age when extra heat was a bonus. A short-term and long-term solution.
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    So, the Miss Earth contest is going on. Instead of "world peace", the answer is "clean... something". Anyway, someone is holding up a sign that is saying, "so no to excessive packaging". Apparently ignoring the obvious irony. A lot less packaging would help me make my decision.
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    There are two stages to this. People seem to be overlooking the second. Getting down to a group is one thing. Flying there is another. Bringing your arms in may get you there, but when you reach out to take grips, you'll pop back up. You want to arrive at the formation and then be able to fly in the middle of your range. Be able to go faster or slower when needed. My ex-g/f was 110 lbs and 5'1". 17 lbs of weight, but she was flying with some heavy guys. First, find a fast suit. Then, add some weight until you feel comfortable. The best measurement is to fly down to the group and then see if you can comfortably stay in your slot without grips.
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    I think I'd have to buy one of these pets. It has everything. Flying squirrels, lasers. clicky
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    Pet Peeve. Last week, I went to a seminar. To maximize occupancy, the seats were side by side. The width of the seats is a lot smaller than the size of the average adults. I was sitting with my arms folding for 2.5 hours. It was uncomfortable at the least. For most of the men, their shoulders were wider than the seats. I think that holds true for airline seats also.
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    I was going to say, Megan Fox, but that is now a redundant answer.
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    Some people are using that to indicate that when the calendar expires, then that's the end of the earth too. Actually, the Mayan 400-year calendar is cyclical, just like our 12-month calendars. When you get to the end, you start over again at the beginning. Not an end-of-earth scenario at all... Those people are idiots. They don't realize that I am in charge. The world is over when I say it is.
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    People ask about the lives of famous actors simply for the reason that they are famous. You never hear about actors asking about famous skydivers.
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    This will sound like a "this happened to my friend" story. Anyway... my friend has a dog that was sitting in his SUV while he brought some stuff into the house. In the car were a to-go box of lasagna and a nearly empty bottle of Cialis. 2.5 pills left. The dog started chewing on the plastic pill bottle instead of the lasagna box for an unknown reason. He said that the pills "last" for 24 hours. I'm thinking that his dog is home humping the couch cushions right now.