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Somebody said it was a stuffed Tasmanian Devil (same concept). They sent up both helicopters for over an hour and 100 jumpers walked around in the corn (a painful process) until after dark. Expensive joke.

UK was found to be quietly distant today and kept comments short.. "If that was true, it seems like he could at least call... or text me."

Apartment-sized ranching. Get one of those miniature ponies and ride around the spare bedroom, roping and stuff.

That is why cabana-boy is so excellent. You have the day free and money to spend. Then, when she comes home, you bring her refreshing beverages to her by the pool. I need a resume re-write. My resume has too much computers and not enough drinking to be effective.

With legs that short, it should be named "ground beef".

A few years ago I finally realized that women are not at all impressed by how much I know about Star Wars. Or professional wrestling for that matter. After learning to just shut the hell up, I was amazed at how my life has improved. The Princess Leia harem outfit is all you will ever agree on. "You would sooo rock the PL harem outfit."

Such is my life... I am too old to be a cabana boy for the superficial rich women. I am too poor so I cannot post that I make $100K a year for the superficial poor women. However, when I am told I am not as rich or good looking as Brad Pitt (or dream-du-jour), I accept it as reality. He is trawling the waters with his net lowered, looking for the not-so-elusive "Wow, he makes three times what I make, I wouldn't even have to work" catch. But where does all this anger come from?

No way, Vader vs Obi-wan on Mustafar was much, much better. We'll not talk about Vader vs Obi-wan on the Death Star, however. As sword work goes the death star fight was the most accurate in any StarWars movie. Two masters facing each other botheknowing that it takes an opening that is imperceptible to lesser trained swordsmen and the fight is over with a single stroke. Just ad with all things Hollywood prefers flash over substance and o swords work now looks like amateurs swinging axe handles instead of razor sharp steel that will kill You before you know you've been cut much less a scifi lightsword that would be far more dangerous for its user as well as his opponent. Nonsense. The fight was dull because Obi-wan knew he was overmatched, so his only goal was to survive long enough to allow Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, and the droids to make it back to the Falcon. Once they were safely by the spacecraft, he surrendered and allowed Vader to cut him down. On Mustafar they were both out for blood, and equally skilled, and thus the fight was much more exciting. So, what you're saying is, you're both virgins ?

I've heard that referred to as "CASA bite". I know 5 long term jumpers who have had shoulder surgery. All in otherwise good health (one a bodybuilder, with 9000 jumps). Just trying to point out some things that could affect anyone regardless of physical condition.

clicky A study of men which draws stupid conclusions. Before seeing a pic of a prospective date, they were told that they could only see the face or body of the woman. Then they correlated the long-term plans of the man to his choice. So, for short term dating, men preferred to look at the body. For long term, men looked at the face. Then, the person doing the study draws conclusions that automatically confirm her sex. Did they pick out the conclusions before they started? This is a university study. Probably college students. Long term is the end of this semester. Who runs these studies and why do they fund them? That's a question I'd like to see answered.

Maybe my eyesight is bad, but I can't see a rig from 8,000 ft away.

- Bill Clinton per Lucky, anything that happened during the Clinton Administration that contradicts his thesis doesn't count because of the Dot Com boom. "Party of One for Lucky? Right this way sir" Hard to tell if he is the most pissed off by the left, right, or middle. Pretty soon, it will be by elevation.

- Bill Clinton

I think you'd change if you just found the right woman.

I have seen shoulder injuries happen in 3 scenarios. 1- Otter door - tail side diver. The pilot-side diver does not dive straight out aggressively and the wind pushes them into the tail-side diver. The left shoulder of the tail-side diver is pushed into door frame. 2- Tailgate exit. People step off and immediately bring their arms out. The wind torques the arms and pushes the elbows behind the shoulders rapidly. 3- Outside-center and organizers. Taking out pieces and it goes wonky. The person gets twisted around.

Let's be problem solvers. Don't curse the darkness... What he needs is a personal ad. Perhaps some of the women could come up with some selling points.

If you know some of these women, you could hook a brother up? Mention my name? I could be a kept man. One of my dad's doctors was a woman. Wouldn't give me the time of day. Maybe, "You come here often?" failed because she worked there every day. Need a better approach.

Woman talking to friend... "I was at the school today. Some guy standing around, talking to people. Why doesn't he have a job? What happened to the day when women didn't have to support these lazy slobs?"

That time in your life when you have it made. It comes and goes, but that is life. The measurement of the "good stuff" changes. Youth, health, looks, travel, money... whatever. Different types of good times. Today, I have good health and good friends. I'm going to the gym to swim a bit. What I look like with sunglasses on -->

chowder "Peter! Hold my ears back" Anyone who have been in a long term relationship has heard the "hold my hair" request.

If only computer email programs had a method of finding out this mystery information... hmmm.... If the email only had a "sent" box that retains such things... hmmm... Sure. To get banned from the US, you have to move from "insulting" to "threatening". Probably most of the White House email is insulting. People don't take the time to write the congratulatory "doing such a fine job" emails that often. Somehow, I believe that this is a theme in his life. We'll be reading about this guy later.

Come up with a specious reason to post your company's name and product on many different sports websites. That's what most people do. Keep replying to all replies to keep your thread at the top.

Those skilled in Krav Maga can end a fight in less than 5 seconds This is like a bastard version of Name That Tune... Dude, with a Mai Tai praying internet stance that fight would be over in less than 2 seconds. No way, with shiny red moose knuckle that fight would be over in less than a 1 second... Yeah. This became the Virtual Twilight Zone thread. First off, we are talking about movies and whatever kind of pseudo-acting that goes on in martial arts movies. The difference in FBK is that it was a lot of poorly done interviews and ended with actual fight scenes. It was video of a real knockout contest. Yes, the "soft" styles did ht the mat first. Just the way it happened in reality. There wasn't any Secret Bong Mind Attack techniques. (With SBMA, there is no fight, the opponent just forgets what they were going to fight about and loses)

This is the stupidity of the "can't we all just get along" theory. "Things will work out... we just need to give it some time." Instead, what we need are Muslims who stand up and say, "The Taliban will disfigure children for the 'crime' of walking to school. Any group who would do this is evil." Simple. Instead? We have young men of Somali descent who went back to fight for Somalia on the Taliban side. Muslim clerics in all western societies need to say that the Taliban is wrong. That the Taliban is not the voice of Islam. Publicly. In their mosques. This would solve a range of problems.