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Yahoo News has exposed another natural hazard. Exploding Deer The video mentions the billions of dollars that the Exploding Deer have caused. Some of the video even shows them attacking cars. This is what happens when things get out of hand. Now, we have the Exploding Deer population problem.

They need a Scottish chef (). "Ok, yesterday we learned how to make haggis by stuffing a sheeps stomach with oatmeal, various organs, and some pig fat. I am concerned that you didn't have the proper garnish. A garland of heather would be perfect." "We must remind you that the primary theme of Scottish cuisine is to determine what would be a good dare after drinking half a bottle of whiskey. For todays show, our panel of judges are from the food preparation staff of the tv show Fear Factor..." "As always, you will receive immunity if the goat pukes..."

This seems to be a popular theme. It comes in a variety of styles, but people find them wildly amusing. The abusive chef show. It seems to me like Jerry Springer with sauce pans. There is one where a British guy gives people crap, as if the guy is a drill sgt and they are learning something. Mostly, they are told, "Cook a steak", and not "how to cook it", then abused because they aren't fulfilling his non-communicated mental picture. I can understand how it is a great career move to get on one of those shows. Even if you lose, you still have huge exposure, plus you can put it on your resume. "Your sauce tastes like it came from your brown spot. FIX IT, YOU IDIOT." "It did. It is sphincter sauce - you pompous, pasty, British nancy boy." The abusive "talent" show. Judge 1 - Some non-active-career actor who is glad to not be parking cars. Judge 2 - A smiling, empathic person whose opinion and participation varies with the level of medication. Judge 3 - A pompous, poofy-coifed British nancy boy who wouldn't ever talk to people like that in real life. "You car is a representation of your values and character." "Sure, just make sure that you park it where you can keep an eye on it, or it's your a--." Jerry Springer - The Godfather of abuse shows. At least he's honest. The guests are so f-ed up, that you expect a fight. He just puts them in a ring. If you like the other abuse shows, don't talk bad about JS.

How about The Rock as our ambassador to the UN? "Ok, we have voted to send a UN peacekeeping force to Dkrkpsistan. How many people do we need?" "We're just sending The Rock."

It's effect is the same as any other information distribution tool. The only difference is that it is a two-way street. Think of the impact of television on our perceptions or expectations about life? Was real life supposed to be like Leave It To Beaver? Are Ward and June role models? Were all parents as dumb as the ones on the Disney shows on Sunday evenings? People obsess about the issues of the mythical "Jane" on Days Of Our Lives (or any daytime soap opera). In the 40s, people cared about Clark Gable. This same personality now is concerned about every aspect of Britneys life (and that of her soon-to-be-whacked-out sister). Now, it is a two-way street. YouTube. Online communities have replaced actual ones.

When the "real cat" comes out...

That's true. If anyone ever came off as an embarrassment to humanity, it was Sonny Bono. Speaking of mayors, Clint Eastwood was the mayor of Carmel for a couple of years.

If you don't get your landing gear down, it takes full power to taxi.

That's not fair. People in the SC have no sense of humor or imagination. I wants some posters with both. Ya gotta admit. We've already had two non-politician actor/bodybuilder governors. Why not The Rock? Which would be the ideal state to declare his candidacy?

I just thought of a good sound bite. He could be negotiating, or in a debate. He could point his finger and say, "You are between The Rock and a hard place now." It would never work for Barack. He couldn't carry off the intimidation factor. Barack has too much "Woody Allen" style to be fearsome.

I was never a big WWF wrestling fan, but I know who The Rock is. I've seen him on tv and had does a lot of other personal appearances. He is pretty funny when he wants to be. He tends to speak in controlled cadence and short sentences with a pause for effect. So, the first time that I heard Barack speak, I wasn't really watching the tv. I heard the voice and the style and wondered what the content was all about. I was in the other room thinking, "What the heck is The Rock talking about?" Personally, I think The Rock would be huge amounts of fun to have in a campaign. Can you imagine a debate? The opponent would say something and Dwayne would raise that eyebrow in an incredulous fashion (his eyebrow would get tired for some ). Heck, California has the Governator. Jesse Ventura was governor of Minnesota. The Rock should run for something. How much fun would that be? Most of modern politics is like running for 9th grade class president anyway. Just a popularity contest where good hair is now more important. You guys need to help me with some good campaign ideas. If we can put something together, I'll email him the results.

That's something to think about before you go starting your own cult. You end up working Sundays, and the 3-day Easter weekend sucks.

Sport jumpers seem to do 150 a year. 250 if they have no other hobbies. People employed at the dz, 750 a year. 950 at a big dz. Of course, there are variations, but those are the numbers that people mention. I think it is about 150 a year for me.

I think that I'm gonna watch a movie. The credit card thing is just the coup-de-gras for my day. I spent this morning doing a phone interview with someone that shouldn't be allowed to drive themselves to work. It's really funny. People are supposed to interview me by asking me questions that they got off a webpage. So, my future depends on their ability to understand what I am saying. I have such a low tolerance for it. "We are requiring 4 years of database experience." "Yes, that is on my resume." "Where?" (steam building...) "15 years of DB2... that is why you want to hire me, that is the database that you use." "Oh. How do you spell that?" I can train a monkey with a fez and a vest to do their job in one week.

When I first started, major systems that moved major amounts of money were on mainframes. You just couldn't get into them. To this day, there are systems that I can't access and I am supposed to be working on them. Also, if you were caught sharing info, you went to jail. I worked in Telecom. People would call up and want to know who their cheating spouse was calling or some such deal. Anything - you were fired, fined, and jailed. Now, my bank tells me that a 3rd party (ummm... right) has compromised my credit card... again. They've already sent me a new one. There are no odd charges on my account... yet, but they know of a problem. That means that an entire group of accounts was stolen, mine was in the group. At my last job, a DBA was fired for selling data. That person probably had to bribe their college admissions clerk because that is the way it works. Somewhere, there is a person making $1.85 an hour who has access to everyones credit info. I am not surprised and I am certainly tired of it.

Without understanding a lot of the particulars that the jury heard, it is hard to say. In Florida, oral contracts are only binding for one year and $1000. However, when I was buying my current house, the seller was complaining that he put his "fiance" on the deed because they would "soon" be married. He put up all the money. In 6 months, she dumped him and demanded her half of the house - $12,000. In front of the real estate agent, I told him that he was lucky to have been educated so cheaply. So, I'd say to this guy, $150K was probably cheap. He was lucky to stop when he did. There may have been a long term plan that was really expensive.

Exactly. Nobody does that. From now on, instead of skyjumpers, we'll be skyfallers.

Trust me, he will thank you.

If a woman is hot, and wearing a nightshirt, and there is nothing under it...

Yep. During a haircut, not all guys get the nice boobage rub on a cheek during the shampoo phase. You know where you stand real quick.

Yeah, I said that about Disco, but look how long it hung around. Men in silky shirts doing line dancing. Men hate dancing. It is just a socially accepted method of touching womens butts. The whole Disco picture was just too traumatizing to risk a recurrence of that. Guess what? Now country music has all the line dancing. There is no groping in country music anymore. They are wearing silky shirts and line dancing. Disco is insidious. It never died, it just infiltrated. The Electric Slide is just a renamed version of the evil Bus Stop. Now that I think about it, the guy in pic 4 looks like a gay Disco dance instructor. You may have found something.

When I first started shooting pool, I couldn't push a ball into the pocket with a broom. I figured that I might as well miss difficult shots as the easy ones. If you miss a tough shot, people just say, "Yeah, but that was impossible anyways." If you miss an easy shot, "Hey, that guy can't shoot pool at all." Eventually, you make the hard shots and people say, "Yeah, he's always been able to do that." So, I recommend that you just flail around. If anyone asks, just say, "Yeah, it's tough. Have you tried that? F-in A. Took me 60 jumps to get that." Eventually, you'll figure it out. You'll be doing some standard crap and others will say, "Yeah, but usually he does the impossible stuff."

I didn't see where you discussed them. FFM did the appropriate thing, he complimented her. You customer was obviously seeking a response from you. Perhaps only a little recognition to validate her attractiveness. Merely a comment to bolster her self-esteem. Perhaps she was having a bad day and just wanted you to say something appropriate and nice so that she could feel good about her boobies. "OMG, those are incredible. A little more of the left?" See? She once again confirms her hotness, you get to see additional nippage. The world is a better and happier place. Boobies... what can't they do?

I think we have a problem. It is going to be confusing because of this new thing called "jumping". People are getting together and then jumping into the air. Then, someone takes their picture while they are in mid-air. People are identifying themselves as "jumpers". Soon, confusion will reign. Skydivers will be standing in bars and trying to pick up the locals by identifying themselves as jumpers. The response will be "Oh, what a dork." The day will come when the local talent will no longer wish to impress us with the quality of their boobage. I think I have a solution. I rarely actually "jump". Normally, I just let go of the plane (if floating) and fall, or lean out of the plane and fall. We can avert this issue by changing our name. In Toy Story, there was a discussion between Woody and Buzz in regards to Buzz's ability to fly. When Buzz finally "flew", Woody said, "That's not flying, that's falling with style!" "Have you been jumping today?" "No. I have been falling with style. I am a faller." Hope this helps.

She obviously didn't expect that a loose fitting shirt with no bra would give you a clear look if she bent over. Most women understand how that works at 13yo. If you are dating a woman who has great boobies and is that dumb, then you are living the life. Take full advantage whenever an opportunity presents itself. "Honey... I dropped the remote on the floor in front of me again..."