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    Now THAT was f-in funny. I went on a one-evening gambling cruise ship with 25 jumpers for someones birthday. This was the weekend that Page-Plant were in Tampa for a concert. Since I gamble very little, I concentrated on drinking and chasing women. My British friend had long, blond, wavy hair. At some point, I told two girls, "Yeah, I'm here with Robert Plant. He's on the next deck there."
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    Mmmm... tailgate playtime. I will be stopping by the airplane accessory store this week. Perhaps some rafts.
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    It's a guy in a gorilla suit.
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    Nah, there was an ad for Will and Grace on tv. The show is stupid, but the woman has this huge tangle of hair that is awesome. I think that I may free-associate a little to easily. Medusa was probably a redhead anyway. It just makes sense. Wouldn't a head full of snakes be the ultimate STD? If you thought crabs was bad... There you are, driving along and getting some road head, when... OWWWEEE.
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    For her Pleasure! If you use too much paint, you get runs (or ribbing, depending on how you look at it).
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    In case you think that you have problems - Yes, Medusa, the mythical woman... Hair of snakes. What was her day like? What is a "bad hair day"? Were the snakes nipping at other passengers on the mall escalator? Were they tired and a little droopy? Dry and listless? What kind of care products were available? "...leaves your reptiles soooo smooth and shiny. Now... the Euphoria Snake Line..." "OMG, I just washed my snakes and can't do a thing with them..." Dating was a trial. As if acne wasn't enough... "Diane, I got a huge snake bite on my forehead." "No, he wouldn't kiss me goodnight." Looks that turned men to stone. And the date is going there, when... "Ooooh baby, you are so hard... oh. Darn it. Not again. Oh well..."
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    Or... it helps determine where the date is heading. A little sex before you go out can help answer that "steak restaurant or chik-filet drive-thru" question.
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    And how long must you "stand at attention" while it dries? Seems like the opportunity might pass before you were ready to take advantage of it. I just aim the air vent on it during the ride to her place. I read that if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, you should consult your doctor. If that is the case, I need to get a better looking doctor. Mine isn't going to help at all.
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    A-A has no relation to fact, it is an artificial category. White South Africans who have emigrated to the US are not categorized as A-A, they are Caucasian. Plus, I had a conversation with the Kenyan parents of a child born in America. They said that they regard it is as a matter of culture. Americans are more European in culture and so the Africans do not consider American black citizens to be "African-American".
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    It is easier to just leave a pint of Weatherbeater latex house paint in the trunk of the car. Pry off the lid, drop that puppy in. One pint is the equivalent of 200 condoms. Think of the cost savings and real protection. Plus, you get your choice of attractive colors. Most paint stores are happy to color matching with your underwear (however, you have to carry them in, not wear them).
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    you called this one, she is refusing to allow a dna test. She has a guy with cash who is willing to take the fall for this one. It's just a theory, but I'll bet this wasn't the only barbeque she's attended. If she gets a DNA test and it turns out to be someone else, that would be bad. The bartender at the Watering Hole was probably hot looking that evening, but has a less interesting financial plan than the current sponsor. Montel has made a career out of failed DNA tests.
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    HARP Read up on Gerald Bull, a ballistics expert. He designed the Super Gun for Iraq based on a design that he worked on years before. The stats that I remember being quoted seem low: Shuttle cost to launch - $10,000 per lb. Super Gun launch of satellite - $300 per lb. Shuttles take over one month to refit for launch. Super Gun can be cleaned and re-fired once a week. The idea was to use a projectile about the size of a telephone booth (for those who remember them) and weighing 300-500 lbs. Launch it in to low orbit. It is a lot cheaper than using a rocket to push it into space. Opinions of his projects vary. He had some very major successes. Being assassinated has put a crimp in his plans.
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    Another excellent application of infinity. (It's an old story, repeated in many different varieties.) Religious people look at the complexity of the world and believe that it must have a creator. Non-religious people point to the complexity of a creator and ask how the creator came into being. At some point, both accept the infinite existence of something. The universe has just always been here. No magic.
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    Amusement... science fiction... terror... dancing... clicky
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    I used to fly out on Sunday evenings and back on Friday evenings. If we wanted, we could stay the weekend. I got used to seeing the same people on the flight in, so we got together on Wednesday evenings for dinner. There is something to be said for not having to clean, and eating at a decent restaurant. You just have to be comfortable with being by yourself and not watching tv as entertainment.
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    The low ground is a Clinton family ownership, not a party affiliation.
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    Go to a place and buy a friend some calimari. Then, the next time you go, your friend can buy the calimari. In Latin, this type of reciprocity is called squid pro quo
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    "...because no one witnessed it." That sums up about 98% of this. Nobody saw him - attach anything to himself. exit the a/c. land. live/die. We don't know - his actual experience level. his landing area. It is all speculation. You stated that you believe he clipped it on the harness. What is your basis for this? Using parachute line to tie on a bag is equally, or more, plausible. Using the tools at hand. There were experienced skydivers who did an approximate recreation (no rain, terrain, daylight) for the FBI and then provided written reports to the FBI about probable methods and results. You should review those documents.
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    Wonder if that ring stain might have come from the bottom of DB's bourbon glass? About the right size... What color is bourbon when it stains material? http://www.fotosearch.com/BDX178/bxp33988/ ltdiver Well, it actually makes more sense than some rust that instantaneously formed during the 15 seconds that it never touched the rig. Anyway, bourbon should be part of any good conversation. Beer is for people who don't like to drink, they just want to smell bad. Bourbon is actually enjoying it slowly.
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    In order for the metal on the rig to leave a rust stain on the money, the money would have to lay fairly still on the metallic part for a sufficient amount of time for the stain to soak in. How would it come in contact with the rig? Wasn't the money in some type of container and then tied to the persons body or the rig? The metallic piece would have to be on the container. Either the briefcase or reserve container. Next, the money would have to lay relatively still for a long time for the rust to leech in. The container would not even have to remain attached to the rig. It could be lost on exit, or not. --- Reserve parachute removed from reserve container. Money stuffed into reserve container and tied with line. Reserve container lands in tree. Reserve container has steel grommets which rust over time. Container eventually floats downstream and rips, spilling money. --- Or, it's just not rust.
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    Perhaps. Once things cool down, he may take another run at it. He is currently "best hair in show" winner, or what is called the "Jack Kennedy" effect. Just have a good tan and a great coif, you'll get elected to something.
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    Now, there was a pic that I opened with trepidation.
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    I've known he was a lawyer from the beginning. In all seriousness, there is some statistics going around that say 22% of all married people (both sexes) cheat. I seriously doubt that there aren't many rich, powerful people who don't have something of interest on the side. If people are essentially willing, and not harassed/forced into it, I have larger concerns. Marital cheating isn't illegal. Corruption, theft, lying under oath - those are major problems for both American govt and corporate leaders. Edwards 'fessed up. (Probably because he was nailed down, air tight.) He's no moral figure, but at least he isn't imploding with some stupid denial campaign.
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    I'm not sure how that works. He was supposed to help her get money. She was going to support his campaign. That was the deal. Obama was supposed to get some of his backers to help HC pay off some of her campaign debts. I can't imagine that there is a way that this could be guaranteed. Let's face it, HC is probably as popular among O supporters as lice in the nether regions. How could he sell her as a friend? Next, from the HC side, do you think that she has done her part? Bringing "healing"? Or just positioning herself back in the media spotlight again? It seems to me that she made public appearances for her own benefit, not his. I think she set him up and wants to make another run at the nomination. Otherwise, she would flatly state that she is not to be brought up for nomination by her supporters. She hasn't done that. I haven't heard O say one negative thing towards her. I haven't heard HC give unconditional support to him.
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    When someone runs across a black bear in the woods, they immediately s- themselves and jump out of their shoes.