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"Man Recites the Happy" "Cat Night Evening" "Sad Boy" "The Dropout" "The Hearing of a Man" "Of Cats and Ladies" "The Pitcher in the Sourdough" "Partially Ancient Bill" "Nothing Comes"
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That is hysterical, given the situation. Hope when my time comes to depart this world I also have the style to do it with a sense of humor!
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This is to compliment the recent thread of a game where one word was changed in a title or phrase and the whole meaning changes. How about taking a title or phrase and coming up with the opposite? Most of us are famaliar with the womens play "The Vagina Monologues". Well how about equal opportunity for the men and have a playwriter come up with "The Dick Tales"? Any other opposite ideas?
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Don't know for sure oldwoman but I'm fairly sure I've jumped with you in Perris.
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Happy 70th birthday to Barbra Streisand who has given us so much entertainment and joy over the years. This is to celebrate the gifted singer, actress, comic, writer and director. If you don't like her politics take it to the speakers corner. Have to admit looks good for 70 and still has amazing set of pipes!
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Getting away from where this thread started but I think what I have to say somehow applies here. One of the last memories I have of my my mom was her on the deathbed and she looked at me and said "this is supposed to be the golden years? The only thing golden about it is the color of my piss". It still makes me laugh after nine years.
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So, I was in Costco about a year ago. At the check out counter the (cute) woman asks "do you wanna box for the meat?" I replied "No, but I'll wrestle you for the beer." She was slightly confused at first, then, burst out laughing.
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Ok so this game doesm't have to be movie title right? Can be a saying or whatever. So an office worker has a leaky ball point pen and says "my leaky pen is dripping on the floor". And without changing any punctuation just moving two words together a man with prostate issues says "my leaky penis dripping on the floor". Totally different meanings.
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"Every face tells a story. and it's gonna lie a lot".
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It's actually a pretty fun game JT. Thanks!
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A couple more: "The Ten Commandents" to "The Ten Condemnents"; "Lost Horizon" to "Lust Horizon" and "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf" to "Who's Afraid of Vagina Wolf".
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Nope. Never seen someone in a hood came couple at the dz. Closest thing is those packing your rig blindfolded contests AND you have to jump it.
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One more. "The Way We Were" to "The Gay We Were".
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I think "air pollution" would work.
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"Singing In the Rain" to "Swinging in the Rain". What did Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds really have going on? Or "Fiddler on the Roof" to "Fiddlin on the Roof".
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Agree with you Andy! Seems lately we have been losing old friends like Dick Clark and Mike Wallace. Remember rushing home from school in 60's to see Dark Shadows and believe American Bandstand came in right after! The three mentioned recently deceased celebrities brought a class to our lives rarely seen. RIP Jonathan. Dick and Mike!
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Most things by Stephen Lynch. Especially "Talk To Me Dad" "Special Ed" "Beelz" "Priest" "Craig" and "Fishin' Hole". If you don't know who he is look these songs up on youtube. You will be rolling on the floor. He claims his music is more important than his comedy but the mentioned songs are priceless. Interesting to note his mom was a Catholic nun and his dad was a Catholic priest!
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2 that I forgot to mention: "Blood Brothers" which I saw in New York with Carole King in the lead. It originated in London with Kiki Dee in the lead and is still playing there with different lead. Very much unknown but believe longest running musical in London ever and "Into The Woods". The first time I saw it the girl that played little red riding hood was hysterical. And the sexual references about Rapunzel and climbing her hair had me rolling on the floor!
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Michael Jacksons Thriller is a mini musical so already been done. Think its great to reserruct old threads! Fun and can evalute things with new view and updated info.
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1 Funny Girl 2 Les Mis 3 Chicago Usually the movie doesn't shine as bright as the stage show but with Chicago both in my opinion were equally well done but different. I hope the movie version of Les Mis with Hugh Jackman. Russell Crowe and Anne Hathaway works but having serious doubts it will.
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It is the Stanislavsky method of preparing for her next role. Geez can't anyone see the obvious?
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Just a guess. Sounds like someone trying to spread virus.
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It would be easier in my opinion for thin skinned person to start something at bowling alley than dropzone. Heck they serve alcohol while they bowl many people around very social. I see fistfighting.
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I don't have a problem with her being miss universe (not saying you do artwardo but doing this from a kindle and just easier to reply on last post). We probably don't know whole story. Maybe she was born with organs of both sexes which I believe is hermaphradite and could have chosen to be male or female. Who knows? Could have doubled chances for success. Maybe could have been Mr Universe!
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Kimda weird for me. Still a newbie w/over 400 jumps. Have on and off sinus issues. Ususally fine. Every once in a while and its unpredicaptble when - I cant hear at all for about 2 minutes after reaching the ground. Weird. Had checked out chronic sinusitis had surgery but still happens sometimes.