Shotgun

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  1. You're so romantic, Sudsy...
  2. "Well, I hope you have enough room for my fist..." Umm, maybe a little more tenderly than that...
  3. Ok, now your Arnie avatar is making me want to be loved tenderly again... or maybe even not so tenderly.
  4. What, they actually waited until the fire was somewhat under control to start throwing the blame around? Don't they know that you're supposed to start blaming everyone before even thinking about putting out the fire? What's wrong with you Brits?
  5. I liked Rachael in "Blade Runner," or Sarah Connor in the Terminator movies. (Does that count as sci-fi? I don't watch/read a lot of sci-fi stuff.)
  6. Shotgun

    I wish

    It's a tart-like thing that you stick in the toaster, and it pops up when it's done... And it should never have icing on it, on either side, because that is just wrong.
  7. Hmm, the other avatar was making me want to get loved tenderly... The new one, not so much...
  8. Hey, I offered to shoot video!
  9. I see I wasn't the only one thinking that...
  10. What are you doing still watching porn on VHS anyway?
  11. I can provide the rope and harness too, and the book of stamps, and maybe one of the Ouija boards.
  12. Why is that term used only for gay men anyway??? Judging from many threads on here, there seem to be a lot of hetero men who like to have anal sex with women, so wouldn't that term be just as apt for them too??? Inquiring minds want to know... Oh, and I look forward to seeing the movie too...
  13. I can provide the two garden gnomes, the two lemons, the cactus, and the leather whip... and I know where you can get the 100 yard flamingos (that place in Austin)... and I don't know what you plan to do with all of this, but can I shoot video?
  14. I think black and blue tye dye would look nice. I was pretty happy with the black and green tye dye on my rig.
  15. I don't think you've ever mentioned that to me, but it was somewhat obvious after seeing you up in the sky with a parachute. But with you it doesn't matter, because you're sexy anyway.
  16. If anyone happens to be interested (and happens to be home on a Saturday night like I am), there is a memorial for Dimebag on Headbanger's Ball on MTV2 tonight. It starts at 9PM here in Cali, not sure about anywhere else...
  17. I've never had a ponytail palm, but I sometimes find good info on this site: http://davesgarden.com/pf/go/57268/index.html The comments at the bottom of the page might be of some help, and you can send an email to any of those people if you register. It's free to register, but a lot of the services (like posting in the forums) require a paid subscription.
  18. Nope. And trying to impress someone with the fact that you are a skydiver would be downright UNsexy.
  19. And lying down on a bench too... Hey, I can pee standing up, or lying down on a bench... It may not be pretty, but I can do it.
  20. That picture in the middle makes it look like she has just one giant boob.
  21. Yeah, I had to do the same thing. It's hard to remember much algebra when you haven't used it in nearly 20 years. Have fun going back to school!