Shotgun

What does "totty" mean?

Nice... Do you have a uniform to go with those?

Yes, you do. In fact, it would be funny if you over-used smileys for a day just to freak everyone out. But seriously, sometimes emoticons are helpful... (Whoa, this thing automatically made a hyperlink when I typed "icon"!)

Oh come on, don't be a quitter... Alcoholism is a beautiful thing... It makes you fat and unhealthy, gives your skin a nice yellow tone, gives you a fashionably swollen liver, wipes out all those unnecessary little brain cells, all kinds of cool things...

Handcuffs can be FUN???

Hey, I'm an atheist and I got married at a church. Does that make me a hypocrite? (Oh wait, does the Drive-Thru Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas even count as a church??? )

Right... I've come to the conclusion that most people don't TRULY believe in the religion that they associate with; they believe in their own modified version of it. Personally, if I was going to come up with my own version of religion, then I would call it just that - my own religion. I wouldn't call myself a Christian and then say, "Oh, but I don't believe that, or that , or that..." (or pretty much anything that Christianity is supposed to be about), but that's just me...

I have a cop fetish too. The uniforms are hot.

Is it just me, or is this poll a bit biased?

Ok that is a fair enough question so I will answer. First of all me and my girlfreind are for the most part a conventional couple so if me and her getting intimate offended somebody, then that person getting offended probably would not be able to go out into the world without getting offended. Still although, I can't find a situation where your hypothetical situation would actually exist, I will try to picture it. Probably not, but its really hard to imagine, that my lifestyle was a counter culture. If it was then I would have grown up with a different outlook. Kind of like that Ellen Degenerous episode where everybody was gay and there was a straightown where people who weren't gay would be themselves. I think if 95% of the population was had a different orientation than me, I would have grown up to think differently about the sitaution you suggested. , I know it's hard to imagine, but that is the situation that most gay couples have to deal with all the time... And if you can imagine yourself in that situation, would you still go to the wedding and keep your distance from your girlfriend? Or would you choose not to hang around the kind of people who would get sick if they saw you holding her hand?

Hmm, and I don't think the old "great minds think alike" phrase will work in this particular situation... Well, maybe if "great" is replaced with a more appropriate word...

Ok, hypothetical situation: (Sorry for getting off-topic, but I am curious.) If someone invited you and your girlfriend to a wedding, and you knew that it would make everyone there nauseous to see the two of you hold hands or dance together, would you still go to the wedding (and keep enough distance from your girlfriend to avoid making everyone sick)?

Ok, so you're pro-gay... except that you don't want to see any gays or lesbians holding hands or dancing together in public. Fair enough.

Bump... I saw a show about this vulture the other day, and it was pretty cool! It looked like the wind tunnel really helped the vulture's flying progress...

Do they also look at a strand of damaged DNA and see that as evidence of God's handiwork? Just curious... I often marvel at the complexity of life, and at some of the amazing ways that nature works... but I don't feel the need to explain it off as some supernatural being's handiwork... There might actually be a more interesting explanation, or maybe we'll never know... But I would personally rather not know than to convince myself of some common myth just so I can feel comfortable thinking that I have an answer. (No offense meant to those who truly do believe in a god.)

I often talk about religion on here, but I rarely talk about it in 'real life' (though I've only recently realized that, since I've been talking about it on here a lot)... So I found myself in a weird situation at school the other day... I was talking with three classmates during a break, and two of the guys started talking about their religion (both Catholics). Then one of them looked at the third guy and asked what his religion was (in a manner that sounded as if he just expected everyone to have a religion)... I was sure he was going to turn to me and ask what my religion was, and I sort of started freaking out, wondering what they would think if I told them I was an atheist... Of course I would have been honest, but luckily he didn't ask me (maybe because of the look on my face)... But it made me start wondering if people in that situation would think less of me if they knew that I didn't believe in god... And it also made me surprised to realize that that situation has not come up before (at least I don't think that it has in my adult life).

I love that too... It appeals to my indecisiveness and my appreciation of variety. Though it sometimes seems that my computer picks heavily from a certain kind of music - today it's playing a lot of Erykah Badu and Poe, and other mellow female vocalists... but I'm liking it.

Gorillaz - Man Research is the song that's on at the moment, but I just have all the music on my computer playing randomly.

Surely you can think of better punishment than that.

That is most likely because you are old.

I think that you are only a hooker if "something happened" after said dinner was bought for you.

Me too... And I think that the legality of alcohol plays a part in it being one of the biggest addiction problems in the U.S... Though I am not for prohibition, because we have seen that it doesn't work, and because I don't think it's the government's job to tell us what we can do to our own bodies (assuming we're not putting anyone else in danger)... But I do sometimes wonder if less dangerous drugs - such as marijuana - were legal, would that possibly cut down on the number of alcoholics? I mean, I realize it's bad to be addicted to anything... but I do think that there are some addicts who would choose marijuana over alcohol if they were both legal, and I feel fairly certain that marijuana is the less harmful of the two drugs. But the real problem is finding a cure for addiction, or for underlying problems such as depression that lead to destructive behavior. And I think that if we put even half of the money that is currently being spent on the "war on drugs" into research instead, then we might actually make a little bit of progress in fixing the problem.

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I know a guy from Borneo whose father was a headhunter. He has a human skull that his father gave him, that he is supposed to give to his wife's father if he ever gets married. But I don't know where to get a shrunken head, sorry...

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