Shotgun

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  1. I'm not sure that it's always about the vows. Could be something to do with their husband's political careers and the income and/or prestige that it provides. Hard to say though, without personally knowing the woman. If it was me.... Well, I'd probably be up there having to admit that I was the one who paid for the prostitute as a birthday gift.
  2. You're in luck! Clause A clearly states if it's one item, there is no cap! Yea! You're taking me out. Ok, it's party time!
  3. Well, if I ever decide to take up prostitution, I guess I should stay out of that specialty area since I don't even know the correct word to use.
  4. Well I guess that leaves out my original thought of YachtWorld, since $50K wouldn't go too far there. So I think I'll agree with either REI or Lowe's/Home Depot, though I'd probably have more fun going bananas in REI. I love everything in World Market too, but I doubt that I could find $50K worth of stuff to buy from there. Hmm, or maybe I could if I tried hard enough.
  5. There are if's, big if's, and if's that are so minuscule that they barely count as anything. You better watch it, ponyboy.
  6. I would think a degree in psychology (or something similar) would be useful to a high-level prostitute. And in certain specialty areas, a good understanding of physics might be helpful too.
  7. About 1700 sq.ft..... And if you're gonna be a prude about wearing that outfit, then you definitely have to do windows too. And you just reminded me that I have pictures somewhere of Rich in a maid's dress. I had bought one online for myself, and it was WAY too big for me, but it just happened to be the perfect size for him. If I was evil (or actually if I just knew where they are), I would post them.
  8. Does that come with Sammiches and Beer? No, but it comes with barbecue and whiskey.
  9. I take payments in the form of housework.
  10. You just reminded me of that video that I never got around to making... "Pack Like a Ho".
  11. I wish they'd just make prostitution legal throughout the states. I'm bored with hearing about this kind of stuff. I don't really care if some politician wants to pay for sex. And if he's screwing around outside of his marriage, then that should be between him and his wife.
  12. I think website operators would just find a way to block all IP addresses that might originate from KY. (Assuming such a law would pass, which it won't.)
  13. "Identify" as in look at the ID and record the name and address of anyone who comes into the homeowner's house? No, a law like that would never pass. (Well, not in the US anyway.) I suspect that Tim Couch has been posting in Speaker's Corner, and certain people are not agreeing with his political/religious views. So now he wants it to be required for them to provide their addresses so that he can go TP their homes.
  14. I don't know about Google maps, but on Yahoo maps (after you've acquired the initial directions) you can just click on the highlighted route and drag it to the road you want to go on.
  15. Yep, beer is a drug. Well, at least the ethanol in it is.
  16. I don't know... I don't tend to believe in ghosts/spirits as in the souls of dead people. But I do believe that we've barely scratched the surface of knowing anything about our world, so I think that there are a lot of possibilities of what could be.
  17. My Aussie husband is always referring to our potted plants as "pot plants," and I keep telling him to stop doing that because people here will think he means something else. Silly foreigners...
  18. If you feel like getting in touch with your inner preteen girl, I recommend this book.
  19. The people who get ticked off, silly. Oh. Well, I don't think they're getting ticked off at definitions so much as getting ticked off at other people's judgments and elitist attitudes. I mean, I could "define" someone as a poser douchebag, and when they get mad about it, I could just say that I don't understand why they have a difficult time with definitions. There is a dictionary definition for "skydiver," but that's not what this thread seems to be about.
  20. On the other hand, I don't much understand why people have such a difficult time with definitions. Who is having a difficult time with definitions?
  21. I read on wikipedia that electroshock therapy can bring your sense of humor back. And I'd be happy to help you with that.
  22. I still know people with hundreds or thousands of jumps who would not be a skydiver by this definition. Trying to define a "true skydiver" is just silly, IMHO. Interestingly, and not surprisingly, everyone on here (including myself) has picked a definition that includes themselves while excluding others. So can I call you Remi now that J thinks that's who you are?
  23. Well then there are quite a few people with hundreds or thousands of jumps who you must not consider to be skydivers.
  24. To me, your saying that someone who has only made one tandem is not "truly a skydiver" is the same as L.O.'s saying that someone who doesn't make at least 150 jumps a year is not "truly a skydiver." I guess the question tends to tick people off because it's no one else's place to decide whether they are "truly a skydiver" or not. And personally (to answer your original question), I don't care what anyone else chooses to call themselves; it has no effect on me.
  25. I tried to PM you a photo of myself in the shower, but it says that you're not accepting PM's, or something like that... Oh well, good luck with the meditation.