PLFKING

Uh oh.....first you diss the Bytch by omitting her from the list....now you're dictating what she WILL and WILL NOT do. I think you'd better cut your losses right now. Drop the shovel, and back away from the hole.....if not, you'll be hitting magma soon. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I still run with scissors quite often....I consider it my own little act of defiance against this non-democracy.

What ??? You were kidding ??? Damnit, Dave...I've already called my cousin Guido in NY....he has a lot of experience with blood-stained carpet and clogged chippers, and was gonna fly down overnight to help you out. I hope I can catch him at the airport, or he's gonna be pissed..... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Is all this being PC getting to ya, Jim ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Cheers, Galen ! If you didn't get enough birthday cake....there may still be some of Lisa's under the sundeck at Sebastian. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Was QuickDraw the father of your....um.....butterball ?

"Mother Earth" never looked sooooo good... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

That's why I love that rivalry....no matter who wins, they're always going to attack each other full-bore for the whole 60 minutes...or more. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Yeah, yeah, yeah......how often are you gonna see an overtime game-winner traveling at a blistering 3 mph?

Absofuckinlutely! Fell out of my chair two or three times... Now I'm going to get back down on the floor and finish laughing my ass off... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You're not warm....you're a hottie !! (....you ARE the one wearing the sombrero....right ?...) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Most of the time, I feel like I made the right choices in my life.....then I read something like that, and get the picture in my head, and realize maybe I didn't. I also got to hold the two-week-old daughter of a co-worker today, for about 10 minutes. I felt protective of her even for that short time....I can't even imagine how intense it must be for you parents....but I'm sure it's wonderful. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

It gets worse.....the only other pro team I pull for is the Lions. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

It's ALWAYS the guy in the Raiders jacket.....I'm glad I'm a Steelers fan.

I like cops with a sense of humor.....I know several friends that took up law enforcement as a career, and lost their humor very quickly. I can see why, too, given the demands of the job. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Which one is you ? (in the pic) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Having been there, I can see why. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Just a little.....you're not living up to your "Bytch" personality. But if you're happy, why not show it ?

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said in two hours will judge who does the better job. So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out." Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!" God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

That's the first time I've ever seen those two words side-by-side. Yes, I'm very happy being with him....but even happier that I copied ONLY this part, and not the subliminal attached ! That was good... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Good point. Dear Greenies, Please don't punish everyone because of my actions....it's obvious this is a popular thread, and for good reason. I call Seth an asshat so often that the word has ceased to mean anything to me. 1) Seth is NOT an asshat. 2) I'll also apologize to Don....he's NOT an asshat either. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I'm not worried about the monitor, I just hope I don't get fired. One of my co-workers didn't appreciate my actions, and went to complain to Human Resources. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

That's it.....I used to think Viking was cool. But now, just for spite, I'm gonna open his Speedo picture and pee all over my monitor.

I agree with Viking.....back to the hot pics, please. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."