PLFKING

Can it get any worse? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

To put 20,000 posts into perspective.... There are 22 "forums" or "categories for discussion" in the Dropzone.com website. You single-handedly have more posts than 9 of those forums COMBINED. You whore. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

"Whaddaya mean, Rush Limbaugh is my godfather ??!? Whose f***in brilliant idea was that ??!!?!" Edit: mispelled "f***in"

That one. Simple, but sexy. What can I say? I'm a sucker for pretty eyes and a killer smile. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

But I think it's been dead for months....I've never seen it move at all. My theory is that FliegendeWolf got cranked up late one night, got out the hand lotion....and slayed it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I voted for her in honor of her previous avatar. The current one is nice, but the old one was great. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Hmmmmm....I've PLF'd elves, and small obese children....maybe I should try farm animals... (note to self -- Pm Clay for advise on the best way to bounce off livestock) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Is that a beer-able offense? Congrats! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

0:1:2 My first jump at the DZ's new location. It was really too cold to be jumping.....but the county Historical Society was there to celebrate 100 Years of Flight and get some pics. So after promising the society president a nice surf....I promptly became the first to land off. At least the cows were entertained....

Look, Clay.....they're all ewes too! AND no shepherd present to protect them! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Industrial Strength Ajax works great on green paint. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

If I'm seeing it right..... Good on ya. Original, AND hilarious! How can he resist? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

9 or 13...can't remmber which. but at least 6 were free, plus won about 30 dollars. I HAVe to stop driving home drunk....I think i ran over a policman, but noit sure. edited for bad spelling and syntax. and because my fingers are numb and bloated. d "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I heard that. My credit card has been abused the last few days from visiting Duece's and Iwan's sites.

I'd agree with that.....y'all have some beautiful views there. I opened high and took these at the Bytch Boogie. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

PM me too, please.

Bill.... I have to say Thank You! a million times over. This has been the most helpful post I've ever seen here. I have been suffering since April of last year. I first noticed the symtoms at the DZ.com boogie in Raeford. It pretty much subsided after the boogie, but then flared up again at Rantoul last August....literally trembling the entire time I was there.....but then, it subsided again when I got home. By now, I was convinced it had something to do with being on a DZ, although it never seemed to affect me except at those two places. Everything was fine again, until the Eloy Boogie, when the symptoms came back AGAIN. By now I was almost frantic, wondering what the hell was wrong with me. But then, once I got on the plane in Phoenix and departed for home, I felt fine again. I had made up my mind to see a doctor next week about this problem.....but now I won't have to, thanks to your timely posting of this listing. I have finally identified the cause of my anxiety..... Phengophobia -- fear of Sunshine.

I've sent a few jump tickets, and gave him my leftover at Eloy. I still think he needs to charge $20 a year to post to TalkBack, to offset some of his constant upgrade costs. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

"Here's a wrister from the slot -- SHE SCORES ! Vallerina with a goal at 3:18 in overtime to beat the Mighty Phrees 3-2 ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I thought about treating you with respect this one day of the year, but I didn't want to start developing any bad habits. And I WAS planning on sending you a sweaty fat man, doing a strip tease and singing "Hail to the Victors"......but neither Phree nor Val would give me your work address.

Wait a minute....I distinctly remember being in the door, and hearing Justin say "Hold my beer, and watch this..."

You're right.....and there was going to be more to my reply, but I realize I wouldn't be able to explain my reaction to this, and the countless other frivolous lawsuits this mitigation-happy society instigates.....burglars suing because they get hurt while robbing someone, killing someone then claiming to be "a victim", etc. Just once, I'd like to see a judge somewhere stand up and say "Not only am I going to dismiss this case, but I'm also going to sentence you to one year in prison for wasting this court's time." Fat chance of that, though. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Personally? It pisses me off because there's no way he can claim he didn't know it's dangerous....sorta like someone smoking all their lives, then their survivors sue the tobacco companies for billions. Surely he realized there was a reason for initialing those waivers 20-30 times at each new DZ he visited. My question is (before Nightingale's questioned caught my eye)

You could have said nothing, and I never would have known. It takes courage to admit your mistakes.......you'll always be a better woman than me.

Well, what do you think Michigan, Ohio State, Iowa, Purdue, Wisconsin, Michigan State and at least 2 other teams have been doing for the last decade?