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Did Roy pass on to that 'Great Crease in the Sky', and I missed the news ?

Two necrophiliacs are driving by a funeral home. One looks at the other and says "Wanna stop for a cold one ?"

At least MY women don't have to get back to the flock before sun-up. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Nobody uses pillowcases anymore ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

In your case....a very few. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Another "Ewwwwww...." The sailor had been at sea for months.....as soon as the ship docks, he rushed to the nearest cathouse and explained his dilemma. The madame says "Sorry, but i can't help you. All my girls are out at the Senator's ranch." The sailor is really pitiful, and keeps begging, so the madame finally says " The only female on the premises is my 90-year-old grandmother in the basement....but you'll have to work out your own accomodations with her." The young man rushes downstairs and explains his urgent need. The grandmother takes pity on him, and allows him entry. Unfortunately, she's so old and dried up that penetration isn't possible, no matter how hard he tries. The grandmother finally says..."Tell you what...I've got a glass eye.....maybe we can try it there ?" She pops it out, and the sailor goes to town, and eventually has the most intense orgasm of his life, shooting what seems like gallons into her head cavity. He pulls himself out, all the while exclaiming about just how good it was. "Ma'am", he says, "that was simply incredible. Next time I come here, I want YOU !" The grandmother says "Okay....I'll keep an eye out for ya." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I didn't want to refer to "humans" as maggots....just you. That's cool about Al V. Didn't he coach in college somewhere ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I'm at work, and can't get into the Pub. Can I just say "Hey, maggot" from here ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Congrats to you both, narci. If YOU made the cake, and there's any leftovers....could you send it along ? Please ?

First bike was a Husquevarna 125.....I would have slept with it if mom would have allowed it inside.

I'm almost positive I read of a foriegn girl with a double mal on her very first jump.....landed in a plowed field. Knocked her out, and i *think* she broke her little finger....but that was the only damage. The amazing thing was that she went back up the very next day and did her second jump (first with an open chute). Had that been me, I would've taken it as a sign from God, and said "No thanks....I'm done." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Not even 100K ? I didn't even know there was such a thing as "minor league college football". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

So......what did you decide ? Are you ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Hey.....there's a small typo in your post. MICHIGAN won the National Championship in '97. Just wanted you to know....hurry up and correct that, okay ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I stand corrected.

VERY nice. I'm ashamed to admit this, but.....did anyone else notice the poor punctuation ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

College, hands down. And nobody does it better than the Big Ten.

True.....I've never heard anyone who actually played the game call it "dumb". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

>> I thought y'all were talking about REAL football, but I see no mention of my Wolverines, so I'll be leaving... Hockey ? 3 words....Red Wings rule. Done.

Kingdom Hospital, Wednesday night on ABC (I think). Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Best of luck, Jim-Bob. Want me to take care of the Bear for awhile ? Plus, we gotta make a "I Survived Diva" jump sometime.

One of the guys I play softball with has one of those, in a small starburst shape, on his chest. He said it didn't hurt too much. I guess I don't see the attraction......it just looked like a big 'ol warble to me. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I'm not stuffing, I'm pushing.....these guys confused me with their rigger terminology. I'd never heard of actually shoving the canopy into a cell opening. I remember.....Lightning, loaded @ 3.1:1. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Gotcha....no worries there......I can see how THAT could tear up your ride. Thanks for the clarification.