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Belushi. I would absolutely laugh my a** off anytime he'd imitate Joe Cocker, singing lead with "Howard Shore And His All-Bee Band." Or any episode of "Samurai Delicatessen." Two other favorites were Henson's puppets and Father Guido Sarducci. And Jane Curtin was great, but you missed her. But I am glad you *omitted* Piscopo.

Happy Birthday B^3 ! You pixies sure do age gracefully......must be all that dust.

But only because he hung out and drank with high-ranking Russian agents. Other than that, he seemed like a down-to-earth guy.

I wanna sit on the other side of you on the way up....I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed you and Bill's stories in the History forum.

I'll be there that Friday.....passin' through on my way to the coast.

"...looooooks like a big taco, I see your camel-toe...." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Thanks for posting the pics ! That's such a pretty DZ. I usually learn at least one thing from your posts, but not this time. 1) I already know how to get seriously fucked-up. 2) I already know how to lose my house keys. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Best wishes, Mike....hope you heal well and fast. I still think that Otter swooping the water at sunset is one of the best pictures I've ever seen. Now go shoot another masterpiece.

You'd better stick to standing around and looking pretty, 'cuz that's ALL you'll ever beat me at. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I see how it is......Seth, Remi and myself have verbally beaten you into submission so many times that now you're getting God to fight your battles for you. You dorque. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I can't believe y'all are challenging the Monkey King to a drinking contest......that's like walking up to the Incredible Hulk with a "Kick Me Hard" sign taped to your crotch. After y'all regain conciousness, visit me at my Purchase Your New Liver Here !! concession at the WFFC.

Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

She could do SOOOOO much better. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

That's who I'm picking too....with Valpo winning 3 games as my sleeper. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

JFK.....I remember my mom picking me up from kindergarten, crying her eyes out....and my dad was at home, which he rarely was before dinnertime. MLK.....heard about it at the little country store (we were taking a break from working the fields). i remember one of the old crackers in the back of the room spitting his tobacco juice out, and saying "bout damn time, too." I had played with African-American kids, and worked the fields with them, for 4-5 years.....that was the first time I became conciously aware of the segregation issue, and that my "we're all God's children" outlook was NOT predominant in the South. Decmber 26th, 1968....Mom took me to the YMCA to sign up for swimming classes (which i didn't want to do), but forgot my birth certificate. We went home for lunch. i heard a car door slam, and went to the front door. My mom called out "Who is it ?" I said "It's two Army guys." I'll never forget that choked, muffled scream that came out of her mouth....she knew right away what was happening. They had come to inform us that Dad's chopper was shot down over Vietnam, and there were no survivors. lunar landing....sitting on the floor of our house in California, watching with 3 of my friends, and about 20 people my mom had invited over. Skynyrd plane crash....my and 2 buddies were commuting to college....heard it on the radio. Turned around, went back to my apartment, played Skynyrd albums and smoked pot all afternoon and into the night. Challenger....actually took the morning off work just to watch the launch......didn't realize anything was wrong until the contrails started corkscrewing all over the sky. 9/11.....walking to the front office for a meeting....2 ladies were listening to the radio, and told me a plane had hit it. I thought it was a accident with a small plane, but as i was standing there, the second oplane hit, and i knew it wasn't an accident....that was probably the lowest I've ever felt. Columbia.....didn't even know it 'til I logged on here at DZ.com, saw y'all discussing it, then turned on the TV. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You reminded me of when I was going through static-line (at $45 a pop)....every time I'd get down, I'd listen to the debrief, then anxiously ask if I'd passed that jump or not. My instructors would look at each other, then say "I'm not sure....let me see how much we've got in the petty cash box."

Yep. I'm going to make an effort not to constantly be a smart-ass. No more sheep jokes either.

If you want it bad enough, you'll get it. Look at it this way....yeah, it's taking awhile.....but they haven't told you to leave yet, so they must think you have the ability to do it. Hang in there. Most I know of is 30, but there were a lot of recurrency issues going on too. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

While we were having dinner. Works every time. You asked....I was trying to be tactful. Edited to keep my post numbers down.

Oooops....put the smiley in the wrong place....2 spinning cutaways in the training harness. Sorry. If you actively make love for 3 hours, but refrain from climaxing.......is it a number, or just really intensive foreplay ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

7 or 8:2:1 2 really fun jumps, and 2 violently spinning cutaways.

No, no....you've still got it wrong. Being an Avs fan, you're probably a little slow upstairs. I would explain it to you in a very literal, "See Dick Run" type of format......but it's late, and I'm gonna turn in. Maybe you could find a pop-up picture book online somewhere.

Good idea....and thanks for keeping us updated....I don't get much time for SportsCenter any more. It's a start.....my guys still need a QB, though. I don't understand why ANYONE in their right mind would sign him OR Terrell Owens. Another ex-Wolverine QB

He learned the meaning of integrity when he joined the Wings. I have a better idea....let's meet for breakfast Monday morning, then go over to Blahr's house and break his computer. People who don't like football should not be permitted access to the Internet. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I voted for "Not As Dumb As It Was The Last Time You Asked". If you don't stop, I'm going to send Conrad Dobler over to your house. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."