PLFKING

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  1. Ewoks ? The pics did remind me that I need new carpet in the guest bedroom. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  2. I'll be up in mid-May, introducing some relatives and friends to the exciting experience of tandem jumping. Stop by and say hello....I'll be the big goofy-looking guy with no flying skills.
  3. If you take pics afterwards, I'll pay for the gas. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  4. The first step to solving anything is admitting you have a problem.....kudos to you for finally coming out of the closet on this. I am so proud of you right now I could just s***. (...and there's already enough assholes in Ohio, so make him move to Texas....) Have y'all set the date yet ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  5. Happy Birthday, Leeees......the best things come in the smallest (and loudest) packages.
  6. The 6 or 7 jumps we did in Raeford trying to set the DZ.com record.....jumping with 16 others was fun (and scary), considering I'd never done bigger than a 4-way before that. Spending 2 days trying to stay with Kris in freefall is something I'll never forget. The lawn dart with Mouth and Pyke at Monroe was pretty memorable also.
  7. Another O- here.....they always make me bleed into the little 4-packs for the little ones. Why yes...I did ! How did you know ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  8. This is where my next $150K in spare change is going. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  9. It means I'm about 5 dates, 60 e-mails, and 40+ hours of phone calls into a new relationship that feels right in a million different ways.
  10. So THAT'S Dave's duck joke ??? I've missed hearing that about 4 times at different boogies, and always felt I was missing out on something epic....something colossal....something vital to my very essence as a human being. I don't feel bad anymore....thanks.
  11. Not quite there yet, but getting closer every day.
  12. Yes, but you obviously have no skills. A good photographer would be able to make my horrendous flying atrocities look semi-adequate.....but in every pic of me you've taken, I just look like an epileptic suffering from back spasms. Maybe you should take some classes or something.
  13. My compliments Che....it's not easy to include a smackdown AND an educational warning to others in the same sentence.
  14. (...actually, Remi, it's "you're".....but I'll cut you some slack because a) you're Canadian, and b) you're a moderator...). Suck it up, Seth, and quit bitchin'....I'm sure you've done a lot worse and not gotten ticketed for it. It's karma adjusting the scales. Had I been the rent-a-cop, I'd have pulled out a truncheon and beaten you senseless with it (...not that it would have taken much time, or any real effort). Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  15. Ditto. That's a nice pic, Dave. Glad the trip went okay. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  16. "Alec, I'll take 'What Are Two Words You Never Thought You'd See In The Same Sentence' for $200, please." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  17. Quite nice. If you look very closely, you can see the outline of the Giant Cheeze Nip.
  18. Every time I see that, I'm always amazed at his sense of balance....that must have taken years of practice. I'd be on my knees, or hanging onto a lampost, or something.
  19. That's hilarious....and somewhat disgusting as well.
  20. I haven't gotten good enough to become "one" with the snow.....I spend my time trying not to become "one" with the human pylons.
  21. Spectre230 will always be my favorite.....and clinton radloff's mom, of course. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  22. ....as a way to identify my beer drinking hat....
  23. Yes....moving to Ohio would be traumatic for me also. Hang in there, bro. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  24. . . . . "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."