PLFKING

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  1. PLFKING

    My first ink

    I would consider that an insult, had you named me specifically. I guess I'll just consider it a weak attempt at humor instead. Great minds think alike. And if we form our own cult, and name Clay as our first target.....people might join.
  2. My best friend said "I thought 'hick' had a K on the end ?"
  3. PLFKING

    My first ink

    Next on the list is my avatar plastered across my forehead.
  4. Good timing for this thread......I just got my first one yesterday after thinking about it for years. I never saw anything I liked well enough to carry around forever, but I came across this last year, and immediately thought "That's the one." It's an ambigram (meaning it reads the same upside-down as right-side-up -- readable during any flying discipline ). Some of you more well-read folk might recognize it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  5. Who told you you were cool ? The Jeep salesman ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  6. Two gay guys are driving down the road, and they pass a funeral home. One of them looks at the other and says "Want to stop and have a cold one ?". This one isn't crude, but it IS the first joke I ever made up. Q: Why did the blonde factory worker order 5 dozen condoms ? A: She kept seeing signs everywhere that read "Do Not Operate Machinery Without Protection". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  7. We didn't discuss it, she just did it. I was glad.
  8. An ex-gf once wrapped her hair around her hand and used that on me.....it felt incredible. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  9. My philosophy exactly. The 6 I know (and one ex) are all good people doing a thankless job. Why cause more crap for them to deal with ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  10. No, but can you name this one ? Been driving me nuts for a couple of weeks, but Google can't match it. The chorus goes, Oooooh....she's like a smooth stretch of highway, Oooooh....she's like a cool summer breeze. When my motor's running right, We might lose control tonight. Got the shape I love to squeeze, Looks that bring me to my knees, Oh please....let it roll tonight. I keep thinking it's Little Feet for some reason ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  11. It's grabbing me right now.....about 2/3rds through it. "Into Thin Air" was a fantastic story. The best book I read last year was "Paranoia", by Joseph Finder. I give it four thumbs up.....highly recommended. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  12. I've often thought you would become a crazy religious bastard in your old age, seeing as how you already meet two of the three criteria. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  13. PLFKING

    Point Break

    "I was told that there would be no math....during the debate....however, I am prepared to answer any questions you may have....perhaps something about me and Betty ?"
  14. PLFKING

    Point Break

    Yeah, so the skydiving scenes aren't that realistic, but the aerial scenery is gorgeous. And I'll admit I enjoy the movie every time I see it. Plus, it was the final prompt that got me into this beautiful endeavor we call skydiving. I'll PM my address. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  15. You should make that your pokerstars avatar.....it would be a distraction to all of the men, and maybe a few of the women also.
  16. They did that in Carlsbad when I was there years ago.
  17. All of Spectre230's posts, and clinton radloff's mom.
  18. Rover. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  19. "Somebody hand me a 9/16" socket wrench." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  20. Lynyryd Skynyrd -- One More From The Road Pink Floyd -- Animals Bob Seger -- Live Bullet Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  21. Especially when you're towing your boat, and it's raining so hard your windshield wipers can't keep up, even on high speed. Diving down to a formation with your eyes closed is safer than driving in Michigan.
  22. REAL relative work with a jumbo jet. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  23. I'd be careful.....there was a man in Arkansas who actually died a few years ago while eating those. The bull kicked him in the head. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."