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    Notre Damn shouldn't have beaten the Jackets. Despite the hype all their School of Journalism grads are spewing forth, I see them losing at least thrice this season. And I'll be wearing one of these
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    I finally get a 6-week hot streak going, and brianfry stops posting the standings. You played well last night.....very leech-like.
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    I think you should pay it. If you haven't taught her how to charm her way out of a ticket, then you've been negligent as a mother. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Who are you ? You kinda remind me of this chick that used to post here, but I heard she had a sex change operation and started raising attack parakeets. ps.....Remi thinks you're a slacker. I'm sure you care. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    That was when Karen broke (?) her ankle. You were in and out, I was in and out. Okay, let me confess........I only PRETENDED that y'all lost me at that light. Think about it......how many Pizza Huts can there be in Xenia ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    MikeD10270 and Freaksis helped me out A TON when I was a student. First ones I met in person were DivaDiver, Mouth, and Pyke, followed closely by Chuck and Andrea. Met Phree, Jess, and Wildblue at Greene once on my way to Michigan. So far, Seth has been my biggest disappointment as far as DZ.commers I'd like to meet. He's much funnier on-line.....he doesn't have a quick-enough wit to be humorous in person. Almost met Remi at Eloy, but luckily I saw him coming and had time to duck behind the packing tent. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    When you're feeling blue there is NOTHING that will cheer you up, short of amputating your hands. Best thing to do is break up with him. Worked wonders for Val.
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    I always thought Erk looked like a young Bill Paxton. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Having had a "friend" for going on 12 years now, I'd recommend it, as long as you're close enough to really care about protecting each other. And as far as honesty goes, I tell her more about the other women I see than I would if she was a wife or SO.
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    Ask Sangiro

    PLFKING replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    My avatar is already the ultimate in delight and sophistication, thank you very much.
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    Ask Sangiro

    PLFKING replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    Dear Sangiro, My new hobby isn't nearly as exciting as you portrayed it. Exactly how hot does the fork need to be ? Please specify Fahrenheit or Celsius. Thank you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    The sad part is that you're right. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Well, 'hound dog' and 'rebel' just don't fit together as well. Leave Elvis alone. He was just trying to entertain you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I'm single. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Just curious. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Even better that the SPCA didn't pay you a visit. As far as I know, there's no species limitations concerning harrassment.
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    I feel honored to be in such exalted company.....jfields and I got used by her for two jumps in the same way. Is that girl amazing, or what ?? 6 jumps with Eliana of Airspeed and katiebear. Balloon jump with wingnut. My first 7-way with Phree and Jess. A sunset cross-country at Sebastian....exited a couple miles out to sea (having a major fear of sharks, I was soooooo happy when I cleared the beach !). My first night jump. The first time I broke 235 mph on a speed dive. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Goat shit and lightning bugs. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Could be, but it would be un-American to actually research the truth......as a society, we'd rather X-tremely sensationalize the errors. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Thurs Funny

    PLFKING replied to hobbes4star's topic in The Bonfire

    The court-appointed attorney visits his client in jail. After the defendant swears 17 times on his mother's life that he didn't do it, the lawyer says "Armed robbery and murder charges are about as serious as it gets.....let's get you to a doctor and have some blood tests done." When the results are back, the lawyer schedules another appointment with his client. He says "Well, I have good news and bad news.....your fingerprints are all over the scene, there are 4 eyewitnesses that say you pulled the trigger, and the blood test proves its your blood all over the victim. I've defended dozens of cases like this, and in my opinion, it's an open-and-shut case......you're gonna fry for this." "The good news is......your cholesterol's down to 160." "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Hey guys

    PLFKING replied to Aviatrr's topic in The Bonfire

    You're right....it's been forever since i've seen that avatar. Best of luck to you, and be safe over there. Don ps.....your old Hornet still flies like new, even after being PLF'd into trees, wild blackberries, mesquite, and desert hardpan.
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    A few from a later generation.....these ALWAYS slay me. "How come you don't have kids ? I think you'd be a great father." "I can't, Coach." "Oh.....I'm sorry to hear that." "Yeah.....I look at Vera, and I just.......can't." "Jennifer, I'm so disappointed." "Herb......so's your mother." "Oh, for God's sake, Matthew.....nobody's smoking, okay ?" "But....." "BUT NOTHING !" "You know, what we need around here is an anti-WHINING ordinance !" "SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELING LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF HERE !!" Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Finally !! Congrats on the preseason #1.....too bad it won't last through September. [finger] [bird] [eat this] [jam it] [up yours] [1-finger salute] (....damn.....NONE of those worked....) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    And kind to old people. And dogs. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Thank you for the compliment. > Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."