PLFKING

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  1. I figured they were all still on vacation, with no Internet access. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  2. PLFKING

    DC9 Jet Jumps

    What's the exit speed for the DC-9 ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  3. Join the crowd. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  4. Did he look as old and wrinkled as he does on the trailers for 'Rocky Balboa', or is that just make-up for the movie ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  5. "That, son, is a ping-pong ball.....since y'all can't compete on the football field, and all the cheerleader slots are already taken, we're gonna learn a new game." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  6. Her hammertoes have already been posted on here , i think. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  7. And taught Billy Bob WAYYYY too much about the male anatomy.
  8. Did you hear about the constipated mathmetician ? He worked his problem out with a pencil. I think this problem has mentally constipated you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  9. Mine has gone so far as to question my judgement with our vendors. To retaliate, I've found if I just ignore her completely, even if she's asking questions during a conference call, will infuriate her to the point of speechlessness......I keep thinking she's right on the ege of a stroke.
  10. What a cry-baby. There's one of those at my work too, but you don't see me whining about it. Just ignore her, or communicate solely by e-mail....works for me. What a fluff post. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Go Buckeyes

    I will NEVER "join" OSU, but I always pull for any Big Ten team to win, unless they're playing the Wolverines. And Notre Dame was offered membership before Penn State was, and turned it down. Now that they've seen Penn State decline because of the consistently tougher schedule, I doubt ND football will EVER join a conference (unless it's comprised entirely of service schools....does the Coast Guard field a team ?).
  12. PLFKING

    Go Buckeyes

    Something a friend sent me -- So I guess Machen thought an inquiry was necessary if HIS team didn't get in, but since they did, it's not necessary now ? Kind of sanctimonious, given that the university presidents are the ones keeping us from a playoff system in the first place. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  13. PLFKING

    Florida?

    I gave one of my co-workers (UF grad) Florida and 24 pts. He's the ONLY one though.
  14. PLFKING

    Go Buckeyes

    Thank God for small miracles.
  15. PLFKING

    Go Buckeyes

    You did not. The very idea terrified y'all. You're just saying that now after-the-fact. Hope you guys win by 50. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  16. PLFKING

    Go Buckeyes

    Since our only loss was to the #1 team at their house, and since no SEC team was ranked #1 all year......I'm guessing they would have run the table. PM me the personal attack.....I don't think I've ever gotten one. Oh.....and on ESPN's fan poll, 56% of the "general public" wanted Michigan in the NC game instead of Florida.....be thankful the coaches handed it to them. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Go Buckeyes

    Michigan gets hosed twice in two weeks. "Let's see.....Michigan is # 2, but we don't want a rematch....hey....let's bump USC above them and hope they win out." "Damn, USC lost.....hey....we still don't want a rematch, let's just move Florida up two spots and let them in the NC game." What a fucking joke. I'm pulling hard for OSU to carve Florida two new assholes.....one on the field, and one for Meyers. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  18. Bob Seger in '74....16 years old. That was also the first time I got totally 'faced.....the parts I remember were great. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  19. Are they finally calling you home ?
  20. Setting fire to a herd of cardboard cows in Algebra II. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  21. Do you have anything expensive you'd like to leave me ? Can I get it in writing tonight ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  22. Is she bigger than you ? I don't think she'd try that on someone her own size. Offer your sister $50 to beat the crap out of her. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  23. Pack, no. Belay, yes.....that big smiley-face head of his would make a nice counterweight for my fat ass.
  24. A woman once told me "You don't dress well enough to be gay." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."