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Never was a playa, was never real good at it. And when you aren't a playa, EVERYONE (especially the chickas) can tell. I was always in a relationship, and gave my best until it fell apart. I would date around a bit, and find one I liked, and repeat the process over. Not any more of course, married for 4 years, and all is great.

Oh yea, that's what all those calls and visits were about. I just thought my landlords really, really liked me. So you're saying they wanted money? Can't believe I missed that. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

bwwwaaaahahaha!!!! That was great. Who knew that a freaky, scarey, nekkid man was jerk repellant? Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

....moved as much as I have? Probably should have made some type of poll out of this. My wife and I are moving during the next 3 days, only 5 to 6 mile down the road. However, in the 4 years that we have been married, this will make the sixth move. Anyone top that? Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

you're from tejas right, just roll that baby up in a big ol' tortilla...bingo, burger burrrito! Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

mmmmmmm.....cactus and cheese Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Cube?....What's a cube? Office?....What's a office? I share a 'room' with 3 people, if we were in it at the same time. Most of the time, my office/cube is a room with about 10 servers and a core switch in it...other times it's any given classroom on the campus, fixing some teachers computer. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

I'm definitely a fan of trying all things 'natural' to get you to la-la land. But, if nothing else works....my wife was having trouble sleeping well a few months ago. She talked with her dr about it, and dr gave her some zoloft. Zoloft is usually used to treat depression, but as is the case with most medications, they have found that it helps with other things as well, and in this case, sleeping troubles. My wife swears by it...no noticeable side affects, it didn't make her stupid happy, didn't make her drowsy, just helped her to sleep better. Hope you get some rest soon. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Jeepers, you ought to try managing IT for a public school in texas. A total of 3 staff memeber, yes that's 3 in the department for a 4A school distrcit (total STUDENT enrollment of around 3500). We manage, 20 servers, 600 PC's, 400 Mac's, and probably 25 to 35 network printers on 2 domains. We have about 400 'full-time' users, and we also maintain user accounts for our students from grades 5 to 12 (approx 2000). We have a multimode fiber backbone with around 50 to 60 switches and a t1 connecting one remote site and a t1 (about to add a second t1 for load balancing) to the internet. We have to maintain the the network infrastructure AND provide the end user/help desk support, with 3 people. We are GOOD at everything, but GREAT at nothing...sort of the jack of all trades in IT. Oh yea, the pay sucks too. Ahh, I love my job (actually, I really do).

I've been out of the loop for a while...or maybe I was never in it. Either way, I found this amusing. I think it floated around as email, so you might have seen it before. If you haven't, enjoy. 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 10. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 11. Remember half the people you know are below average. 12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? 13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool. 14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 15. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 20. I intend to live forever - so far so good. 21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. 22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. 24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. 25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. 26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. 27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. 28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks 33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. 34. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. 36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. 37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. 38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. 39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. 41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. 42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. 43. Two wrongs are only the beginning. 44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. 46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. 48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! 49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. 50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! 51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... 53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. 54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

ANIMAL...I dunno why, just seems like a cool guy to hang with. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

In the words of Homer J Simpson, and I quote..."WOOOHOOOO". I had forgotten I entered. Glad I came back for a look on dz.com, otherwise I might have gotten a shirt in the mail and been wondering about it. I hate to ask for another favor, but can you give me a hand with my luck on the state lotto? Thanks!! Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

I hardly drink the stuff. But I remember when I was a kid, my mom wouldn't let me have any at my grandparent's on christmas eve because my grandpa would practically put an entire bottle of Jack in it. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

thas pretty schweet. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Same as you, except in Tejas, we can't get them year round. But, when they were, watch out, the guys were gonna have a big ol rocket war. The best was when a buddy of mine (on my team, too - thank goodness), showed up with one of those 'grenade launcher' type things mounted on a 'wooden gun' (he always was a little off balance). So the war commenced. My bother and his team, collectively put all their fireworks in one big pile, so they all knew where to return for reloading. Only 5 minutes into the battle, this buddy of mine fires the luckiest shot in all of firework battle history, from literally a 100 yards away, STRAIGHT INTO THE BIG PILE O FIREWORKS. Needless to say, the ensuing panic-striken, butt-hauling of my brothers team from their 'hide out' was hysterical. But not nearly as hysterical as the huge 'explosion' of fireworks that followed. We declared ourselves the winners of the war Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

LOL Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Have to go with AggieDave, the original Dr Pepper is tha bomb baby!!! ( I mostly drink water, but since this is a cola-based poll...) Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

b). love it Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

It doesn't look boring...flying things and shooting guns (of large caliber) Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Welcome to the sky!! It seems that any job would be boring compared to skydiving. You're right, it is hard to sit behind a desk. All you do is think about when the next dive will be. I work as a net admin for a public school system. The good side of it is that I have 4 or 5 campuses to cover, so I never stay in one place too long (unless I want to), and therefore get to be outside for small stretches of time. The bad part is, when the weather is great, like it has been the past week and a half, I'm always thinking about what kind of skydive I would like to be doing. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Didn't get to read posts until after, so whatcha' gonna be doing? Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Against my doctor's orders, just about anything with caffeine, mixed with the prednisone I'm on gives me a wonderful buzz until around noon. Coming down ain't no fun though . Dr Pepper has a new drink called Red Fusion, very yummy - had one at 6:30 a.m. on the way into work. Give it try, if and when it makes it to your area. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Same here. I've had mine about 3.5 years, it's been solid. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Yep, you might as well toss your budget out the window... Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.

Cross-country jumps, anyone? Start about 3 miles south of dz, end up in Canada. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours.