TitaniumLegs
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I want to add my two least favourite "rap"/"soul" songs Pump up the jam and I like to move it move it I like to move it move it I like to move it move it Dude, how 'bout you "move it" in your own bedroom and spare us the lame details. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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hmmm....... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Ever thought about quitting b/c of an injury?
TitaniumLegs replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire
Sure does, and I feel very fortunate. Yup. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
That's easy. COME BACK!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Mine has a two-four (Canadian case of beer) between the 6 and the 9. Peter D19246 (Yeah, so the 6 and the 9 are backwards - After they were done, they just rolled over and went to sleep.) (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Rammstein - Du Hast Lame, especially if you speak the language. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Congrats dudette and dude! So the rumour is confirmed. I have that issue of Parachutist. I'll make a copy, unless you'd rather I scan it. No hassle either way. Plus, you have a ton of resources available to you, such as local jump-mommies like Gail, Beth, Monique and Nancy. I'm sure Melissa would love to talk to you and Carol. Oh, and who's that other chick who's pregnant now... oh, yeah. Steph. She'll be out at the DZ for a bit next weekend, so you can Carol can talk to her then. Once again, congrats! Peter (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Ever thought about quitting b/c of an injury?
TitaniumLegs replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire
Dave I didn't know you were "restricted" like that. Sorry to hear. Hope it works out. I thought about quitting after my accident, but I'm too addicted. It does limit what I can safely do. No tiny canopies. No BASE. No hard-surface demos. CYa (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
How many jumps have you made without a malfunction?
TitaniumLegs replied to Skymonkey13's topic in The Bonfire
Then in that case, about 1700. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
How many jumps have you made without a malfunction?
TitaniumLegs replied to Skymonkey13's topic in The Bonfire
All but three, so around 2340. But then, it depends on your definition of a malfunction. Do you mean cutaway? Do you mean reserve deployment? (It is possible to have either without the other.) Do you mean annoyances like line twists, stuck slider, end cell collapse (which are usually fixable, but taught under "Malfunctions"). If I had to guess, you're probably asking "How many sequential jumps have you made without an unintentional reserve ride?" (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
I thought you had a baby shower on Sat. Or are you talking about later? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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On the forum, sure. On the dropzone, no, especially not before jumping. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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It's Cool for Cats. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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I don't know about that. I once asked a girl out via email. We are now married. (The rest of the story is that the email never actually resulted in a date. It was a couple years later in an elaborate maneuver that involved Motrin, a sweatshirt, a hot tub, and of course, alcohol.) (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Shhh... Bump doesn't count. You gotta (not) say something meaningful. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Share your toothbrush or car? Which one first
TitaniumLegs replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
No girlfriend has ever wrecked a car of mine, but one did make a serious mess with makeup and coffee, the stains of which are still there. I can buy a new toothbrush - daily if necessary. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
As part of the application for my green card, they asked the question "Are you a polygamist?" My answer was "No, but I'm willing to learn." (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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In terms of taxes, if you both make decent money, you pay more. The wife and I are in that category now. If only one works, the other is a dependant, and therefore a tax "writeoff". You pay less taxes. Each child adds another dependant. It follows that if polygamy were legalized, each wife and child would be a dependant. If no limits were placed on it, you could keep deducting more and more dependants until you paid no taxes. This does NOT mean that you can net more money than you gross. For one thing, they are deductions, not something the IRS actually pays for. For another, for most the deduction is far less than it actually costs to keep them healthy and happy. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Are you going to see her? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Naked picture of Aviatrix - by popular demand.
TitaniumLegs replied to TitaniumLegs's topic in The Bonfire
Yes, well, I'm keeping those for myself. Or possibly selling them back to her. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
Naked picture of Aviatrix - by popular demand.
TitaniumLegs replied to TitaniumLegs's topic in The Bonfire
edit: The picture didn't upload the first time... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. -
You so fat your belly button enters the room 2 minutes before you do. That actually applies to Steph right now, well the belly button part does, but not the fat. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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Naahhh.. They need one of these at the front end and one of these at the back end. Cache the most frequently hit objects, or the biggest static objects, and you can really reduce load on a web server. Apple did it for their web sites and went from many web servers that were all super loaded, to a handful that barely break a sweat. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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I never realize web servers used so much floating point math. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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From the "Not Entirely Clear on the Concept" dept... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.