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Don't forget twatwaffle, shitscoop, crotchmallet, assdonut, and farthammer. cavete terrae.

and powdered sugar cavete terrae.

In a helmet-wearing shortbus kind of way cavete terrae.

Thanks for reminding me, I haven't made my almost-famous buffalo chicken pizza in like 2 months. I shall do that this weekend. cavete terrae.

I prefer playing violent video games. BOOM HEADSHOT! cavete terrae.

Show it who's boss! cavete terrae.

Bill, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head. I will have my revenge. Mark...my....words... cavete terrae.

I think my ex girlfriend has the market cornered for flying around on broomsticks. cavete terrae.

Better than just being a fool like his uncle, eh? I wish I had a cool birthday, actually. cavete terrae.

I prefer Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though Hot brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent, though Hot brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto cavete terrae.

I'm going to uni in a small town, and I abhor it. It smells funny, and it's 121.3 miles to the DZ. cavete terrae.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, my dad fucked up macaroni and cheese once when I was a kid. cavete terrae.

What a waste! If I had an Otter, I would let others play with it.... You're a skydiver, you'll let anyone play with anything of yours as long as she's hot, right? cavete terrae.

Disagree and I'll make sure you're the first against the wall when the revolution comes. cavete terrae.

ZOMG! cavete terrae.

soon.. saving it for the right moment.. cavete terrae.

Dunno, can't remember that, actually. cavete terrae.

Hm. I wonder what my fam would do if I required togas... cavete terrae.

Should have swooped the teebox during someone's backswing cavete terrae.

Skim preferably, but I'll drink reduced fat. I abhor whole milk. cavete terrae.

Well, I've got about 19,000 since Dec 03 on another board cavete terrae.

I cannot for the life of me figure out how to do my graduation party. Dad wants me to pick sooner rather than later, so I consult YOU, fellow skydivers. Which setup would you prefer to see if you were going to said party, and why? cavete terrae.

I'm seriously considering it PB&J + glass of so-cold-it's-about-to-freeze milk makes life worth living. I'm going to eat one in freefall some day. cavete terrae.

This PSA has been brought to you by Grue. (I don't think more than about 50 of 'em were until 2 years after I joined, either) I have no idea why I posted this.... I have no idea why I'm awake. I do know that I am hungry though. cavete terrae.

You had a hard opening? That's bizarre. I think my hardest opening was still quite soft, and I pack like Stevie Wonder on meth. We're both jumping similar wingloads, too... Maybe try psycho packing if you can find someone to show you how. That's actually the recommended pack method for Precision canopies. cavete terrae.