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Danny is gonna shoot his eye out. I'm going to make Isaiah pee himself when I take him on a downplane to 500 ft. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Dude...Orange sucks weegegirl's dirty socks. Ooohh, SNAP. Skydive Apples is better. We've had our King Air flying for exactly 19 loads so that means we're imminently due for another pilot to come along and completely destroy a major component of the aircraft, at which point we'll all be jumping at Skydive Orange. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Not gonna even read the thread. The cost is the teacher's choice of beer. Hell, I love it when AFF's are around. I show them how to pack while I chill between loads. Edit: I should specify that I show people how to pack MY canopy or THEIR canopy purely for the packing experience. I make sure they don't fuck something up; I leave the instruction to the instructors. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

A 65 Cent dirt-rascal giggilo or a $650 gay giggilo...either way they both do crack. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Ed, thanks for coming out to our DZ. Looking forward to seeing you again in the future. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I voted groin. Since I started skydiving I just don't get out to chase girls anymore. So I'd say there are definitely some adverse effects in the groin area. The other day my sister said I need to get a girlfriend. I'm sorry, I just can't put on a straight face and talk to these fucking boring chicks I meet at bars. It seems like they all drive VW's and work in the consulting field. Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG with these bitches. It's like they're all on fucking lithium and aaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH.. Sorry, fuckin' teret's. FUCK!SHIT!DAMN! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Hey, do they let people do CRW? "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com 8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com 9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

We pie when we damn well feel like it. Pie'd an AFF grad last weekend. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I'll see your Pilot Chute and raise you a reserve handle!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

If you got a 2% raise then you need to get those accolades in writing so you can bring the paperwork to your upcoming interviews. Either you company is tanking or whomever makes the descisions doesn't know what they're doing. In either case, doesn't sound like a good work environment. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

If your responsibilities, profitability, or marketability (for the company) have not increased then 5% is right on target. 2% is practically a wage cut. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

You can also only listen to music while skydiving when you're skydiving. It's just another jump with its own distractions that you must deal with specifically. I haven't done it but I'm looking forward to opening high and flying around solo sometime while listening to some music. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

WHEAT IS MURDER!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

I voted yes because I'm not going to watch a channel that had disgusting shit like that on it. It's nasty but necessary for me to make a nice T-bone steak. Chris go to a show where there's one group who's all about animal rights and one with a "help the homeless" kick and you'll see everyone getting snobby at each other over what should be available to people as food. I used to love going to Earth Crisis shows but I couldn't stand the holier-than-though bullshit. Edit: By the way, I do realize that there is unnessary animal abuse in the world and that factory farming is unhealthy for the world in the long run. The solution is to quit have children. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Thanks for the link. I'll be back in the area in the first week of Aug and will probably head over on Wed and Fri. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Hey weegee, are there many people there on Wednesdays? I'm on vacation for the next two weeks. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Ok, here's a recent bust: http://www.absolutearts.com/portfolio3/i/isculpt/Pan-1031856212t.jpg "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Can't improve upon it? Up late and listening to classics. But this Chopin nocturne puts chills down my spine. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Yes, good morning Homer, yup, fine nymphs...fine ass nymphs ALL UP in Arcadia... Ok, we need to get a little bit of your storyline straight, brother...first of all, this whole skipping around with flutes thing....COME ON! Ruining my rep, brother!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

And I would answer, "Oh goodmorning ladies. Don't worry, I have the room until tomorrow." April, I'd forgotten that was there and was actually a little confused. It was a joke at bars a while back when I met new people ("Oh yes, dabble in proctology...freelance work mostly...") and I was trying to figure out when I'd posted it on here. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Sacre Bleu!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Yeah, that guy is Soooo SUPID!!! "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Tell Stoval to put on a freakin' helmet. No wait, his cranium is thick enough. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Here's a tip: Use soap. "I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher