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I could only HOPE that if I took that something would happen. my dentist and all her hygenists are HOTTT! Ok, so the dentist is cute, my hygenist is hot, and the rest are kinda cute....but still My only complaint in that scenario is that I didnt remember it! Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Pilot then skydiver. Needless to say I found the latter cheaper and more fun. Havent been current for over 8 years now. Do I miss it? hell yes. Is it worth the cost based on my other priorities? not yet... Until I find that bag of cash that somebody lost.... then ask me again. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

things like that annoy the crap outta me. There is a book out there that is called "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation" http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1592400876/sr=8-1/qid=1150391627/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-4975952-0867049?%5Fencoding=UTF8 the back cover explains the title, and is somewhat humerous. it gives you some insight as to the approach taken by the author. http://www.amazon.com/gp/sitbv3/reader/ref=sib_dp_pop_bc/103-4975952-0867049?%5Fencoding=UTF8&pageID=S070&asin=1592400876 Beleive it or not, its actually VERY well written, and if you find yourself annoyed at the lose/loose its/it's stuff, you will enjoy reading it. I actually stood for 15 mins in the bookstore being entertained by it. Now if only my english teachers could have been so entertaining, I wouldnt NEED that book today. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Ok, so I think this guy should be a skydiver... it sounds like something one of us would do... The news story involves 9 pints of beer, a pool cue, "daddy bits", and an emergency room/surgery. Gentlemen, after reading the above sentence, you have been sufficiently warned. Clicky at your own risk. http://www.shropshirestar.com/show_article.php?aID=46033 I still cringe thinking about it. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

I agree. Nextel sucks big donkey..... nevermind.... mixed company. although they did dig out a buddy of mine that uses Verizon. we are at his company's farm (Ag testing company) out in the middle of nowhere. absolutely no verizon signal whatsoever. I was with him with my nextel, and I have never had better service. Of course it could be the tower I could see approximately 1/2 mile on the other side of the field.... apparently Verizon didnt have space on that tower, but Nextel did. They were too far away for any affordable high speed internet, but since that tower was close, they were able to go with a wireless data card that blew the performance of the satellite internet connection they had away. But dont get me wrong, they still suck overall, just wanted to be fair and post the ONE positive thing I know about them. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Just beware... not only do you have scammers on there trying to screw people out of cash (getting them to send $$ for emergencies, plane tix, etc) but there are several lawsuits brewing against some sites. I think it was match.com and yahoo personals (dont quote me on those, I may be wrong) that former employees blew the whistle on "date bait" scams. when they would see users not doing well and about to cancel a paid account, they were told to create bogus profiles (hot and successful of course) in the person's area and then send a message showing interest. that would cause the person to renew thinking they had found a hottie, only to have that person not respond any longer. I have seen that scam firsthand on two different occasions several years ago. fell for the first one, and got smart the second time. Like many internet things (ebay, dating sites, etc) they start out great until they get bigger and asshats find the sites... then it all goes to hell. Just be careful out there. its a zoo. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

I think thats the understatement of the week. My 6P kills your DAY vision if you look at it from the wrong end when lit!. Have had mine for many years, and its great. mine is mounted on a quick release mount on my home defense pistol. It does eat batteries like crazy, but as long as you use the momentary contact button and use it only when you NEED it, not just wandering around with it turned on its great. I used to use mine that way (looking for something/someone in the dark when I could see enough to function otherwise) and only went through 3 sets of batteries a year. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

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nah, no music in this page, but the carlton is funnier. http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/?p=9 bear in mind the one of him in the red sweater is being done to a Tom Jones song. I just saw it several weeks ago and started laughing hysterically. Too bad my wife watches nick at night to go to sleep and sets the timer to go off after she falls asleep... I wasnt helping. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

well, lets just say he couldnt give blood weekly... what an ass. last count I had he was a borderline alcoholic. probably is full blown by now. Havent talked to him in years. Last I heard he started a PC consulting biz with his mom (he's a geek, she's got the biz sense). his online resume says he has been at his profession for two years more than I have known him. When I met him he was a cashier at a compusa, and in no way capable of doing what he does now. Idiot. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

for some reason that reminds me of "rode sex" Here's how you do it... 1. have sex doggie style (if you're Canadian and its hockey season, this is already a given) 2. in the middle, lean forward over her back and wrap ONE arm TIGHT around her waist. 3. whisper in her ear " you are almost as good as the woman I screwed last night" ( or something you KNOW will piss her off) 4. see how long you can actually hang on as she is squirming to get away (so she can kick your ass). Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

sure can, and the last guy was right... it drops your tolerance to alcohol. I actually knew an asshat that would pop antihistamines before clubbing. did I mention he was a cheap bastard looking to get a buzz on less beer? Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

I actually have the same issue with my 80lb boxer. she barks at strangers like CRAZY. she doesnt bark at people she knows, so I invite new neighbors over to "introduce" themselves. I also suggest they come over to the fence and let her sniff every once and a while and pet her. she is incredibly freindly, so once she knows you she doesnt bark. Once you arent a stranger anymore, the barking stops. The only neighbor she barks at now is the one that apparently is afraid of her. I have asked them repeatedly to stop by and say hi (I ask when they are out from across the fences) to her so they arent annoyed by her (translation: so 'I" am not annoyed by her) but they decline every time. but then again these are also annoying and slightly rude people. they have 3 large breed dogs, so I know they arent afraid of dogs... So talk to your neighbor. I am sure the barking annoys him too. introduce yourself to both, and dont be a stranger to the dog and after a short while I am sure the barking will stop. If that still doesnt work, I suggest the silenced .22 Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

That's with a double action revolver... a single action revolver requires the hammer to be pulled back manually, so it's possible that pending ID of the weapon as a DA, it could be loaded. I guess that's why a large number of people are shot with 'unloaded' guns every year... No, doesnt matter whether its a single or double. when you cycle the hammer, the cylinder WILL rotate. I have yet to see a revolver that is rotated by the trigger directly (and not the hammer mechanics). but then again, we are all missing the point. BOOOOOOBIES!!!! YAY! and its just plain stupidity that kills those freaks. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Has she adopted the attitude of "no keeping score" and "no nitpicking"? Mine did. If I call her out on something once, I am nitpicking. Cant do that, its bad. If I save them up and caller her out on it later, I'm "keeping score". WTF???? I still love her tho'. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Hopefully you dont have any of the newer white ink... doesnt go away with laser treatments from what I have heard. Something about reflecting the laser energy instead of absorbing it. can you say SUUUUCKS? Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

you arent gonna like the answer... the article below is making the rounds today... (as a pro in this field, I have been using this method for the last 18 months as its the only guaranteed way to fix... spent too many wasted hours trying in vain to remove the crap. oh what I wouldnt do for an hour in a room with a rubber hose and one of these idiots that put this crap out) http://www.theregister.com/2006/04/05/ms_security_mea_culpa/ in short... "The latest types of malware are so potent that organisations should forget about trying to cleanse infected systems, a top Microsoft security officer has advised. Mike Danseglio, a program manager in Microsoft's security group, said firms should think about establishing a process for backup and recovering rather than relying on anti-virus tools as a way of recovering from malware infection. "When you are dealing with rootkits and some advanced spyware programs, the only solution is to rebuild from scratch. In some cases, there really is no way to recover without nuking the systems from orbit," Mike Danseglio, a program manager in Microsoft's security group, told a security conference in Florida." Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Many hugs, prayers and kisses from me and my boxer, Tessa. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Lilacs. I LOVE The smell of lilacs. grew up with dozens of bushes around the family property... got one from those planted in my new front yard. I see buds on it now, so I cant wait! Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Or just do what I do... I found that most of my dealings with out of country buyers were more of a headache than it was worth. I block all bids outside the US, and its much easier on everyone. last time I shipped something out of the country, it "disapeared" right after it crossed the border into Canada. took 3 more weeks for the buyer to get his stuff, and we were both sweating it. Luckilly he was an understanding fellow, and since I kept him in the loop it all worked out. I have about given up on ebay though. too many idiots. bought a cell phone from a guy last month to replace my crappy phone that died ... arrived DOA, took 3 weeks and a paypal claim to pry the cash from the guy's hands. He always claimed he didnt get half my emails demanding the return, etc, yet replied to my buddies asking questions (thinking they were potential buyers) via the same ebay messagig system.... ...And the brand new backpack I bought new from an army navy store two hours away from me. I bought it, expected it to be here 3 or 4 days later since it was 1 shipping day away, a brick and mortar store with decent feedback #s, etc. I find out a week later they dont order thier auction items from the distributor until somebody actually BUYS the item (yep, they auction what they CAN get, not what they have on hand, probably thanks to some shady "how to make free $$ on ebay without any cash" book). I get the package TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AFTER I SENT THE PAYPAL PAYMENT. What do I do? I leave negative feedback for crappy service, failure to follow ebay guidelines, etc. Then get dinged for the negative feedback I left because I didnt read the terms on thier ebay STORE (not the auction itself) that I didnt even visit to buy the damn auction item! Ebay used to be great, until the masses of idiots and half-wits that shouldnt even own a computer started ebaying. Even putting "$10 flat shipping" still gets me "how much to ship it to georgia?" questions. Stick a fork in me. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

speaking of finding stuff that shouldnt be in your food... this one was VERY minor, and we werent comped very welll , but I THINK I found a secret ingredient. So I am pigging out at O'Charleys with my wife and inlaws on thier chips and salsa. I have always loved thier salsa because it has a nice smoky flavor to it. Now I go to take a big dip of salsa and something doesnt look right. out of the salsa comes a big old hunk of bacon. It appears to be cooked, yet soggy, kinda like how you would expect bacon in baked beans. Anyway we flagged down our server and innocently asked if there was SUPPOSED to be bacon in it. She apologized profusely and brought us out more, and comped us for the chips. Now, I am not complaining that they only gave us free chips. I would have been happy with just a fresh thing of salsa. But every time I eat there, I taste the smoky flavor of the salsa and wonder if it wasnt a secret seasoning that should have been removed, kinda like the bay leaf is. hmmmmmmmmm...... Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

may not be the same, but here is what it sounds like to me.... Thinking of selling a car or another valuable item through an online auction or your newspaper’s classified section? If so, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), the nation’s consumer protection agency, wants you to know about check overpayment scams. According to FTC officials, the scams work like this: Someone responds to your posting or ad, and offers to use a cashier’s check, personal check or corporate check to pay for the item you’re selling. At the last minute, the so-called buyer (or the buyer’s “agent”) comes up with a reason for writing the check for more than the purchase price, and asks you to wire back the difference after you deposit the check. You deposit the check and wire the funds back to the “buyers.” Later, the check bounces, leaving you liable for the entire amount. The checks are counterfeit, says the FTC, but good enough to fool unsuspecting bank tellers. http://www.sfcu.org/security/check.html Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

I'll do my best... but since somebody beat me to my crowd pleaser (the steering wheel).... Monica Lewensky... so she's been out of the news for a while... She takes a dress into the dry cleaner's and says she needs her dress dry cleaned. Now the owner of the place is a bit hard of hearing so he says "come again?" She says, "Nope. its orange juice!" a guy is down to his last $5,000. He goes to church and God says "go to Vegas!". He goes to the Blackjack tables and god says "bet it all. He does and gets a 5 and a 3.. 8. God says "take a hit" he does, and gets a 5... 13. God says "take a hit" he does, and gets a 4... 17. God says "take a hit" he does, and gets an ace... 18. God says "take a hit" he does, and gets a deuce... 20. God says "take... a.... hit...." he does, and gets another ace... 21!!! God says "UNBELEIVABLE!!!!!" (ok, that one is a bit subtle, and probably loses a bit by not being able to actually TELL the joke. an old (105 years old) retired british army officer is being visited by some people, who ask him to tell them a story of his military days. He said "We were deep in the african jungle, and the natives that were carrying our belongings were getting tired, so we took a rest." " Just then, a tiger jumped out of the bushes.... RAAAAAAWRRRRR!... I shit myself!" One of the people listening said "Gee sir, I cant say I blame you for doing that. I would have done that too if a tiger jumped out at me!" So the old man said "No, not back then... just now when i went RAAAAWR!" Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

and how they knew that "Mike" was from the gulf coast. Sorry, but in making a call like that, it seems to be an odd bit of info to leave. It just doesnt add up. fishy.... and gossipy... welcome to the internet. (but at least i'm honest about it. :) ) And of course everyone BUT the great houdini himself (and "Mike" )has piped up, which doesnt leave us with a confident feeling. Not that he is required to make a statement to us, but still... Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!

Prayers AND vibes on the way... I know they work first hand. My grandmother was on her death bed right after christmas. Wasnt expected to live. After the vibes and prayers started, she turned around. She's now home and putting around just fine. (and no messages bursting my bubble you trolling asshats... I honestly dont care if you dont think it works) Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO!