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Jessica McClintock smellls like some one took the magnolia flower and put it in the bottle, so yes you do know what it smells like and I have loved that since I was in High School one of my vclose friends wore it and every day Avery new that I was going to sniff her neck in first period I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

c'mon bill, you could carry a gun and investigate Art Bell and have a HOT partner like scully I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Well, I got the missle part right, at least... Corrected, and thanks! Ciels- Michele I forgive you this time I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Jessica McClintock (sp?) smells like magnolia blossoms

Quick GREENIES delete this post... all of it or we will never hear the end of it from AggieDave I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

cgross, thanks, you beat me too it. I really hope that everyone here really doesn't have that much faith in the press. A reporter always thinks that his informant in (insert gov't agency) is better in formed than the other sources of other reporters, and how often does the media fly off the mandle and hang someone because their source said so only to find out later that the info wasl errounous, anyone remember Richard Jewel? As we all know, the media is a self righteous lot and are not know to redress their errors. Do you really believe that law enforcement does not use these traits of the press to their advantage, that they do not release specific and in some cases false information (called aruse I think, and also used in chess) until the timing is right in which the information will help the investigation? The politicians use the press regularly to control spin, with carefully thought out "leaks". Do we really think that our elected officials are the only ones smart enough to do that? And Michelle, it was a hellfire missile, not a sidewinder, hellfires are laser guided, the AIM-9 sidewinder is a heat seeker I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

I no longer have the problem, I just say fiance. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made mybig mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. " Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that!" I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. you got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?" The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said "You tell me, expert." I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE - SOME NEW ONES 1. Jesus loves you ... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me," 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America...Now speak English I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Please , if you are really retiring, drop in on the skydiving history and trivia foruma and share, there are numerous skydivers on here who have only been invovled in the sport for a few years and we really enjoy learning from you guys. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Long live King George II I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Sunshine, methinks that you could be on to something, I also have a sneaky suspiscion that this thread will never make it far from the top. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

You seem to respect the man , yet you force him to spend money? You and I both know that he now has to go and buy a new Resistol/Stetson, cause his head is a growing I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

RevJim, quite, I think that I hear the beer in the fridge calling your name, quick run and fetch one, go out in your snow filled yard and piss your name in the snow... not so bored now are we I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Don't you mean psychotic? and yes Lisa, I am following you I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

only if I can come up with the $386.50 for airfare, this getting married thing that I am doing sure is sucking up the creative money, but hey at least I can still go to my home DZ I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

uh, isn't the ceasar dressing a little on the fatty side, I may be wrong but I thought that ceasar, ranch and 1000 Isalnd were ones to stay away from. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Hey, you must be psychotic or something, I was just thinking that, you're good Ms. Cleo I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Kerry, this has been going on in America for a while now, people ride their bicycles, fall off and get hurt and want to blame someone else, so now there are laws in certain places(ie California, were all the wierdos live) that require yuo to wear a helmet if you ride a bicycle. Not to mention the censorship of Television and radio, because the government does not believe that I, as a citizen, posess the ability to make the right choice for myself. Oops, you have touche da nerve on that one I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Beavis voice] I'd do her[/Beavis voice] I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

So, how you doin? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

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Jeff, don't sweat it, he did his tandem with Outz with Tadpole as vidiot and me lurking, at HMBVI, he knows that I am and expert drink... er Skydiver I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

Dude, that may be the case in your locale, I am going on what a skydiving friend of mine who happens to be an attorney enlightened us to last fall, and was agreed to/supported by two or three others who practice law in this state, there is a term that I refuse to use in a public forum for what an attorney needs to say to sway the courts ruling in these decisions. But as far as I have heard, every DZO I have come in contact with fears this phrase like the plague. I guess that geographical differences have a stonger signifigance then we realize. Yet again, why I think that this is a tired peice of evidence and should be left out of all discusions concerning BSR's and Group membership. I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle