JohnnyMarko

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Am I late to seeing this? hahaha this is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGWiZLy0YuI

Pensky not after my parking ticket I got today plus I'm only moving about 8 blocks

I am just bumping my own threads like crazy....cause I know how much you guys love me... Anyone in the Denver area wanna help me move this weekend? I have free beer*..... *must help me move my 55 gallon cichlid tank...450lbs of water, 200lbs of rock, and some very feisty fish...oh and some mattresses and couches....oh and all in the back of my Jeep....

Ha, I thought the same thing....fuuuuuuuuck

It's the um, angle of the um, specs of the endline for the rotary, girder....

Bump When will I learn?!?!? No Parking means No Parking! Not even 2 feet worth of bumper There goes my beer money for the weekend

Do they claim to make their own gloves? Causssseee...... http://www.awoskydiving.com/gloves/5.jpg ETA: oh my god all their 'logo' stuff looks like it was made in Microsoft Paint

How is the copyright on the page 2048?

Nice to know if I ever need a knee, or if I ever want to be gunned down in the street. Well, since you mention it, Cleveland has a higher homicide rate than Chicago. As do Miami, Memphis, St. Louis, Kansas City, Birmingham, Orlando, Detroit, New Orleans, Baltimore, Atlanta, Little Rock, Indianapolis, Columbus (OH), OK City, Baton Rouge, Jackson, Oakland... But Chicago has better hospitals (and universities). Ill take your chicago hospitals and raise you houston hospitals. http://health.usnews.com/best-hospitals/rankings Denver has some of the best medical facilities I've been in . Except, for some reason you have to be 21+ to get in...

What is the reason for young people starting families so young in this country when they can't barely afford to live by themselves? ..Did I just hijack my own thread?

Are you fucking serious? You don't take risks but you'll make a phone call during a skydive? Jesus, stay across the pond... Are you American living in Sweden? I thought you would've sensed the deliberate irony in my statement. Not that it's completely without truth, but you did take the bait there pal. Swede in Merica

The thing is, some of my posts have been very sarcastic or ironic (obviously I know that because I wrote them), so you're not really in a position to tell someone else they're not being sarcastic when only they can know if they're being sarcastic. To think you can is rather ironic in itself, especially as it proves all the more that you don't get sarcasm or irony. 1) I doubt I'll ever do BASE because I don't like to take risks. 2) You're right about one thing - I don't take skydiving seriously at all unlike most of the repliers on this thread. Skydiving is meant to be fun and I've ended up in an argument on here with a bunch of uptight protective egotists with too much to say and are probably part of the "superior" 1000+ jump clique on DZs that like to exclude the novices. What I do take seriously, though, is skydiving safety, hence why I posted this topic.But not skydiving itself. I do skydiving for fun, not for seriousness. 3) *clap clap* You're American and can do sarcasm. I'm impressed. Are you fucking serious? You don't take risks but you'll make a phone call during a skydive? Jesus, stay across the pond...

I've always loved Skullcandy... They've got a huge variety of styles/price ranges/and quality... I love my 50/50's. Big sound, comfortable fit, ~$50, and the mic has pause, next, back features which is good for bikes or runs Skullcandy Earbuds

you gotta elaborate! It's a long story....one I can't legally talk about............

Holy shit!? This is in General? I thought this was a bonfire thread the whole time.. Oh lawd

And you want to take a selfie....I guess that proves age is just a number. ^this - yet another example of when Americans don't get irony/sarcasm. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

And you want to take a selfie....I guess that proves age is just a number. You win the internet today

I was testing rail on the KCS in Monroe a couple of months back. I do know a few railroaders who do know the Robertson. None of these guys had anything nice to say about them. They are basically yuppies. The house they show on the TV show is a prop. These guys live in mansions. The beards were grown for the show. It is what it is, a scripted show. It really is funny how some people can believe that these guys are true back woods rednecks that live a simple life. http://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/willie-robertsons-house-duck-dynasty/view/?service=0 I've only watched 3 or 4 episodes but the opening shot, as I recall, is of a huge mansion. In one show Willie was complaining to his mom, Kay, about hauling her goats in his $70K Cadillac Escalade. Most folks I know like the show because they are Christian homeboys that done good and love their families. Those good ole boy homies are back in the news.. doubling down with all that "christian" love. http://news.msn.com/pop-culture/new-anti-gay-remarks-by-duck-dynasty-star-emerge And? Anyone surprised? Good for him sticking to his morals.

Ever jump a Spectre? Silhouette?

Today, someone could walk into a police station and vaporize hash oil in an e-cig and go undetected... Wouldn't it still smell? (Excuse my naivety, I actually don't use drugs) When you vaporize, you heat it only enough to, well vaporize the active ingredients. Ideally it doesn't burn so there isn't any smoke so the odors are much less then when you smoke it. Key words = much less.....still smells like Mary J, and people will notice

I bet the people at PD would be of great help to you.... http://www.performancedesigns.com/contactus.asphttp://www.performancedesigns.com/contactus.asp

Gary Busey's bathroom...

Oh, no doubt that's what he means, but what's gone over his head is that the people opposed to saner pot laws don't give a fuck if the person directly overdosed, or if they hurt themselves in their impaired state. The end result is the same. The cause is still the same. Likewise, few people die from alcohol poisoning. Tens of thousands die from their actions in that state. Is it irrational to accept that alcohol carnage (133 deaths in CO in a single year), yet continue to ban pot because of a much smaller number of incidents? Of course. But one thing that the movement had going for it was a death rate that was pretty much zero, at least aside from the crime elements of the illegal trade, and some problems around robberies at the medical pot distributors. That disappeared in a hurry. I can see the TV ads already - little 8yo Suzie comes home and sees a plate of attractive looking brownies on the counter top. Edibles have long been an essential need for the medical patients, but I can see an outcome (compromise, potentially, in some states) where they won't be saleable items, and people must buy weed and prepare it themselves. Gosh I hope not...already enough dumbasses blowing up the neighborhood trying to go all "Breaking Bad" with hash oil.

Alright, if you insist on playing this retarded game, let's review: "But we're only a few months into 2014 and there have been multiple incidents around the baked stuff where you can easily overconsume." Suck it. Perpetuating the game...but I think he means OD directly from weed...not get high and jump off a fucking building, not get high and walk into traffic, not get high and shoot your wife in front of your kids (I hate that story, don't look it up), but get high and pass out on your couch and die