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  1. JohnnyMarko
    I'm sorry, Bob. I forgot no fun was allowed in SC.... Obviously.....
  2. JohnnyMarko
    There should be a test on how to do this. If you fail, you can't post....it's pretty frackin easy... ETA: you need a subscription to read the article
  3. JohnnyMarko
    Little green army men... So many uses and games you can play with those...including adding some gasoline and fireworks if your parents aren't home
  4. JohnnyMarko
    The one where all my pins and handles are in the same place they were when I did a gear check on the ground.
  5. JohnnyMarko
    you must not have met my boyfriend
  6. JohnnyMarko
    Me? Test women? Nope
  7. JohnnyMarko
    This wasn't you was it? Ugh, I thought I had that video removed
  8. JohnnyMarko
    ummmmmmmmm
  9. JohnnyMarko
    I bow down to your badass-ery.... Got scared at Six Flags Fright Fest, and it was at that time I decided to sell my rig and quit skydiving as I could no longer live up to the skydiver name
  10. JohnnyMarko
    It's probably as you already surmised, your response. Here let me help you with a wee bit of more appropriate entertainment I don't get it
  11. JohnnyMarko
    I'm not sure what's more pointless.... This thread, or me taking the time to respond
  12. JohnnyMarko
    I still think you and Kallend would make such a cute couple.... QUAAAAAAAAADE!!!! QUAAAADE!!! QUADE!!! He broke an SC rule. You can't post links without giving some context!!!!
  13. JohnnyMarko
    Thanks for playing
  14. JohnnyMarko
    First, acquire a boner Second, ask TSA to skip those xray scanners in exchange for a pat down Third, don't fly commercial with your sky-rig
  15. JohnnyMarko
    Here's a pic of the new ink....I'm hoping someone can guess the type of tree it is, otherwise, well that kinda sucks.... Regardless, I love it and it's a great start to my half sleeve ETA: it's only 5 days old, so it be still healin'
  16. JohnnyMarko
    Is English your first language?
  17. JohnnyMarko
    Is that a pool noodle in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
  18. JohnnyMarko
    Who the h still uses a hotmail account?
  19. JohnnyMarko
    Did you check your asshole the next morning? That's not the only thing he should check.................
  20. JohnnyMarko
    Filled with lots of grilling, got some new ink, drank way to much at the Denver Tour De Fat, grilled some more, drank some more.... I would do anything to go back home and sleep instead of being at my desk right now
  21. JohnnyMarko
    tough crowd today....
  22. JohnnyMarko
    I laughed at this one.... where she sparred with a heckler over a joke she made about Helen Keller... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAD-ky3TYQk That, Billy, was fucking hilarious
  23. JohnnyMarko
    So? Which do you prefer? Im a guy, and I am LITTLE SPOOOON
  24. JohnnyMarko
    Bro, that wasn't head down....IT WAS ATMO!!!! Atmo is so different, you have no clue bro. Do you have 5000 tandems in Huh-vy-eee?!
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    OH NOOOO!

    JohnnyMarko replied to hcsvader's topic in The Bonfire

    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii think he bats for my team