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  1. JohnnyMarko
    Oh STL....I wish I had the energy to type the full story of trying to carry my rig on there... long story short, had a hell of time getting into terminal 1 with my rig, only to realize (extremely hungover) that I needed to be in terminal 2 that airport is a fucking joke
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    Shit you not, some of the best sushi I've ever had is out of a food cart in downtown Denver...seriously...if anyone has any doubts, come on over between 11-3 and I'll buy http://www.yelp.com/biz/yatai-food-cart-denver
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    But didn't your BF get jealous? He was there watching...our entire group busted into laughter when the stripper bragged to me that she "gave a gay guy a semi once", to which I quickly replied "don't get your hopes up"
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    Dayum! Sounds like you got your money's worth! Yep, takes a lot of scrubbing to get rid of all that glitter. Get rid of it? The glitter was my favorite part
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    I was in Vegas for the Super Bowl and my straight buddies dragged me to Sapphire one night...of course they thought it would be hilarious to buy me a lap dance...awkwwwward
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    Likely doing tandems without a current medical?
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    And it is already sold out....
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    This is the 4th year they're doing it... Huck-It! makes a tandem base rig
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    Thanks Rick. Busy is good...ever since I quit jumping I've traded crazy weekends jumping/packing for crazy weekends of other activities
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    There's no way you thought that would last.... Problem: Socks that fit too tight or are too loose. Solution: Shoe size specific socks....or wear sandals
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    oh does it ever...landed at our last bar right as the Rockies game was ending...couple thousand people + lots of booze + me trying to break up a cat fight = Johnny covered in blood...its a long story
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    I had quite the weekend... Camping with the hubby and pup up at Rabbit Ears Pass Pedal Pub bike crawl down in the city for my cuz's b-day and watched the fireworks after the Rockies game New ink New fish and new LEDs for said fish tank
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    Damn turd is giving a speech in the park right by my house screwin' up traffic and such....
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    That doesn't make sense. You should take some of your own advice.... To the OP, a lot of things determine opening force...canopy type, canopy size, your weight, container, body position, pack job, etc...are you asking for a specific reason? Are you looking to start jumping but have a bum clavicle?
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    And what have you contributed to the forums, oh great wise asshole?
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    Has anyone else seen this hilarious ad across the top of the dz.com site for Squirrel Wingsuits? Its the Squirrel logo, with two guys on each end with their mouth open bobbing their heads back and forth I piss myself every time I see...I have to assume it's a joke
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    I see those all over Colorado...there's a new Jag rolling around downtown Denver covered in that shit
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    Uh... really??? kinda...no idea who Dennis Wilson is, Keith Moon, or Mama Cass Elliot
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    Who were all those people?
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    this thread is ridiculous...
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    http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4627434;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread
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    Everyone thinks I'm an alien since (one) of my scars from my appendectomy is on my left side, the other two in the middle...everyone tells me the appendix should be on the right side
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    wait til you're older ETA: I should probably put a reason with that...I got started young, loved it for a while, but in my opinion it's not normal for a 16 year old to skydive...I started when I was 18 and spent almost every weekend at the DZ trying to fit in with 30-40 somethings when I should have been back in the dorms doing stupid shit with people my own age, getting drunk, etc... I love skydiving, but there's a right time and right place...grow up a bit, make your own money, and when you don't have to ask your mom for a ride to the DZ, then may be a good time.
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    The mister and I enjoyed some beautiful hiking up on Guanella Pass, got caught in a snowstorm around 12,000ft Then back in the city, we live about 2 blocks from the Botanic Gardens where we're members and there is a Chihuly exhibit going on all throughout the gardens...so cool
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    right up there with painting BRICK FIREPLACES!!!