Deuce

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  1. Um. That Hasseldork video is amazingly bad. The German People have fallen. Notice he's in a right hand drive. American chick would simply not put up with that shit. Not mine, at least. Yick. So how about that Soul Cough remix and where I can pay for it on a download?
  2. That's it, but not the specific remix I was thinking of. I think it was the radio remix. Argh.
  3. The meds are helping. Geeze, do you even know the song I'm talking about? It was a club mix, and somewhere in it there's this baritone saying/singing "Step aside and let the man go through (pronounced ebonically as "fru), let the man go through" Argh. It's killing me.
  4. Who the heck wrote that, or mixed it. I'm thinking it's from the 80's. I've got it stuck in my head and I need to name the culprit. Thank you. That is all.
  5. Ugh. You shoulda never have done that. Now you 'll have to go and fly camera at other dropzones. Honestly, I love camera flying and sometimes like doing tandems. I have a serious 4 way team I fly camera for, but they are off my home DZ. Same for the Holiday Boogie when I was doing that. Do your best to stay in the camera rotation. JP
  6. I'll cruise my K1200RS up to 140-150. Super stable, really smooth. Fastest was a while ago on a friends GSXR1000. That thing went from 0-160-0 in about a quarter mile. OHMIGOD kinda fast. Used to drive cop cars about 130 regularly. Bestest cop car EVER was the Chevy Caprice that was based off the Impala SS. Like a Corvette that sat six.
  7. It depends completely upon whether a reflective gay guy responds quickly.
  8. Jaden, this is irony. Sorry to offend your seriousness. But open oosing sores between a prostitutes feet are worth reflecting upon.
  9. Who's in public? Elitist. I am, SoCal, (or is it CO now?) A compete inspection.
  10. Forgive me, but that is just such a crock of horse merde. I was an American Policeman for 13 years. When the merde hits the fan I wanted all the gorillas bigger than me to show up and fix things (I'm 2m, 100Kg). The whole "calming down" crap had no place there. Any police officer, man or woman, who could contribute to controlling things was welcome, and we had many fierce women. Our women did not "bring calm and sensitivity" they brought novel entres to attack. Smarter, more efficient ways of detaining people. I have a VERY dynamic woman on my 4 way team who is exceptionally tough. I'm the camera flier, so I watch the way she flies her booties and drops her position. If everybody is over-rotating, yes you need more strength to stop blocks. The real answer is to stop needing muscular grabs to stop the blocks. So, my observation is like in everything else, women fly smarter versus flying more muscular. Just like Connie Krusi flies tandems smarter than me and I muscle them more. And she will last longer.
  11. Bah. I still have more shame hits than anyone in the history of the skydiving internet. You silly vache-fetching French-Canadian Keniggit.
  12. See, the bottom line is that there are no problems, only solutions. Heroin is the solution to not enough unplanned pregnancies and Meth is the solution to too many teeth. "Dude, I can't see his pupils at all"
  13. Bah. You are all wannabe train spotters. Mexican tar is way cooler because it is so much more unpredictable. The coolest thing you will ever see is an addict who had OD'd on smack who is brought (brung?) back from the edge by a neato drug called Narcan. Just like in the movie Pulp Fiction. BANG! Right into the heart! "You fuckers! You wrecked my high! Every time.
  14. When I started my career, back in the revolver era, China White was still around. Seems like all the hip junkies are shooting the tar these days. Can somebody describe the difference in onset of symptoms, general buzz, etc. between them?
  15. Poking at the best 4-way fliers is fun. Dangerous, but fun! "Why you blaking my bawls, Hans?"
  16. How many original members of the band do you have to use to use the band's original name? http://www.onyx4.org/aboutonyx.html See you there!
  17. Virtually all my sport jumps are on Spectre's. I really think it's the most versatile canopy out there, and checking the list of hardcore camera fliers, I'm in good company. That said, I was telling the story of my first reserve ride this weekend, and it was because my Spectre violently spun up on deployment. It was funny because as I looked up at the mess and the sky-ground-sky-ground view I thought to myself, self "SPECTRE'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!!!" There are frame grabs of it somewhere in here. And when I downsized from a 170 to a 150 I crashed so bad most folks were surprised I didn't break both my femurs. (Thank God for mud). So, the main difference at the same wingloading is that a Sabre will glide a little farther and swoop a little longer, but a Spectre sinks a little faster and is easier to put into tight landing areas. Spectres also have a reputation for softer openings in general, but can also break your neck if not packed properly. There is no such thing as a safe or "safer" canopy. Some are more demanding than others, but they all will kill you if you don't operate them correctly. And then again, you can get killed under your parachute doing everything right. It is not a roller coaster ride.
  18. How many points on average to dominate in this class?
  19. Once you have filled out your profile, I have some very good adviice for you. JP
  20. Hey, Bob, you were exemplary at the service and at the wake. I was lucky in that Shannon knew exactly how I felt about her. There was nothing left unsaid between us except to say goodbye. Keeping that communication current makes things easier when somebody leaves us unexpectedly. Bob, I think your effusive love for Shannon and how loved you made her feel is an example for us all. I took the opportunity yesterday to let a few people know how important they are, and how they make the world better. It's a good idea for all of us to take inventory of our lives and make sure we keep the special people dusted off and aware of our affection. The attached photo was one Shannon hated. We were at Perris at one of the memorial day boogies (argh, memorial day) and she rodeo'd me in my Birdman suit. (Cameras backward on helmet) A ton of DZ.commers were on the load and it was hilarious. She had the hardest time getting stable on me and we barrel-rolled several times, but she wasn't letting go. She shot the trackers out of the sky. My grief is not for Shannon, but for me. I miss her and I'm still in the angry phase of my loss. She lit up the hangar. People would buzz "Shannon's here!" when she showed up. What a blessing. I'm so lucky to have known her so well. Argh.
  21. Yeah, that's why I posted them. I know how people from other parts of the country and elsewhere can't believe what RE costs out here. And that listing is pretty much a STARTER home. The good news is the amount of equity you can generate, but first time homebuyers out here eat a lot of mac and cheese.