Deuce

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  1. Well, those are exceptionally powerful boobs. Brown eyed girls have very powerful boobs.
  2. You just got an answer from one of the camera guys that know and respect. So consider going for it.
  3. No. Not lower. Just more nonsensical and annoying.
  4. It'a a GOVERNMENT massage parlor. We got standards.
  5. http://www.co.contra-costa.ca.us/depart/hr/ I can give you a full-time $11 an hour job from September 1 to November 6 if you cover your tattoos and pull out your face peircings. PM me.
  6. GREAT! I can be the first to launch a JATO powered Ford Courier off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
  7. Chromeboy has the coolest animation on the site. Dissent with this fact will not be tolerated.
  8. Super Dave, I disagree with you here. When you know something is a "starter", knowing that you're moving on with the whatever, "starter" money is wasted. $150 for starter camera you outgrow in a month. Now you need the "real" camera and you're out the $150. It's like canopies. You buy a brand new custom color job loaded at .75, you're going to miss that money when you want to get closer to 1.00. My advice is just to get a beater "real" camera for $150. Anybody seen one of those skycams used? Is it because they're great and noone wants to sell them, or because they get broke? I have never seen one in person, I don't have a stake. They are probably the answer for someone who wants to take some fun pictures, but doesn't want to fly a camera. It's getting late in the week and I'm losing focus because I need and air-bath fix.
  9. The JATO was strapped into the bed of his Courier pickup or something. That is my all time favorite. I figure on that one, when you get to heaven all the saints are crowded up at the gate just to get a look at you. "Is that the rocket-truck guy?" St. Peter cracking up so bad he can't even talk. Just waves you in. Everybody shouting "Hey, RT! What up?"
  10. Go BIG Clay. A linked 500 way out of a C-5 Galaxy!
  11. Nothing wrong with it at all. It's just new so some people don't know about it (C'mon, it's true) and it costs a little more to have developed, and some 1 hour places can't do it. The little lens on the camera in questions can't compete against a nice 35mm SLR lens for image quality.
  12. Ah. Well, before you drop serious bucks you might want to go on a road trip. Whats a couple of states in your neck of the woods? They're all pretty dinky out there. Fill up the Pinto and drive.
  13. While driving in Montana. (Where it's illegal to drive drunk, but legal to drive while drinking)
  14. Bring a case of beer. Big Ears, Small Mouth (listen more than you talk) Practice the dive flow at least a hundred times before you do it, so that you're not trying to remember it. This changes from DZ to DZ. Exit, arch, heading, altimeter, arch-reach-touch. (repeat to 6K, deep breath) 5-5, wave-off, arch-reach-THROW! Pull on time stable. You've read our posts, how hard could it be?
  15. Have your local gear store fit you and show you swatches. My local dealer, Bonnie at Gravity Gear, has great artistic skill and has designed tons of rigs and jumpsuits. These folks, like Skybytch, etc. also know when cool new fabrics come out that may not be reflected in the catalogs. They also have the fabric samples you need to look for. Don't underestimate having someone else use the tape measure. I can think of very few things worse than waiting three months for a custom rig, and then having to send it right back without jumping it cause it didn't fit right. Oh, and don't underestimate the superior fit and comfort of the Wings harness and container system. (that one's for Gareth)
  16. Quade, have they broken ground on the Perris tunnel yet?
  17. What are the two most frequently heard last words of a drunk man? "Watch this"
  18. What's the sheep equivalent for rufenol? Unconscious sheep! Yikes, that never occurred to me.
  19. So? Does he know how to use it on.......humans? Stipulation: Live Human Adults
  20. Thanks all. Got through the whole thing without yelling "BEER!" "What special qualities do you bring to this position?" You can see my ab muscles when I wear my RW suit? I buy general purpose beer once a month to cover firsts? You should see my sit! We'll see. Thanks for the vibe.
  21. THIS bureaucrat job has both a door AND a window. Send out the mojo, baby!
  22. In your photo editor resize the image to 64 X 64 or whatever is close to that size.
  23. And patrons are going to be pissed when you give them that weird roll of APS film to have developed (muy precio)
  24. Clay, I read you're planning to start shooting for money, and those cameras aren't up to it. Bite the bullet and get a used Canon.
  25. I'll hold him down while you noogie him.