Deuce
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Let me guess, designer jeans, spandex shirt, a taco of a cowboy hat and some sort of yuppy beer, right? A picture of Deuce in the Cowboy Action Shooting getup is called for.... This can only end with us arguing about whose is bigger ya know.
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Only place I ever found unconditional love was from my daughters.
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i'll take both of you on, and i'll go solo. you don't know about us texas boyz!!! (Deuce floats in the water, looking at the bait. Just emerged from an hour long greivance hearing with a labor rep that insisted his employees don't have to call in sick, they can just not show up. Not enough energy to take on an honorable representative of the Lone Star state, he smile's and says) Hey, Pop, buy you a beer?
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Ethics In Relationships (Was "What makes a man desirable to women?")
Deuce replied to Zennie's topic in The Bonfire
Yeah, I had a discussion about this in Perris on the floor of the Van (God, I love climb to altitude talks), anyhow, I'll tolerate just about anything with an interested smile that doesn't require a fistfight. And that's just about everything. -
Team sport? (Deuce is jumping up and down holding hand WAY up Horshak style) Me! Me! Pick me Seb!
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Hey Bro! Thanks for the pictures. I like the one where Michele is asking Sebazz to make me stop touching her butt.
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Cheers.
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Come on, Guppieman, how about now? In the post September 11 world, what society tolerates dissent more?
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Super deal! Thanks for sharing the good mojo!
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Why is a disagreement "not tolerating dissent"? Is one person having an opinion with which another disagrees equal to intolerance? I'm sure this will be chopped up into little segments with others on the forum 'reading my mind' but seriously, if one person wants it to be a holiday, another asks why, and gets an answer, what's the point in trying to prove the person is an idiot for having that opinion? In what society is dissent tolerated more?
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Ethics In Relationships (Was "What makes a man desirable to women?")
Deuce replied to Zennie's topic in The Bonfire
Well, there's that, and for some there is also the acknowledgment that your life will be judged once you're dead. (Church lady voice) "Who would be tempting you do to the nasty with that little vixen, hmmmmm? Could it be......SATAN? -
HEY! Where's the pictures?
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Yeah, I gotta agree with this. I'm a marrying kind of guy, been with the same woman 18 years, 16 married (anniversary this year's on Friday the 13th-a joke there somebody) never cheated. But- committed bachelors get the most boom-boom from married women on cruises with their girlfriends. The fling factor of women on "girls night out" trips and stuff like that is absurd.
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Pfwah! My cousin had a 454 Corvette with sidepipes. Foolish/wonderful guy let me drive it when I WAS 16! He leant me his Corvette to go to 2 Junior proms and three Senior proms. (do the math on that one) It was pearl white. Oh, man, I'm squirming in my seat just remembering that beast. Yeah, that 454 was a real piece of sh*t. Bwahaha! Get a 1970 454 Stingray with sidepipes! (year may be incorrect for you Vette fanatics like Riggerob)
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Digital Cams: Nikon Coolpix 5700, Dimage 7i, or Nikon D100
Deuce replied to fxstudio's topic in Photography and Video
I'm thinking the point and shoots are out for paid work, the lenses probably aren't wide enough. Man, that D100 looks cool. Must resist.... must buy second rig before any other toy.... -
They sound EXACTLY like saddled horses. That's it! Girls like horses, sound like a horse, girls will like you!
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So paint some bolts on it's "neck"
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"Outlaws and stray dogs are what the pretty girls like" When I was a bright shiny new Deputy Sheriff out at the old Santa Rita jail, I was shocked and dismayed by all the gorgeous women who lined up every Sunday to visit their criminal menfolk. These guys mostly had no money, no class, and weren't even free, but they had hotties (often more than one) lined up (literally) to see them. That's when a grizzled old veteran Deputy gave me the line above. It's even cooler when a woman calls the cops cause her man is beating her to death and then attacks the cops with a knife when the doofus resists arrest. Hungry eyes. Hungry eyes defeat every other aspect of appearance. Not desperately starving, Viking, just really, really hungry for something good.
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Thank God for that double standard! (the man who resembles a shar-pei while laughing-see mugshot)
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Lots and lots of back hair.
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One word: Coaching. Sounds like you are at the point where you know what you're not doing well, so share that with a coach and get some video'd coached jumps. I will find a good flyer and pay their slot if they will put up with my newbieness and give me constructive feedback.
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Yeah, start with that. -I grew up with my mom and sisters, and now live with my wife and daughters, I have lived in the House of Estrogen my whole life, and I will die there- You're a perfect candidate for a virgin woman who wants to get married and not have sex until then. You'll be a pain to a woman in her mid 20's who'se been around the block, cause you're gonna be pestering her 10 times a day for the first month or two. In general, they hate it when you beg. If you haven't been saving it for someone special, go to Nevada, find a pro who you find attractive, and get it over with.
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I'm in Antioch, about 20 minutes from Byron. Dublin is right on the 580/680 exchange about 20 minutes from Byron too. The joke is that it is downhill from Pleasanton, cause all the people in Pleasanton look down on the people in Dublin. ( I guess everybody has to have a hobby) You gonna make the Byron Boogie Sept 27 - 29? I think we're looking at two KingAirs and a Van, maybe the helicopter. My home DZ's Byron, but I go to the freefly camps at Davis, and I video 4 way at Lodi. I'd like to get together with some of the invaders (lummy, cornholio, et al) at Monterey to visit the Sebazz and do some hybrids. Next time you've got a jump day scheduled let me know, I'd like to meet you.
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You're freaking me out. I hope the gloves were a clue, but yeah, that's them. The ice rink in Dublin. That's actually a bucket they push around learning to use the skates. Good eye!
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Pfah! They're lining up! Nothing like a hard-drinkin' first grader