Deuce
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This is why RW video flyers make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. If the grip doesn't show, it's because it wasn't video'd. "If you can't see the grip, the video must be shit"
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That's right out of the competition manual. All jumpers must have grabbers wrist grips to countenance the strategery.
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Thanks for posting them Cornhole! Jim Gold, who is the vidiot for the gold medal national crw team, is flying video on the lower left of the photo. He is clearly getting good video of his girlfriends butt.
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Boy, that one's sitting there like a turd in a punch bowl. SEB! This weekend at Byron?
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Well, just cause I care I made some phone calls. He's got several outstanding warrants, but none for California or Arizona, and none of the other states where he's wanted will pay for extradition. He will swerve to avoid snails crossing the road, though, so it might take a while to get back. Fresh tape, check. Fresh battery, check.
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Clay come through! Sheep where you are wear pantyhose?
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Oooh. My WIFE was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. Thanks for the flashback. When thin leather ties were cool.
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Somebody with a Monkey name please translate this from Nig-noggery to enlish for us un-monkified folks, please.
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Bingo. I might have/probably would have gotten a batrack or halfrack helmet (one of those has been discontinued I think) if I had been able to fly one. My local store had Aviators and Hawkeye LT's in stock to demo and that's what I got. Lisa, the demo program at Square One is as good as it could possibly get. It's scary-good. You can freakin try just about ANYTHING from jumpsuits to rigs and parachutes. The ONLY problem is not having a trunkload of cash. I try to never demo anything I can't buy right then.
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The all-time champeen funnel is still the one from the Perris Invasion '02. I think you saw that one last time you were up. The Matts' just tear the ass right out of the six way hybrid or whatever it was. Truly Stupendous. But I get to show the video of your first non-turbine jump missy! "What's that sound?!" "Uh, an airplane powered by an piston engine?" "How do we get out of that little door?" "Well, we open it and go through the hole" Love ya M! Hope to see you in Eloy!
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I'll get the tape to Matt later this week, he's gonna put it on his website probably. I gave him a roll of stills I shot, I'm dying to see how they came out. If they suck I'm sure you'll get to see them. I probably didn't get any stills of that aerial attack, though, my mouth was hanging open "Whafuh!" and it's hard to trip the shutteer like that
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I had the honor of flying video on Cornholio's 100th skydive on Sunday. It was a three point 8 way, if you count recovering from two phenomenal funnels as points. I do! This is a video you have to watch! The Corndog sets a 4 way base and then is attacked by a Kamikaze low-time freeflier masquerading in a gripper suit. It's amazing. He sets up about 10 feet behind and above Matt, and then just tracks right down onto Matts' back, bounces off and then through the middle of the base. Nothin' but net! The base recovers and all the jumpers complete the first point before break off. Thanks for having me along Matt!
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When I was really new, I tried to ask questions from my local vendors and didn't get sold to. So I measured myself and ordered online. Funny, now that I know these people from having spent so much time in the air with them over the last year, they give me great customer service. But they missed that initial big gear purchase. I think AFF grads should be briefed on equipment by the local vendor, and if that vendor is good, they can sell them appropriate new or used gear. Now that the manufacturers have my measurements, I just order through them. I got both my Wings rigs through Sunshine Factory, so I do most of my online shopping through them. JP
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Well, Q-dog, if you had ever jumped out of a freakin Cessna, and hung from the strut like a ghetto camera flyer, you'd have a great shot of M's front yard as she drops off. I do.
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The entire household, especially the espresso machine, sends its regards. You still go the power puff sticker on the bonehead? Eloy! Come on! Balloon jumps and biplane jumps and something referred to as "Nig-Noggery".
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Hey, Viking, if you're thinking about putting the camera you showed me at Perris on your head, think again. That very tough Nikon SLR is seriously heavy, and you'd need a Betts helmet to survive a rough opening with it up there. But don't sell it anyway.
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Emily is my buddy. As far as I know, we launched the first greased safe ever at Byron. Sorry about the news Any chance you're going to Eloy for the Holiday boogie the last weekend in December? JP, or Pepe, or whatever....
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Got you beat TG, I got power puff girl floormats in the back of my truck that were given to me by a Elsinore freefly skygod! Ha! They're only sparky when the sparkles fall out of my girls hair though...
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Not the devil. I'm intimately familiar with the devil and that's just not his style.
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Cool! Glad to see you! You don't have the ankle thing on. Yeah, my parole officer took it off for when I work. It was screwing with the plane's radio.
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I need to replace my Sega Saturn. What's the best system out there? First person adventure/shooters for me. Barbie Buys Clothes or whatever for my kids.
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Why do people even bother to live where the weather is like that? Temps in the mid 70's tomorrow at Byron. Clear blue skies, unlimited visibility. Remember Sam Kinison? He had the greatest rip on Ethiopia. "See this, this is sand. Nothing grows in sand. We don't need to send you food, we need to send you U-Haul's SO YOU CAN MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! Easier said than done, but MOVE TO WHERE THE BLUE SKY IS!
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This is the artist that did mine. Go to tattoos and then Cecelia. Look on the internet for somebody who has a style you like. http://www.momsbodyshop.com/momsweb/one.htm
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In Jamaica they sold this great product that was like half Vivarin and half Vicodone. So go to Jamaica. H0oo-whah! Uh, shots of tequila?
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The best stuff I ever used over the counter was Aleve, the other anti-inflamatory, I can't recall the generic name, begins with an A I think.... I suggest using one of those ice packs with the velcro. Those neoprene braces are great for keeping the joint warm and loose, but I've had the most success keeping inflamation down with ice and anti-inflammatories. Heat therapy has never worked for me. I've had multiple injuries to both knees, ankles, and feet. Staying off it long enough to let it heal is the hardest thing. Good luck! JP Kill me now. It's Naproxen.