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  1. Deuce
    You're breaking his heart. And his thin leather tie.
  2. Deuce
    Not tonight, have fun. Tell beaker I said hi.
  3. Deuce
    That is great news.
  4. Deuce
    Well, at least you come to the discussion with an open mind.
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    This is why, for anybody who can find a way, you should put your kids through private, charter, or parochial school. They can't have friends who are getting "F"s, cause those kids get cut. I spent an equal amount of time in both systems, and really liked not getting in fights in parochial school a lot better. I also had just about zero guidance cause my parents were busy with their own issues, so I ended up going to college just cause all my friends did.
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    Careful not to get run over by that short bus now, Remmie.
  7. Deuce
    How many days?
  8. Deuce
    My St. Mikes. The patron saint of Police Officers, Skydivers, and other dangerous professions.
  9. Deuce
    Super congrats!
  10. Deuce
    Do two seven-year-olds equal a 14-year-old? I think the answer is her peer group, and the other peer groups she is exposed to. That key club sounds like a great idea. Misery loves company, and slackers are always recruiting. It's easier to get C's if a large percentage of the kids are getting F's. "Well at least I'm not getting an F!" (Huff!) Funny. In my old job I'd arrest some guy for auto burglary and his reasoning would be "Well, at least I'm not out killing people!"
  11. Deuce
    THe D attaches with clips midway between the knee and the hip and has a velcro sandwich. Mine is custom huge and goes from midway between my wrist and elbow to midway between my knee and hip. Go to Quade's site and check his out. His is custom too, and I think has the same attachment.
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    It's hard. I think it's harder than 4 way. With a big wingsuit, you dig your arms down, like in a push-up, and drive forward with your legs. You want to see that chest strap. Some of the pros can get so deep they get the drogue, but most of those folks are sitflying. It's fun though. Fun Vampires!
  13. Deuce
    Yeah, that's good stuff. I'm at the getting into the fridge by themself part. I'm really looking forward to the getting into the liquor with their friends part.
  14. Deuce

    Post your AR....

    Deuce replied to Zeemax's topic in The Bonfire

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    Expensive and overkill, but oh-so-supercoolio. http://www.calumetphoto.com/syrinx/ctl?PAGE=Controller&ac.ui.pn=cat.CatItemDetail&ac.item.itemNo=IM20831&ac.cat.CatTreeSearch.detail=y&type=SPDSEARCH
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    Don't put ideas into his head. Can you imagine a Canadian speaking "Southron", but with a French accent ? It would sound almost "Python-esque". Don My man, it's been done. It's called Cajun. Etwah! (Or Etois!, whatever.)
  17. Deuce
    Both. Toys are better than men. They can't talk so they'll never say they're going to call when they have no intention of ever doing so. Spattered by the broad brush yet again! Bwah! I'm pretty sure a guy said he was going to call you and did just recently.
  18. Deuce
    It's got a DieHard battery in it. I have jumper cables. Are we talking about your new car, or some toy you have nicknamed "mini-van"?
  19. Deuce
    Right when we had the kids, we got a 90 Ford Taurus wagon. I pull this thing into the lot at work and one of the young Z28 driving guys shouts "Nice Birth Control Car, Kelly!" I'm like, "what?" He says, "Dude, birth control. Anybody driving a car like that ain't never gonna get laid"
  20. Deuce
    People. Buy the pictures from the shutterfly site! Amazona has the pics priced very, very cheap, and the cost of the site and the equipment is prohibitive. Reallly. The pictures are very good, so buy them. Beucoup cheap, really!
  21. Deuce
    Jeannie, stay with me at Eloy. We'll get in great fight, and I just know we'll win every one. Whatever. You are great company. And I look forward to the biggest hut I have ever got again. See you soon. Amason. Order the second, or maybe first largest wingsuit. I want pictures of you flocking with Kevin!
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    It was the most complex time to grow up in. I am so proud of all our parents. Everything had changed, BLAMMO, and they did the best they could. That included the Partridge Family and the Brady Bunch as models. My poor recently-returned from the Korean conflict Dad, and new cop. WTF for my recently immigrated mom from Maine. Well that was a little before the cool Vietnam-era toys, but it still confused them. We had fun for a while.
  23. Deuce
    Sizzlers were cool. Hotwheels with motors. A very big deal at the time.
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    When I discovered that magical metal, there was not a thermometer safe in my house. The only reason to take chemistry was playing with sodium and mercury. Mmmmm. The little blobs turn back into a big blob, and the you smack it and you can do it again.... (Mercury) Lobbing a chunk of sodium, the kind that explodes in water, into a pool was great fun. Once. That was sodium, right?
  25. Deuce
    Freddie Mercury? That's a damn fine excuse. "WE are the champions, no time for losers....."