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  1. Greg and Omar are among the very best in the world. Take advantage of this remarkable opportunity.
  2. I gotcha covered in Eloy, and I can keep up with you head-down or sit. Better yet, get on a coach jump with Gasson or Omar and actually learn something while they video you. Only way I'm ever gonna get any IMAX into the Holiday Boogie Video.
  3. Chris DeBar is an organizer out of Byron. He got away from Birdman for a while, but he's back and has a new SF3 coming. Was this the one filmed up at Skydance (Davis)? He was going up there to film a segment on Birdsuit materials. He's dynamite and is an organizer at the Herc Boogie in Sweden, and already has the Sequential Record, and is going back (with me! Hahar!) in April to up the ante to a 2 point 140 way in Z hills.
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    BWAH! Don't lose your sense of humor, Chickie-mama! If Arthur isn't available and Mr. Finger In the Dyke has passed out, I'll always be there to hold your hair while you puke. Can you feel that Byron Love? Canya?
  5. Put your icon back up, Jeanne! I'll get you a new freefall one in Eloy. But until then...
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    CHARACTER. If you live in a glass house....
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    Yes, Meunkey, I have embraced my inner asshole. Prepare for drunk monkey street sweeping buffoonery. BRING IT!
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    Use it on your tag line...
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    You have your own team trailer. Let them kick you out of IT. If you piss me off, I'll throw you in the pool. Day or night. If windmill-boy comes to your defense, he'll be sharing your bunk. That'll get you both kicked out for sure. Deuce works for Betsy. We will be producing magnificent product. You will be assimilated.
  10. Some one-on-one time with a certain bear I know turned you a little purple last year. Bwah! Love you. Can't wait to meet the source of the MouthJoy.
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    Ok, i'm a tease, a user, and a boozehag. Anything else?? My alarm clock, and apparently the source of stains in my team room. Ugh.
  12. The landing areas at Eloy are grand. Flat as billiard tables and nicely groomed. I prefer the student area cause I can land into the wind, and I'm usually down first because of my wingloading on a 7 cell (7 cell posse represent!) When I choose to land in the main area, I land on the edge, cause the swoopers are magnificent. Way high altitude and serious swoopage on very highly loaded hi-po ellipticals. The distance difference is negligible to the packing areas. The option of sliding in on your ass is nice, as there's usually no peanut gallery over on the student area. Just as big and flat as the Show Landing Area. It's gonna rock. My balloon jump videos for jump ticket only are filling up quick. If anybody wants in on the deal, contact the hostess with the mostess, Miss Betsy. All the balloon jumps I get will be on the DZ.Holiday Boogie DVD, and everybody will get a raw VHS of the jump, or a firewire if you have your own camera. Ciao Monkeys, prepare to party hearty.
  13. Coolio. Let's hope the fog lifts. Both VDschoor and Chopchop like to jump and pull hanging on to toys. Been there.
  14. I wear the underarmour coldgear and a bib fleece (it's a wader liner) and neoprene sock covers. It keeps me plenty warm and doesn't restrict movement at all. I'da skipped on the shorts or just put my jeans on over that ensemble. The bib thing is the bomb, super warm and doesn't restrict movement. People dogged me mercilessly about the underamour hot gear, but then they started wearing it. It probably would have looked good if you had fuzzy slippers on instead of the shorts.
  15. I go to the DZ to fun jump, but take all the work jumps that comes my way. Some days that means that only my Sunset jump will be a fun jump, but usually we start the day with something fun, work during the day, and get one or two fun jumps in at the end of the day. I'm a camera flier and a coach. All video, well pretty much all video, of new students and tandems recharges the enthusiasm battery. I'm an adreneline vampire. Feed me, baby!
  16. Well i like being spanked by a hot chick in a catholic girl skirt... Their not coming. This year.
  17. Whatever fits in the box. I have two Sony's and two Lenmar's . The Sony's of the same type (FM50) hold their charge TWICE as long. I was recently given (thanks CDB) a QM71D that shows over 300 minutes of operating time when put on the camera. It will require me cutting the box if I want to fly with it, but that's a nice amount of time. I get by just fine all day with the smaller ones, and only have to change once, and only if I've been watching stuff on the screen.
  18. Congratulations ladies! You are definitely an inspiration to my girls. Props to all, but especially the NorCal contingent! Yee-haw!
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    It's a truck, woman, with a cargo boat thingie on the roof. If you need more room than that I'll drop you at a truck stop and you can charm some big rig operator to haul the stuff. DZ.Holiday boogie people we will be arriving by 8:30 Friday night. You will give up your cockatillios. Pronto.
  20. Why in God's name would you eat one in the first place?
  21. Don't make me post that picture again. Ah, it's handy.
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    Has Clay camped with you for a week at a boogie? Darling, you got a long way to go to earn your Pain In The Ass (PITA) card. At Eloy, if your ass becomes a pain, I'll throw it and the accessories attached to it in the pool.
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    Wait. I haven't worn my ring since I lost all that weight and it falls off. Nope. Not single.
  24. Bwah! I don't! I fell off in sleet. You fell off cause Mad John had you guys doing a linked yoga exit!