Deuce
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Yep. But with enough influence, you can buy off a Bishop and get a marriage annulled even after you've had children.
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It'd cost WAY more than that for the Pine boxes to put them in. You got more than one face? What the hell are you talking about? Good point.
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No Philly, you can't be Catholic cause I said so We're like the Masons, one black ball and you're through!
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There's no crossover between the species. The deflowered human females will still be disgusted. Different from the ovines.
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I want videotape of that particular rite.
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And this one goes to 11.
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Just bring me 3 virgins and one dirty little slut per week and I shall pass on my knowledge. Why bother with virgins?
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Not long. But you'll be stunned when you get that first bill.
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You Deucey Boy, You You hot hunky piece of carmera flyer you. Didn't you already have me? No. We never did get a jump. But I still adore your fabulous sunglasses. They are perfect for the shape of your face. And your new longer hair is much more flattering too. Manhunk.
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Oh, you suck now that you have a regular job. Well, sorta regular. You gotta let them hook up a sattelite internet connections so you can post from the fancy seats.
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Once he changed the gerbil it was almost like regular person flatulence.
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Me too. But I'm in the jumping out of the airplane side of the industry. Neener.
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That was a brutal hangover mouth the next day.
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We simply wanted to demonstrate to you the art of postwhoring.
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She'll have to let the drool dry out from the keyboard. It probably dries while she's at work, but tomorrow is Saturday.
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Betcha it's less than 75% Try again . . . Two mothers?
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Oh, absolutely. I can't get passed-out drunk until the kids are in bed. Post 8:30. Me and Iwan passed out on the couch the night he got the first version of my website up. Out. Passed.
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Another recess appointment by our favorite dictator...
Deuce replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
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Guess I should never get married since I have no real intention of ever having kids huh? I just don't see why, particularly for folks who are agnostic. Unless you get married when you are really young, when you have just about nothing, a prenup seems to be the thing to do, and that seems to defeat the "forever" stuff that's in a marriage ceremony.
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Actually, not yet. I always wait until 5 PST. I want to overtake Betsy before my wife gets home. That sounds odd.
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Are National Bohemians, like, Bohemian Nationals?
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Drinking or blowjobs?
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Another recess appointment by our favorite dictator...
Deuce replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
How does the vaseline help? I know the foil is good for the mind control sattelites, but does the vaseline just trap the nanobots and keep them from invading the brain? -
A couple more recess appointments and ole' W will have this whole thing turned around!
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Another recess appointment by our favorite dictator...
Deuce replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
Bill ain't seen the black helicopters in almost a year. You outta check your windows.