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Brain Scrambler? Ever since I remember being able to think recollectable thoughts. I have believed I would live to see the end of the world as we know it.... I still do. Yet, I am not a Pessimist. I would call myself a realist... but then you might think these things combined make me a negative thinker... and besides, I would only call myself a realist because I wish that that which I thought was... real. I am happy: Each morning is the beginning of a day full of potential for good things. Am I an Optimist? I am ready: Each day may be my very last. Am I a Pessimist? Ahh, now we are getting somewhere. But the other road leads to this very same "somewhere". People can create their own personal Heaven too! Reality, that which "Is", it is not out there, independent of what you think of it. What "Is" is what you make it. Reality interacts directly with you. This is the fundamental concept behind many spiritual theories, it is a widely accepted Quantum Mechanics Theory, It is the stuff of Shakespeare: "I think therefore I am". I am a Conscious being. I am the center. You are also the center however... of all that "is". What do I think about pessimists? I don't think about them. I hope that more and more with stop thinking about them. I hope that Optimist/Pessimist are labels we will all shed. Because ever since I remember being able to think recollectable thoughts. I have believed I would live to see the end of the world as we know it. And I could not, to this very day, tell you if that is a positive or negative thing. Nick My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Still yes.

I normally just use the Rogers one Here from my desk at work. It does not care which provider the recipient is using. Just plug in the number and a quick message, works like a charm. You are limited to the number of characters and you have to input one of those "type what you see in the box" things to avoid it being captured by automated spam demons but that's no big deal. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I think you should have made it a poll, we could vote and explain why... otherwise it's just guys chiming in to say "Pick Me!". Oh, btw... Pick me My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Sex, no. But I would give it oral. Best response yet IMO My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

A drunken mushroom walks into a bar. The Bartender says to him: "I'm sorry pal, but we don't serve to mushrooms in this joint. And besides, you're already drunk." To this, the mushroom replied: "Just spore me a drink wouldja?" The Bartender, irritated, says to the mushroom: "Now you listen to me mushroom, we don't take kindly to your kind around here." The mushroom hickups... "I dunno why." he says, "I'm a fung guy." My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Sweet. Find another hot guy ok? I need some action. You find the guy you want. I am going for Pop Tarts! Pssst: Hey guy... get the "Smores" flavoured pop tarts... appeal to the chocolate craving yeah? Alright then, now PICK ME! as your tag team partner doode! Alright, to the post. I'm a fan of the mars or snikers bars so I'm going to have to say I that I would not have a sex with my favorite candy bar. Call me old fashioned, but I can't f*ck with nobody except for my Sweet Marie. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Mushrooms are an ingredient that should be used for landfill. ... well at least muggle mushrooms. Muggle Mushrooms suck! ...the other ones are great My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Teila lost to Gerrard because he was an inferior fighter. NOT because Judo is "better" than Sumo. You say Judo is faster and more agile than Sumo. It's funny, because Sumo wrestlers are so big, people think they are slow and sluggish. The truth is they are far faster and more agile than many ohter professional atheletes! Teila's speed and agility was an advantage to him in that fight. Judo is the art of the old Samurai donning heavy armor and sitting on horseback. It is the hand to hand combat to be used AFTER you've been knocked off your horse and are on foot in heavy armor. Fundamentally, it is desinged to get your opponent onto his back. (Once on your back in this armor... you are pretty much stuck there and you "accept" the blade your apponent would stick between your ribs and the death that would come thereafter) Judo is not so much about speed and agility as it is about leverage in the abscence of these things. The displacement of weight, the lever-arm, a force and a proper fulcrum make a take down. Edit to add: You're right though about the roid-monkey comment. Unfair of me to say that. I was moreso commenting on the mentality of todays fighters... "I'm going in there to mess him up." sorta thing... not very much honnor there you know? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Definately Definately yes. (Yeah Val... that's right... I said "Definately" twice ... I'm even looking to become a member of the GoodVibes team someday) My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I disagree, fights don't go to ground because we don't want to hurt one another. lol. Think about any fight you personally have been in. There is a scale. The more seriously you feared for you safety and your life, the closer you got to the ground. It's Martial fact. (Of course, this is once engaged in combat. Otherwise, the more you fear, the more you should run away.) They don't walk circles around each other with their "dukes" up either. You are absolutely right that they try their best not to roll around, but it has nothing to do with the legalities and everything to do with not being a sitting duck. Think about why you know this fact... it's because if they're going to teach you hand to hand in the millitary, they KNOW that real fights end up on the ground and they KNOW that a couple grown men rolling around make a nice target. They thusly make a point to TRAIN you in how to avoid it... so that you don't get will be killed by someone other than your opponent. War time is hardly Ultimate Fighting Championship time though right? Take your greatest fighter from any Army and pit him against the greatest fighter of another in a hand to hand fight to the death with nobody else shooting at them... ...wanna bet they start rolling around by round 3? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Ahhhhh yes I remember. Gerard Gordeau vs. Teila Tuli. The bout lasted all of 25 seconds and Teila lost some teeth. lol. Why would you say it's unfair? By saying so, you are telling me you think Judo itself is a much better art than Sumo. I know a couple Sumo Wrestlers you wouldn't want to argue this with . You'll remember Royce Gracy won that tournement with a little Shoot Wrestling... he won the next too. He won them both by making all his opponents tap out. That's right, he didn't hit a single one. He never drew blood. But this was the point of the entire tournament. Find the greatest fighter! 99.9% of real life fights end up on the ground like it or not. The only ones that don't are the ones that get broken up by friends, bouncers or cops. lol. Ratings suffered because kids in the schoolyard were saying: "What's with all the rolling around hugging eachother?"... Unfortunately, they were also saying: "How cool was it when that Sumo lost his Teeth?!!?" So... today we have roid-monkeys knocking eachothers teeth out. The truth: most any of the fighters from the first few tournaments could hand todays fighters their asses on a plate. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (yeah right) It's what used to be a terrific martial arts tournament. Created by the Gracy family, it would pit different arts against one another with minimal restraints and no weight categories. It appealed to the masses as a "no holds barred" fighting event. However, the fact that many were winning the tournaments without totally debilitating their apponents started to hurt the ratings. Today, it is muslce-riddled alpha-male agression addicts, beating one another into (even more) senseless pulp My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Being that I have a bit of an Attention Deficit Disorder myself, I remember the fact that hey let's go ride our bikes it's nice outside today! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

By this rational, it means leaving the LID up is indecent? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Yup, In grade school I was "Nick Snot!".... I was sad In High School I was "Nick Snatch!"... This was not too bad.

Well, Liz... Join Kel and I in the great white?

With what I know, I'd have to say yes. Might be a little difficult though, seeing as she has proclaimed she may "never have intercourse again." Waddaya say Kel? Twist your arm a bit?

Huh? Across the top of what? I don't know what freaky things you are doing in the can but I use my toilet paper... around the backside. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Nice one My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

That's right, it's because those sides got to see the sunset When the English were colonizing other continents, they'd ship manure from the homeland for the new farms... dampness in the hulls of their ships would create dangerous methane gases. Ships were mysteriously blowing up! Upon the discovery that it was because of the damp poop below deck, they started shipping the manure in crates which needed to stay dry, above deck. Crates of cow flop would arrive at their destinations with 4 letters printed on them: S.H.I.T for "Store High In Transit" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

The Japanese use enough toilet paper in one year, to circle the globe seven times. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

You're a thinking man, that's for sure. When I lived in a farm house in Orillia, I had worked out a solution of my own. I didn't pee indoors even once at my place in nearly 3 years. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I've never, EVER understood this quirk. "Have you ever fell into the toilet thinking the seat was down and ended up with your ass in the cold water??" That's the response you'll get from many a woman when you ask: "What's the big deal with the toilet seat anyway?" What the shit ladies?!!? What I want to know is, who in their right mind plunks their bare ass down somewhere without first visually inspecting? Bwahahaaa! Viva Seats Up! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

MINI MOUSE!!!! Tell me more! I used to know a freaky freaky 'merican named Mini Mouse! What is her real name? What does she look like? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!