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Hey all, I was just wondering if anyone knew about an email with "Parachute" as the subject. It has no text body and there is a 4.2MB attachment entitled "Parachute.mpg". I received this yesterday and I do not recognize the sender or any of the names in the reciepient list. I am obviously reluctanct to open it but curious about it's contents. What say you guys? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I was perplexed by this one... Does frequent, erm... self abuse, lead to premature ejaculation? Cause you know, I haven't gone blind yet.... and my hands are still, well, bald My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Happy to make you smile

That's funny. Very well put I agree though, with the whole desensitisation ones. I bought them by mistake one time (I swear it was a mistake, I wouldn't wish these on my worst enemy). All I can say is if there are guys out there that need this product, why are you having sex at all? Blowing the head-gasget prematurely has got to feel better than... nothing! Because that's all you feel with those things on... NOTHING! Just try to picture this one though guys. I'm not joking, I picked up a box in a rush and had no idea they were the f*cking Novocaine ones until 5-10 minutes in when all of the sudden... my dick was gone! Whew... it's still there. But can you imagine how scared I was until we put two and two together? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Because he didn't try to rape her My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I hit a lot of joggers lol. Everyone with a drivers licence should know how to change a tire. But let's not harp about it. I think anyone could figure it out given the absolute need to... and a whole afternoon to kill by the side of the road. lol. Perhaps there should be no AAA? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I want to warn you about something. The Ipods are whicked-cool but did you know that they are considered "disposable product" by Apple? My friend had one that stopped working. He called to see about having it repaired. Anyway, turns out it's one of those "Well it's gonna cost $x to fix it, you might as well go and buy a new one because it's cheaper." My buddy was really put off and did a little research. It turns out that the ipods are built to fail after approximately 18 months. That is to say, there is an epidemic of them failing at around 18 months. The battery they use only has a lifespan of that long and they do not replace 'em. Now I say "built to fail" because he called Apple back in disbelief. He asked, they confirmed. His words: "Well I never considered my Ipod to be a disposable item you know?" Their words: "Well Apple does." I found that apphauling. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Hmmm, Also Useful in Threesomes and Threeways methinks My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Three-ways are cooler

A quick poem in response: "Damn, I'm just a Ram!" but I still know how to be gentle

DUDE ... Where did that come from? Thanks for the laugh. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

That's the point!

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4 They were young and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Copa, Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa, Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....they fell in love (Copa Copacabana) His name was Rico, he wore a diamond He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there And when she finished, he called her over But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot But just who shot who? At the Copa, Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa, Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....she lost her love (Copa. . Copacabana) (Copa Copacabana) (Copacabana, ahh ahh ahh ahh) (Ahh ahh ahh ahh Copa Copacabana) (Talking Havana have a banana) (Music and passion...always the fash--shun) Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show Now it's a disco, but not for Lola Still in the dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind She lost her youth and she lost her Tony Now she's lost her mind! At the Copa, Copacabana The hottest spot north of Havana At the Copa, Copacabana Music and passion were always the fashion At the Copa....don't fall in love (Copa) don't fall in love Copacabana Copacabana -Barry Manilow ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sorry guys, I just couldn't resist. This song has been stuck in my head since a shooting at one of my favorite night clubs this past Satruday evening. Cousin to a good friend of mine, Dustin is not only a good bouncer but a friend. He was hit, he'll be fine. An enthusiastic stranger took up the mic last night as Kareokee night started and I ate my dinner. I finished up and left. I got in my car and to my surprise, playing on the radio is an electronic remix version of: Her name was Lola! She was a Showgirl!.... Here I go again!!!! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Yes, a couple come to mind. Don't feel bad it's only natural. "There's one born every minute!" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

But they feel_so_good! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Here Here! uh, and for those who haven't tried it... a quick tip... Passenger gives to Driver. Not the other way around!... I can't stress that enough people! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

You mean your last Avatar picture wasn't you either? And here I thought you were the star of Ninja Scroll. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

You poor, poor thing... come visit me in Ontario... I'm in no way tootin' my own horn (hehee, you can do that) but I'll give you a quick definition of the word "multiple". lol. hehee. I like to play 1-10 before sex. Where 1 is "meh" and 10 is a full-blown orgasm. I'll have you tell me when you get to say... 7, when you do I'll stop and ask if you're sure you're at 7... of course you won't be because I stopped... so I guess I have to start again... let me know when you get to 8... can I slow it up and keep you there a while? Let's see but don't you go into 9 without telling me. (usually you'll try to sneak by but I'll catch ya and make you start over if you do!)... 9?... nine and a half?..... "what's that?... don't stop you bastard??!?? Well that's not very nice... my turn!"

We went like this... he went like that! I say to Hollywood: "Where'd he go?!!?" Hollywood says: "Where'd whooooo gooooooo?" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

... how you doin' ? okay okay, so that wasn't a quote. Here ya go: "On behalf of your Captain and your crew, I want to thank you for flying VF101. And next time your plans include the middle of the goddamn ocean in the dead of frigging night, I hope you'll think of Naval Aviation." My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Was going to chime in saying that I'm pitching a tent right now in Ontario, Canada... but then I realised that we are not talking about the same thing. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

Were you talking to me? lol I hate it when she does that! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

A trick? Inquiring minds want to know! Well I'll be sure to take lot's of pictures. ... It's okay to be shy Kel... in fact... I prefer you be shy. It'll get that charming rosy color going on your cheeks. ... and probably on your face too My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

My pilot chute is black... and completely opaque. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

I'd rather see you in Luigi's 39 My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!