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HA !! if it were divine inspiration he woulda been on a Suzuki I detect satanic influence here merry freakin christmas Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Cause of frenchy he has been averaging about 3-4 bdays per year.. This is the real one. bout 40 years ago he mighta been cute.... but man...these days....whoa.. u g l y he aint got no alibi... he fugly.... *sing with me people !!! Bwahahahha !!! Happy birthday Dave !!! see ya next saturday ya old fart !!!!! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Bank Name.............. Bank Address........... Beneficiary Name....... Account Number......... Swift Code............. Your Tel/Fax Number.... Routing Number......... State & Country........ *** if ya got the info for your ex ..... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

him and a few others..... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I am free the weekend prior to new year, does saturday sound good? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Hand guns are stupid and pointless unless you want to maim or kill someone or something ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So what is your solution if someone, (or something), is trying to maim or kill you? *** its obvious... he would die Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

did you get the huge photo from Richland before the doors closed? wish we had a photo of your arrival on that dark night many years ago... it rivaled that picture Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Think this would go over well, especially in a predominately Jewish neighborhood? *** fuck em, DO IT ! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

not only would I drink it, I would be brewing it myself

cheer up fucker...she coulda been trying set you up with her father Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

got a better one.... dont leave gummy bears on the dash over the vents on a hot august day..... them things melt !!!! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

To be a hate crime a white person has to be the perp. *** no shit, if a non white calls me "honky, whitey, white bread, cracker no big deal right? but if I say nigger, spic, beaner or pepper belly ---- that makes me a racist right? fuck them, fuck being politically correct - if your politically correct, turn in your man card and put on a fucking dress be honest, say what you think....fuck them if they get offended, I dont give a fuck Roy edited to correct my horrible white boy spelling They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Actually the alternative sucks more. I sorta plan on getting better with age, like a fine wine! *** A friend of mine's who is 60+ *(being nice here) he was a golden gloves boxer ya know his favorite saying is.... "ya know what the best thing about being my age is?.... its the fact that ya got here!! Roy

weasel shit parents. *** To lose a child is one of the most horrendous things a parent can have happen, I saw what it did to my grandfather when my father died... The extreme hurt it dealt me was nothing compared to what it did to my grandfather.... they want answers and someones head on a platter - any way they can get them... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

crap.....I knew em all... being old sucks Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I have a rarely used bridge in NYC for sale. *** how much? kin I jump off it? Roy PS: didnt think it was likely....but thought I would ask...*(about the email)

ok, I have about 1/3 rd of your time in the sport... but .... got my opinon of uspa (makes me special I know ) when i started skyiving one of the first months I was a skydiver the regional director for the northwest visited and jumped at our dz... to get a feel for the small dz he said.... he made the effort to get around.....made me feel like the uspa cared.... but I didnt pay much attention at the time...I was a nub....what did I know? - hell I thought that was what a regional director was supposed to do.... after that person got ousted... it became a dzo/regional director affair...nothing against her, but she was busy at her dz...no time to travel and to in my opinion "pay attention to the small dz" Hell, she granted a uspa dz status to a dz run by a 100 jump wonder that was one of my students simply cuz she wanted a uspa dz in the area.... well...he paid his money ... but still had no qualifications.. waivers...can you spell waivers !!! One of the dz's I really liked in oregon is (I believe) still having issues with the local management...uspa has done nothing..... its a small dz, with great people.... I had a blast there....but to the uspa probably not worth the money to enforce the usage... that aint right!!! (if I missed something and the jumpers are back on the dz in Eugene- someone let me know) Similarly what good does a seldom done ramp check of a DZ do us when the FAA inspector has limited, if any, knowledge of jump operations? I could sit for hours and tell you stories of how we've bamboozled these inspectors over the years. But consider for a moment if that FAA Inspector was someone the caliber of Chris (diverdriver) Schindler? *** well.... my attempts to forge my riggers signature would probably not work with my crappy handwriting..... I have time and time again see demo's done by people who do not have the skills or the mindset to do them safely....but are chosen simply because of who they sleep with/party with/jump with.... I see the uspa as a good idea...but....doesnt work.. they are too busy .... doing what the fuckever.... Get into a beef with a major DZO over anything at all, and don’t look to the USPA for help, they'll just side with the DZO and hang you out to dry. *** yup.... thats about the simplest explanation I can imagine... I dont know if the FAA would be better than the uspa...but I know the uspa doesnt work very well for anyone that isnt a major dropzone... well... the 3rd party insurance is ok I suppose, in 12 years I know of one person who has used it... I wasnt present when he took the mirror off of someones truck while landing...but the uspa dues paid off for him at that time... man..... I know my response is a bit disjointed, and I dont have a solution.... buttttttttt....... its my opinion that the uspa is basically lacking.... in everything other than a pretty magazine Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Do what you have practiced and are comfortable with.... I was trained to look red, grab red, look silver, pull red, then pull silver - never taking my eyes off the handles. once I was had my 'a' license I retrained to - grab red, grab silver, pull red, pull silver.... even after the re-training, my first high speed mal I went right back to my first jump training....two hands on each handle. after the first, its always been one hand on each handle (I have had six mals) but in my practiced "EP's" I keep in mind that I may have to use two hands to cut away. I havent't had to use two hands on a single handle to either cutaway or to activate the reserve (yet) I jump a icarus 85' at 2.1 to 1 wingloading, the last mal I had was spinning linetwists, it still chopped easily and yes, each situation is different, similar mal's can be very different. Any opinions?*** you jumped, you lived, good job !!! buy your beer and go jump again

a small area (say, Kansas) as a landfill.*** You mean it isn't already a landfill? Roy PS: a joke....just a joke, Kansas isnt the end of the earth..... but ya can sure as hell see it from there!!!!! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

I keep getting these silly forewarded email that say these forewards are being counted..... As far as I know, this isnt possible... Is it? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK HIM !!!! Sure was fun calling and waking him on our drunken excursion at Hollister/Lodi... erm..... I think.... memory gets a bit fuzzy dat night

how do i tell if there's corrosion inside the barrel?*** run a oiled cleaning patch down it a few times, if its rusty the patch will come out reddish. or if you really want to know the condition of the barrel, take it to a gunsmith and have them run a scope down the barrel, one of our members was a gunsmith and he had a very cool borescope (not sure if thats what its called) that had an led light on it (spendy I am sure) about how many times can i shoot it at the range before i have to break it all down and do the deep cleaning? *** you can shoot it all day long without the deep cleaning if you swab it between shots, just make sure to do it before storing it at the end of the day. most I have ever shot a single weapon in a day was 75-100 shots - your shoulder will hate you for it you will know when its getting really dirty, it will misfire or hangfire more frequently. if the cap pops but the rifle doesnt fire, wait a second keeping the barrel pointed downrange and toss on a new cap the powder may be smoldering. - I never experienced this, but better safe than sorry

My family travelled all over the west coast when I was 7-18 yrs old competing in muzzle loading competitions, tons of fun, till the cleaning began sunday night.... usually about 30 guns for me and my dad to clean - somehow my sis and stepmom skated on this task.... what we used was a bucket of very hot soapy water and a bucket, we mostly used dawn dishwashing liquid but would substitute others as needed - when we first started competing we were using fancy cleaning solutions but tips from the veteran shooters got us started using simple soap and water, I never got into flintlocks, and can't recall ever cleaning one - so my experience is only with percussion. Remove the barrel from the stock, remove the nipple and place the end in the soapy solution, put a cleaning patch on the ramrod, and work it up and down, it will draw the hot water in through the nipple opening, when you first start the patch will be fouled right away, put a new one on - repeat till the patch comes out clean. once the patch stays clean replace the soapy water with clean hot water and swab with several clean patches till the soap is gone then Remove the breach end of the barrel from the water, Time to dry it out, keep swabbing the barrel with a dry patch - forcefully to expel the water from the nipple chamber, when the barrel is dry take a cue tip and dry the remaining moisture from the nipple threads its very important that all the moisture from the breach area is gone, when it seems dry, seat the patch and twist the ramrod back and forth a few times - dont get in a hurry at this step! with a nipple pic and a tobacco pipe cleaner, make sure the nipple itself is clean inside. use a high quality gun oil (no wd-40) and lightly oil the barrel inside and out, using a cue tip in the nipple chamber, remove all excess oil with clean dry cloths/ patches - replace the nipple, put the barrel back on the stock - done This is the simplest and cheapest way to clean a muzzle loader, we competed 1-3 weekends per month every year all year during the time that we were active in muzzle loading. Our guns almost never misfired and none of them had any rust ever. If your going target shooting then 50-70 grains is a good load - Hunting I would bump it up to 90 at least. use 3-F powder, 2-F is for shotguns, and 4-F is for primer only, dont 4-F for shooting, get a can of 4-F for when the inevitable happens... you dryball it - remember its powder - patch- ball.... sooner or later nearly everyone forgets the powder. you can get an attachment for the ramrod that will extract the ball, but they suck.... easiest way to remove the ball is to pull the nipple off, fill the nipple area with 4-F tip the gun on its side and tap the barrel with your palm till the 4-F trickles into the barrel behind the ball, replace the nipple, fire it downrange, this will foul the nipple area quite heavily, pull the nipple and clean the fouling out before trying to shoot it again. oh yeah, you could use pyrex instead of traditional gunpowder, its less corrosive but doesnt give the awsome "crack" that a rifle should give.. more of a "ponk" sound, I never used it myself Always swab the barrel between shots !! it cuts down on the lead fouling and will put out any embers that may be left in the barrel, one of our clubs members had his powder measuring tool blown out of his hand cuz he skipped this step years ago Have fun, I still have my 58 cal and still love to go to the range and shoot. aint nothing like all the modern shooters bitching and complaining cuz of the smoke and smell to brighten your day

Too bad it wasn't a hot dirty sexy dream. *** maybe it was...but she didnt let him finish Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

so what would you do when confronted with a person who just entered your apartment/flat/house? ask if he wanted tea and a cookie? would you politely ask him to leave? do you really think he would? are you rambo? gonna whup him unarmed? what if he is bigger/stronger or armed himself and/or drugged out of his mind. do you think if when you ask politely that his reaching in his pocket would be to get out his wallet to pay for the damages he caused while breaking in? you have a great victim mentality. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.