Jkralovec

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  1. I know, right!!??? I saw that DP action going on and it made my pooty hurt. I couldn't finish watching the video because I had to click outta there!!!! Flashbacks??? Yeah...It must be tough to forget your first time
  2. my girlfriend is getting me one for christmas. I can't wait to use it.
  3. Zoo Heads in Days Inn room 223 302 250 2711
  4. I have to say this is the best answer I've ever heard. I once told a girl that I liked, like somewhat liked, like enough to keep her around- my number... She ran. Keep it to yourself. You don't want to know and neither does she. -Jeff
  5. Hot Wings! Some Scotch, or Tennesee Whisky. Clears the system out nicely.
  6. I'm a 100 jump wonder and I consider myself a freeflyer. What you just described sounds magical. I am glad that I have people like you in this sport to look forward to meeting when I get into wing suiting. Thank you! Jeff
  7. My point is...Don't ask questions that could possibly hurt our sport...asshole
  8. Clearly birds should be banned...
  9. Here is a better question. If the TI is injured because the student didn't follow instructions causing the TI to break his ankle, is the student responsible?
  10. HA HA. I have actually high-fived my girlfriend after sex.
  11. I used to resemble this remark
  12. I'll be in LA over Christmas! I want to do some jumps, maybe I'll hit you up for a weekend?
  13. Where would I find this Insurance? Renters insurance or homeowners insurance depending on your living situation. Be sure to inquire about insuring high-value items like gear - some may just include it as part of the base coverage, some may allow you to declare it separately in a "rider." Also, ask about the coverage for loss that occurs away from the home as it's often not as generous as loss that occurs in the home. Thats exactly what I mean. I'll be traveling in Italy and this may be a good idea too, if they will cover everything!
  14. Now THAT is funny shit! I ninja edited way before you quoted me!
  15. I'm the OP. I was referring to silver sharpie specifically. When I made the post about the cost of the d-bag, I meant if I were to replace it when selling my container because my name is written all over it. In 99.9% of cases the D-bag will remain attached to the canopy.
  16. It's just a D-bag...how much are they? like $50? I'd be hesitant to modify it in anyway and cause a mal. (as impossible as that may be)
  17. I'm contemplating that incase of a cutaway, I'd like to get my main back. Do you all write your name, address and phone number on your d-bag? Has anyone ever had their main canopy returned?
  18. Use your ribbon to get the rubber bands on the D-bag through the grommets. That's it! Then continue to stuff the "excess" into the bag. Also, buy a power tool to get your container closed. I have two dime-sized blisters on my "ring fingers" from trying to use a ribbon to close my MXS with a Sabre 2 135 in it. I had all the same problems and these were my solutions. But don't over stuff your container.
  19. A1- Who wants to dip their steak in cold steak sauce? Oh, I left my Pillsbury Croissants out in their tube for a couple hours. Do you think they're ok?
  20. I sent you a PM Brother, I don't know you but we're all family here.
  21. Yes, I understand. Still, I was hoping to hear from people that measured themselves and ask how thir suits fit. I'll call TONY. Until then, I'll be jumping in sweatpants :D
  22. While reading the thread about a horseshoe caused by a loose toggle I got to thinking...What if her reserve didn't clear the ball of shit? What if she was stuck with a half inflated reserve. In this Low Speed Mal, where would you try to land? Water, trees, greenhouses? If you're decidedly f*cked, what would you do?